Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A little cambozola and crackers for lunch ain’t hurting no one 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Prepping a frothy enzyme brew and dumping it down my drains and just, I guess, praying that something is actually going on down there. 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s kind of annoying to see certain trends get talked about to death on here, but then I go to Reddit (my mistake) and see a post on the front page that is like “is it ok to hate women” with 1000 replies all saying yes. 000
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How about Choosin’ Tex Mex and it’s about being decisive about where to eat out for once 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just walked in on my 7-year-old using the family computer to look at pictures of Leon S. Kennedy. 000
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My new friend, the pileated woodpecker. Hello my friend. 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I bought a cheese called “Old World Cheddar” that uses a historic recipe, thinking it would just be a nice sharp cheddar and it was straight up nasty. There are a lot of reasons to avoid time travel, should the opportunity present itself, but I can add “nasty cheese” to the very top of the list. 001
Reposted by SteveAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Intimidated by furry excellence 1432
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In the mid 2000s it was in vogue to use furries as a cultural punching bag and I regrettably bought into that. A few years ago I made a conscious decision that furries are cool and deserve respect. I apologize for my past beliefs. I stand with the furry community #furriesarecool #inmybook 001
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The bagel place near my house changed their recipe (?) for the bagels and I’m honestly surprised how shook I am about it. 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nice nuts and seeds you got there. But are they nature’s? 000
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The 3 o’clock sleepy feeling is real and it is truly bewildering that it has only been officially recognized by the Spanish and the 5 Hour Energy Corporation. 010
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Getting high and playing Cape Hideous is legitimately a top 10 gaming moment for me. If the art style interests you even a little bit, it’s a true wonder seeing all the details come alive as you play. Incredible game. 291
Reposted by SteveJake Clover @jakeclover.bsky.social · 18/05/2026get cape hideous at half price for steam ocean fest sale! store.steampowered.com/app/3187550/... 02210
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I saw a bird nest in the yard and gathered the kids so we could investigate. Got to the nest and peeked inside and, ope, it was full of dead baby birds. Now that’s a hashtag parenting fail. 010
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I thought for the longest time that the Aaron Eckhart movie “No Reservations” was about Anthony Bourdain. Finally found it that it’s not. I also found out that Bradly Cooper played Bourdain in a TV show, but was also a chef in the movie called Burnt. This has been another boring story about my life. 010
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Someone put “Supply Chain Management for Dummies” in the little free library by my kids’ school. I’m now imagining someone who is supply chain curious, but hasn’t yet bought any books, stumbling across that and it changing their life. 010
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Getting pretty sick of Heidi Klum and her “wacky” costumes. Enough. 010
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Supreme Court Justice John Roberts, can you help me get this couch into the van? 010
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026LinkedIn will send me an email and the subject will be “Steve, you’re puzzle expires soon!” What the fuck are you talking about? I *never* want to hear from your ass, let alone some shit about puzzles. 020
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Glad this movie is coming out, fuck you WB etc, but let’s be real, that opening rocket shoe gag is abysmal. The shoes simply explode? Chuck Jones is well and truly dead. 010
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I had one of those huge novelty milkshakes with tons of toppings on it that cost like $19 the other day and it was so bad that I can’t even think about normal ice cream without getting sick to my stomach. 110
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I was sick last night and to distract myself from my pain and nausea I just kept repeating a headline that I had read earlier “Charles Dance officially joins the cast of The Batman II” over and over. Insane thing to do, but it did help. Thank you Charles Dance. 010
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I don’t want to retweet CBS news, but when we talk about the USPS losing money, I always think about how my mailman has done more for me personally than 99% of the American population and they are supposed to be the villain?? 110
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I’ve jumped on the Linux bandwagon and it has been way less painful than expected. However! I did try to install a screensaver app and somehow managed to uninstall my OS in the process. Probably can’t do that on windows. 110
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026For as long as I’ve had kids, hot wheels have been $0.99 each. Now they are $1.33. Just another great deal from our pedophile president. 010
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Saw a mail truck go through the drive thru and the driver had to get out from the right side and walk up to the window. Answer to a question I didn’t realize I wanted to know. 030
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026In the Zhongxaio Fuxing metro station in Taipei, there is an escalator where, if you walk up to it while wearing Croc-like shoes, a special light shines on the ground, warning you to be careful since those shoes can more easily get caught in the steps. Taiwan has Croc-detection technology. 120
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The kid wanted to watch the newest Garfield movie and I forgot that Chris Pratt plays Garfield. That guy has got to be one of the worst fucking voice actors out there right now. Pray for me. 110
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Yesterday, a local restaurant, Spice Waala, sent an email saying they were donating part of the day’s profits to Minneapolis restaurants so they could close today in protest of ICE and the place was packed. People fucking hate ICE and our dog-dick-brained president. 030
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Already struggling with my vow to not post about politics. Abolish ice. Punish everyone involved. 010
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It’s a bit of a blessing and a curse for the rest of the country to be finding out that Marie Gluesenkamp Perez is nasty little worm. There are lots of freak out there at the moment, but her brand of “gee wiz I’m just doing what’s best for my constituents” has been driving me crazy for years 000
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I still get shocked at how good the latest The Cure album is every time I listen to it. Don’t have the words for it, it just feels so good, perfect from start to finish. 000
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026It’s kind of surreal seeing people talk about Ordinary Men by Christopher Browning. I was assigned that book in college and it has been burrowed deep in my brain ever since. Very glad to see it speaking to people about the moment, but it also kind of makes me sick to my stomach 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Imagining a church, but instead of worshipping or believing in Christianity we all just kind of hang out and maybe watch a movie or two. 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Now here’s something funny. I’m in a waiting room and there is an issue of White House Quarterly, which is a magazine about the White House. What could they possibly put in a magazine like this? Well, I think they are still trying to figure that out too 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Now, I may reply to a post about politics from time to time, but my promise to you, is that I will never weigh in on the politics of the moment. I have nothing to say that matters. Please refer to my blanket statement: “all republicans are my mortal enemy”. 120
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Spending the morning working on improving the DNS response time on my ad blocker. From 450ms+ to 39ms. Acceptable. 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I know I’m the one billionth person to say this over the last 50 years, but the whole bit where Charlie Brown makes toast and popcorn for Thanksgiving dinner is pretty fucking funny. 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025How is Franz getting away with putting sucralose in their Hawaiian rolls? That shit is so nasty. Someone needs to pay for this!!! 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Why are pedophiles so bad at writing emails? Not the most important thing, obviously. 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025The only thing bringing me joy these days is the fact that Funko Pop might go away. And my family. 010
Reposted by SteveTim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 08/11/2025They're going to the highest court in the land to avoid feeding children. 933269859
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Just going to reassert one of my deepest held beliefs: no one in the world right now, or at any point in history, hates the USA and the people in it more than Republicans. 000
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Ol’ Dick Cheney better hope hell isn’t real, because that son of bitch would be burning for eternity. 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025INTELLECTUAL FRANKENSTEIN: I caution you, fair villagers, for every tine of thy pitched forks that you point at me, so too doth thou point three at thine own self 100
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I just fucked up so bad at the self check out that I take this back 110
Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Sorry to keep this discourse going, but I keep thinking about the nazi tattoo guy, and at the end of the day you just can’t have someone like that as a politician. There is plenty of room in the big tent for people who just quietly vote, but sorry, you don’t deserve to have power 110
