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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 18h

So I just found out that there is an ancient Greek comedic tradition that when Heracles pulled Theseus up from the rock, he left his ass behind, looney tunes style. Dude has no ass. Which makes me think that recruiting for the Trojan War went something like this

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I don't like saying this But if ya willing to help out OregontheDM on Pal and Ven GingerbreadGolem on Cash Phrasing to avoid bots lol

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I wanna know the name of the person that came up " write an essay as a punishment for rape" Yeah we know the five perps, but gimme THAT enabling sumbitches name.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate ai so goddamn much. No jokes. Just tired of literally every fucking goddamn product in existence featuring it.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

He doesn't have the appropriations to do the arch so in order to get around that he's going to slip it in as a military expense. It's now a national security issue to have the trump arch, you see. We have to have it.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Anyone else feel like Sisyphus rolling a goddamn boulder up a hill?

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You know fellers, far be it from me to question ones faith, but I think that Jesus feller done R U N N O F T

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me: I just want a fun little case for my tablet... Me: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING AI?

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

New standardized Cop car idea: 1. All cop cars shall be a sensible, mid sized, family value sedan. 2. All of them shall be Barbie pink, cloud white, with highly reflective gold lettering 3. The light bar shall be white and pink

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Me: maybe I could do funny things on Tok Tok for money! The Democrats for some reason: *Shoots Tok Tok in the head* we had to stop the Chinese communists. Me: Ok maybe I could Stream in twitch! Twitch: Starting today, We are just gonna scrap you for AI. You're welcome, nerds.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Two Point campus. I would like to play your game. Could you stop.... Crashing every twelve fucking seconds?

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Close for skinny dudes:Here is some professional wear that is loose fitting. Kind of 1920s meets zen. Made of T-shirt like material. Really reminds you of Star wars. Variety of colors. Fat Dudes: Same stretch kahkis since 1994. They are hot and they suck ass.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

So I am starting my TBR list from way back in college because I need something other than social media. I picked up "World War Z." Didn't do any research. Just got it second hand on a whim. And went "oh cool zombies." So far this book has been racist and Xenophobic as fuck.

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

French guy: chat, what do we think of this? chat: meow

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

"A billionaire has never caused any of your problems." FALSE! I now have to listen to my mom drone on about AI romance reels on facebook because she has the beginning of dementia and cannot tell the dementia between real and fake media.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I just wanna start that royalty is wasted in the royals. I'm still salty about this The fuck you mean you get to choose a new name and you choose King Charles III and not Arthur I, or King Cachwr, First of this Name? The fuck bro?

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

To be clear this wasn't a joke or a dig. This was a statement of abject fucking horror. I shouldn't know what this tastes like. Also this was a statement from full on overstimulation and a lack of oxygen due to an asthma attack.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

MAGA: Trump's getting rid of daylight savings time Me: Really? Cool. That's one good thing he's actually done. MAGA: You fucking TRIGGERED, YOU - Wait? Me: Yeah, I'm not thrilled we are staying sprung forward, but DST kills people. MAGA: bwha- ME: - close your mouth, Jethro, you're catching flies.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

New reality show. "The Most Dangerous Beast," #MrBeast wakes up in a gigantic maze that looks like a massive cyber punk city. The only thing that he has on him is his clothes and a backpack full of his own Mr. Beast Brand food to survive. He can restore water, power AC, and other perks to the city

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Soothing two freaked out cats this #FourthofJuly as all my neighbors unload all of their fireworks at once, I have developed an entirely new reason to hate Alexander Hamilton.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

No, You see, Mitch McConnell is Just Pining for the Fijords.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

We are all God's Sims, and he deleted the ladders in our pool.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

You know what. A lot of shit happened cause if the fucking accident in January. - medical bills - PTSD - loss of mobility - increase in driving anxiety But I think I miss my fucking back up camera the most

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Bea Eli 🏳️‍⚧️ @msbeaeli.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

✨JUNETEENTH MUTUAL AID THREAD ✨ Here’s a thread with Black folks you can support in celebration of #Juneteenth. Do some good - even if you’re sending $3 to a Black person to treat themselves to a dessert or a coffee! Circulate & give to at least one person in the thread if you have the means 💜

Image colours: Orange, green, yellow with some black text and white background reads:

“JUNETEENTH”
“MUTUAL AID THREAD”
Date : “06.19.2026”
“In celebration of Juneteenth, give to / tip / support Black Americans!”

