Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Now that players are employees and not students, they should be able to fine players 000
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Like, they lost to a team that had lost 12 straight. 121
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This has been one of the most embarrassing Oregon games of all time 000
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Our flight is delayed in Denver so we’re trying it out while we wait. The queso is good. The tacos are trying way too hard. 000
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 10/08/2026@miggiesmalls.bsky.social you a big Torchys Tacos guy? 100
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 12/07/2026static.klipy.comDancing Coffin Meme: Coffin DanceALT: Dancing Coffin Meme: Coffin Dance 020
Reposted by Ned SlanderDr. Pedro Sexypants @dr-sexypants.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Finalmente a tecnologia sendo usada pelo bem da humanidade 201315450
Reposted by Ned SlanderLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup: 2338661526
Reposted by Ned SlanderSusan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026SILVER ALERT! Please boost!! Deputies are asking the public to be on the lookout for Ann Chase, who left her home in Bethany early this morning. Ann is driving a red 2016 Mazda CX5 with Oregon plate 410HQF. If you have seen Ann at all today, please call non-emergency at 503-629-011 or 911. 116
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 20/06/2026As a 48 year resident before moving away for a new gig, duh 000
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 12/06/2026static.klipy.comSNL: Simma Down Now Classic SketchALT: SNL: Simma Down Now Classic Sketch 110
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Here in the Seattle suburb tryna find @mikellyoung.com 211
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 12/04/2026LMAO Bieber just took a break to surf YouTube during his set 030
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 08/04/2026That Ghost Murmur tech they used to rescue that pilot is fucking terrifying 000
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Bro you see the one where a lady was complaining about Yellowstone and whatever park was like “you big cavern energy” 😂😂😂 111
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 26/03/2026The absolute worst part about climbing the corporate ladder is the incessant amount of sales emails and LinkedIn messages you get. Like these MFers will just send you a meeting invite out of the blue. You’ve never met them. Or talked to them. Nothing. 000
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Let’s not get crazy. It’s not like I’m listening to his music. 😂 010
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Oh yeah. Everything between LA and SD is pretty conservative. Ventura and Oxnard are pretty conservative as well. So is the IE. I was just joking that LA is a concrete paradise that stretches forever. And don’t get me wrong. I love LA. It’s my favorite place. 110
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I just saw some shit on IG that said it was the white’s fault that Caesar Chavez allegedly was a serial SAer. I’ve seen some performative woke shit in my day, but that one takes the cake, I think. 001
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 08/03/2026We found ourselves in a BWW by accident tonight and I don’t know how you people can watch UFC. 000
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Currently watching a pro-Iran war march while eating tapas. Real weird ass life experience 020
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Me after the housekeeper is finished for the week: “I love the smell of fabuloso in the morning”media.tenor.coma few helicopters are flying over a tropical islandALT: a few helicopters are flying over a tropical island 000
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Need Josh to be back on this app so we can discuss the cast for Heat 2 000
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I mean if you’re obligated to sell the team eventually and then give the money to charity, there’s no better time to extract as much value as possible for charity then right after they win a chip. Like, it’s common sense. 000
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Kendall copped the big millennium falcon Lego set to build for my office. The instruction manual is like twice the size of a Thomas Guide 😂 140
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 16/02/2026At the Costco and they had some bussin ham samples. Some lady grabbed a cup in front of me. The sample worker said to her “you should think about grabbing some to take home. They’re right over there. You obviously really like it” implying this wasn’t her first trip 😂😂😂😂😂😂 110
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 15/02/2026One time my youngest was with my in-laws and we were driving to meet them after he spent a few days. They live in S. Oregon and we were in Portland at the time. He projectile vomited from the back seat of their car and covered the dashboard 😂😂😂 110
Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Just made some Anthony bourdain sammies to celebrate our adopted town’s team win. And that guy may have on to something with these. Made mine with mortadella and smoked provolone on brioche. Bussin’ 020
