The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 20hThere are days I do wonder if this is actually hell. 010
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Bold of Shane Gillis to call women whores while rocking a pedo stache. 010
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If for nothing do it for spite. This may be the last one we get. So turn up. Tell em to go fuck himself. En masse. VOTE. For the love of fucking god it's not the only thing we should be doing but... Do it. 030
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is going to be my last political plea for this country. Get out and #Vote. There is nothing that I can say to convince you. All I will say is they wouldn't be fighting this fucking hard to keep you out of there or they weren't shitting their pants and it wasn't worth it. Vote. 130
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026And I had mande a lot of fucking progress into reclaiming that back... But.... Like... There just isn't a shower long enough or hot enough. You know? 020
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026And even if I could shower and brush my teeth regularly (cause that is how she controlled me. Making me feel bad about how much that was a waste of water and money) um... I don't think I've felt truly fucking clean since before 2016. 120
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026TW: SA & Mental Health & Hygiene You know WHAT WOULD BE SO GREAT. If whenever there is a flood of information about a rape case or a domestic violence case my PTSD wouldn't trigger, and my hygiene wouldn't take a dive because my abusers conditioning rears back in my head. 120
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ody: Got ya Achilles: Damn. Well at least we have cool... Did Theseus lose his ass? Theseus: Just launch the thousand ships already. 010
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Menalus: we're getting the band back together! Ody: We are gonna need That Twink Achilles Achilles: *In drag* I think he went that away Ody: Really? Too bad I had all these really cool high tech weapons to show him and- Achilles: HOLY SHIT IS THIS THE SPARTAN 300? 130
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ody: BEHOLD MY Fields WHERE I GROW MY SALT. A MERRY MAD LAD AM I Palamedus: I mean we can put your baby in front of the tractor Ody: ..... You son of a bitch I'm going to kill you in this war and make it look like an accident for tha- DID THESUS LOSE HIS ASS? Thesus: I HAVE THE ASS I HAVE! 110
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Agamemnon: Remember your oaths. We are sailing in Troy Kings of Greece: Did he lose his ass? Ag: not fucking important. We're getting the band back together 100
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Theseus: Get an army up and let's go. We are getting Helen back Agamemnon: .... Did you lose your ass? Theseus: Not important we are getting the band back together, let's go. 110
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So I just found out that there is an ancient Greek comedic tradition that when Heracles pulled Theseus up from the rock, he left his ass behind, looney tunes style. Dude has no ass. Which makes me think that recruiting for the Trojan War went something like this 110
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I also bet that they all went into the trash unread. 110
Reposted by The Rotund Dungeon Master Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I don't like saying this But if ya willing to help out OregontheDM on Pal and Ven GingerbreadGolem on Cash Phrasing to avoid bots lol 11208230
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wanna know the name of the person that came up " write an essay as a punishment for rape" Yeah we know the five perps, but gimme THAT enabling sumbitches name. 131
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I hate ai so goddamn much. No jokes. Just tired of literally every fucking goddamn product in existence featuring it. 040
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Every single member of this administration would be impeached and removed from office, then brought before SCOTUS in treason charges. Every fucking one. But nah. Just going to let that chump wipe his on his oath and the constitution. Chicken shit behavior. 020
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It is proof he doesn't need to abide by congresses's budget he CAN just do what he wants. Or at least it is an attempt to. If republicans in Congress were t a bunch of fucking cowards and actually represented the people who elected them they wouldn't be going home. 121
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sure there are! A thousand of them! Obviously a dog cannot play kids elementary school basketball. But it happens anyway. Obviously this ain't a military installation, but he will force it anyway. And it serves as a major crack in the constitution. 100
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You are going to argue with me that that is a fucking childish excuse. That that isn't how any of this works and I am here to tell you that is how FASCISM works. The entire thing is built on "Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball." 120
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026He doesn't have the appropriations to do the arch so in order to get around that he's going to slip it in as a military expense. It's now a national security issue to have the trump arch, you see. We have to have it. 120
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It's hard enough with one boulder. We don't need a fucking Boulder+ mode 010
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Anyone else feel like Sisyphus rolling a goddamn boulder up a hill? 150