Illustration: Hand holding up a ribbon with the following colours: orange, yellow and green

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Am I still alive? Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

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Nix~🍉 @punklenix.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

One last bump, almost at the goal. funds to help me keep on track while I'm on unpaid time off of the day job slinging freight so that I can properly recover before going back. Got some small numbers of orders that I'm working on, but it's slow going with the fatigue of all this. gofund.me/9c78f6ea0

gofund.me

Donate to Help Nix keep his home as he battles life threatening sepsis, organized by Shannon Valdes

Hello all. Shannon here on behalf of Nix. Stephanie and I wan… Shannon Valdes needs your support for Help Nix keep his home as he battles life threatening sepsis

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I got zero reach anymore but goddamn it I will still share. Nix is the best of us.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

My own pet conspiracy theory on #Epstein has been that the guards killed him. Not on orders from Trump. Not on orders from Clinton. Not because they were in on the ring. Not because they were covering anything up. Not because they were good people. Especially not that.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I support trans rights and trans wrongs. You can do it, friends! I believe in you! #ChooseMeanDialogueOptionsInVideoGamesToday

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

The Red button/Blue button question is eugenics propaganda designed to get you to desensitize to mass extermination and reject compassion and empathy, and I will die on this hill.

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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

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Announcing United Wizards of the Coast - CWA!

MTG Arena workers announce unionization as United Wizards of the Coast-CWA, calling on WOTC to voluntarily recognize their union and begin collective bargaining.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

You know, I remember a whole ass episode of the Simpsons where through a series of misunderstandings the children were taken into foster care unfairly.... Except now that I'm an adult and I'm thinking about, those kids absolutely should have been taken by CPS.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Forrest Gump Voice: Someone shot at the president.... Again.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Apparently the insurance cards you carry mean shit l, because YOU have to have your insurance company contact the BMV after an accident to prove you have insurance.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Me: *Shows digital insurance card to police officer after car accident* Cop: that'll do - State of Indiana 4 months later: Since you never showed us proof of insurance, you now owe us $250 and your license is suspended. Indefinitely. 🤣 Me: You mother fuckers

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Child: Hey, Terry the T-Rex, Could you teach me about how a bill becomes a law? Terry: (Eats Child) NOM! Jingle: 🎶TERRY THE T-REX EATS ANOTHER KID! 🎶

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The president can just nuke countries without any checks or balances. He doesn't need congressional approval bro bomb Tehran with the power of the sun. He can just.... Do that. Why? Because of the cold war. We were afraid that the President of the United States would second guess himself if needed.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Here is how Pokopia ends up destroying the financial lives of Pokemon fans- it introduces the evolution of mimiku that evolves due to friendship. Either A) the Mimikyu in the game is the only pokemon that evolves, or B) we are introduced to another evolution that is hinted to be Jesse's.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/03/2026

Sit with what this says to the descendants of enslaved people. March 25th at the United Nations: 123 countries voted YES. The US, Israel, and Argentina voted NO, rejecting the idea that slavery is a crime against humanity. 13 million people. The defense? “It wasn’t illegal when we did it.”

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

There is a strong chance I just lost everything because a land lord a home owner before me created a time bomb with my sewage line that landed in my fucking lap

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Fuck a Kroger parking lot. I have no proof, but MAGA was born in a fucking Kroger parking lot. That's how much I hate Kroger parking lots.

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The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Mom: Asks me a question Me: Begins to answer Mom: Interrupts to tell me what I should be thinking/saying/doing. asks me for my opinion on something. Me: Starts to answer- Mom: -Question I was getting to Me: Tried to answer that question Mom: What about the thing we were talking about?

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

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