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Ned Slander

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We ain’t paying her to put on fashion shows. We paying her to nann

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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now that players are employees and not students, they should be able to fine players
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Like, they lost to a team that had lost 12 straight.
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rush the field Hokies!
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This team sucks lmao.
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This has been one of the most embarrassing Oregon games of all time
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@miggiesmalls.bsky.social you a big Torchys Tacos guy?
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Dancing Coffin Meme: Coffin Dance
ALT: Dancing Coffin Meme: Coffin Dance
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Dr. Pedro Sexypants @dr-sexypants.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Finalmente a tecnologia sendo usada pelo bem da humanidade
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
Jill Tucker
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If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K ViewsJill Tucker
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
CABO VERDE
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
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You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
SILVER ALERT! Please boost!! Deputies are asking the public to be on the lookout for Ann Chase, who left her home in Bethany early this morning. Ann is driving a red 2016 Mazda CX5 with Oregon plate 410HQF. If you have seen Ann at all today, please call non-emergency at 503-629-011 or 911.
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
As a 48 year resident before moving away for a new gig, duh
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The new Alaska lounge at PDX is quite nice
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Here in the Seattle suburb tryna find @mikellyoung.com
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
LMAO Bieber just took a break to surf YouTube during his set
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That Ghost Murmur tech they used to rescue that pilot is fucking terrifying
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It was this
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The absolute worst part about climbing the corporate ladder is the incessant amount of sales emails and LinkedIn messages you get. Like these MFers will just send you a meeting invite out of the blue. You’ve never met them. Or talked to them. Nothing.
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I just saw some shit on IG that said it was the white’s fault that Caesar Chavez allegedly was a serial SAer. I’ve seen some performative woke shit in my day, but that one takes the cake, I think.
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Casa Bonita reservation locked and loaded!
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
We found ourselves in a BWW by accident tonight and I don’t know how you people can watch UFC.
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Currently watching a pro-Iran war march while eating tapas. Real weird ass life experience
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
How will he survive this?
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Me after the housekeeper is finished for the week: “I love the smell of fabuloso in the morning”
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a few helicopters are flying over a tropical island
ALT: a few helicopters are flying over a tropical island
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Need Josh to be back on this app so we can discuss the cast for Heat 2
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
More Epstein files about to drop
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Kendall copped the big millennium falcon Lego set to build for my office. The instruction manual is like twice the size of a Thomas Guide 😂
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
At the Costco and they had some bussin ham samples. Some lady grabbed a cup in front of me. The sample worker said to her “you should think about grabbing some to take home. They’re right over there. You obviously really like it” implying this wasn’t her first trip 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Just made some Anthony bourdain sammies to celebrate our adopted town’s team win. And that guy may have on to something with these. Made mine with mortadella and smoked provolone on brioche. Bussin’
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Flying down to Portland. Hood looks like shit with no snow on it.
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It can if you’re not a miserable human
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hiring a housekeeper is the best money we’ve ever spent.
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
@mikellyoung.com what you know about that Frisko Freeze? Any good?
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I need to rewatch Succession
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I wish the next culture that Post Malone appropriates is that of the mute community. He’s not a good vocalist.
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Guys, I fear this is going to be a terrible watch
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Folks are going to start standing their ground and I don’t think there’s a jury in this country that would convict
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Paul Chambers @pchambers.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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˗ˏˋ✏️ˊˎ˗ @dullboydraws.com · 18/01/2026
🎬🚗💨 Here are all the #PopCultureCars I made in a single piece - this was a super fun project.
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
There is a burger joint here called Lil’ Woody’s and their breakfast sammich is called a morning Woody
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I don’t feel as excited as the rest of you
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A duck in the hand is worth two in the bush or whatever the saying is.
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Oregon has a branded 3M tech track suit?!?
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Herbert should demand a trade immediately
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Why are people taking their shoes off on planes?! This isn’t your damn house.
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Starting to see a pattern with Oregon’s preparedness in these big games, unfortunately
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The weirdest thing today hasn’t been the game, it was learning this whole area is built up elevated and like 100’ above the ground on concrete pillars holding the whole place up. There’s like 10 story parking garages below the streets but above ground
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Time to channel TCU here. Remember the Alamo Bowl
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Ned Slander @bigshaun.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If you need me I’ll be in the club eating free cake and ice cream
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