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You know fellers, far be it from me to question ones faith, but I think that Jesus feller done R U N N O F T 000
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Me: I just want a fun little case for my tablet... Me: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING AI? 050
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Also I do acknowledge that it does play with sexism. Cops are a sexist bunch. The color really shouldn't matter at all but it will to them especially this shade of pink. This is a conscious choice on my part to fuck with their toxically masculine heads. As is the choice for a family sedan. 040
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I mean a lot of deals to invade nations for oil, and a lot of business deals that have killed millions people have happened on the links. Clearly they are hives of terrorist and criminal activity. 030
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026New standardized Cop car idea: 1. All cop cars shall be a sensible, mid sized, family value sedan. 2. All of them shall be Barbie pink, cloud white, with highly reflective gold lettering 3. The light bar shall be white and pink 150
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Me: Cool! Fucking fine! I'll get on Indeed and get myself a second job that is work from home and - SHIT ITS GOING TO BE NOTHING BUT AI TRAINING ISN'T IT? Indeed Search Results: ALRIGHT JACKOFFS, TRAIN THESE ROBOTS HOW TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS SO WE DON'T HAVE TO HIRE YOU. 010
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Me: Perhaps I can learn to draw and sell that shit online for extra money All social media platforms: Awesome! We reserve the right to scrape and upload all that into AI! Also everyone is gonna call your Shit AI anyway. 110
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Me: maybe I could do funny things on Tok Tok for money! The Democrats for some reason: *Shoots Tok Tok in the head* we had to stop the Chinese communists. Me: Ok maybe I could Stream in twitch! Twitch: Starting today, We are just gonna scrap you for AI. You're welcome, nerds. 110
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Two Point campus. I would like to play your game. Could you stop.... Crashing every twelve fucking seconds? 020
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Close for skinny dudes:Here is some professional wear that is loose fitting. Kind of 1920s meets zen. Made of T-shirt like material. Really reminds you of Star wars. Variety of colors. Fat Dudes: Same stretch kahkis since 1994. They are hot and they suck ass. 030
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026No in-between. I have only given up on one book in my life. I don't know if this is gonna be number 2. 010
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I am like a sliver into this book. And I do not know.... Ugh. He's mentioned Israel isolating but self and either it's going to be the most fucked up thing I've heard or it's going to be a reference to that one town during the plague that quarantined itself. 110
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I keep hoping for signs of unreliable narration but they have been few and far between and mostly this has been "24 with Zombies." I keep expecting Donald Trump to show up. So far I am at a 5.5/10. It's dropping quickly. 110
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This is reading like some Republican's bad allegory for Covid, and I know it was written in 06. Like... Y'all... YALL. The virus starts in a small town in China, is covered up by the government, And then is brought into the United States by illegal immigrants, and liberal medical tourists. 120
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026So I am starting my TBR list from way back in college because I need something other than social media. I picked up "World War Z." Didn't do any research. Just got it second hand on a whim. And went "oh cool zombies." So far this book has been racist and Xenophobic as fuck. 120
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I think I've snapped and am just going to start saying absurdist and dadaist shit to them. It doesn't matter what I say, I get the same response. So I might as well get real fucking weird with it. 110
Reposted by The Rotund Dungeon Master *puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026French guy: chat, what do we think of this? chat: meow 1165
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026In her defense it is probably my penance for droning on about every cartoon under the sun 021
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026"A billionaire has never caused any of your problems." FALSE! I now have to listen to my mom drone on about AI romance reels on facebook because she has the beginning of dementia and cannot tell the dementia between real and fake media. 130
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I just wanna start that royalty is wasted in the royals. I'm still salty about this The fuck you mean you get to choose a new name and you choose King Charles III and not Arthur I, or King Cachwr, First of this Name? The fuck bro? 130
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This still looks magical but that is because I'm a fucking sucker for pretty lights 010
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026And I am buying a respirator and trying hard not to think about dying dinosaurs. 010
The Rotund Dungeon Master @bigsquishydm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026But instead of helping our friend to the north we are writing no chy letters and telling them we are writing legislation about them so.... I don't hold out hope. All I know is the air tastes like Canada burning, and there are Flowers in Antarctica, and Mosquitoes somewhere tucking cold.... 110
