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Three Braincells in five rats

@justsomerodent.bsky.social
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AD for a yucky rat. 🏳️‍🌈 30something, leftist, firmware engineer from SoCal freezing he/him/his butt off in the northeast. 🔞 Minors will be drop kicked into the sun ❤️ conservatives kys uwu 🗣️ I post vore, kink, and dilf stuff here

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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey friends. Unfortunately I did confirm that I have a stalker. They are harboring a delusion that I am a secret alt of someone they dislike due to a name similarity. If someone reaches out to you with bizarre claims about me, please take an screenshot of the interaction, and do not engage.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh shoot, I need to post those coms I got.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I freakin hate the internet every boomer told me that something on the internet stays forever and in actuality you’ll be like “hey where’s that super popular piece of art from big artist @sglimbusporkbutt two years ago” and the only remaining trace is a dead Dropbox link so it’s lost media now
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trying to find a particular art piece from six years ago and going absolutely mad trying to hunt it down.
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Noah_Piggy @donpiggy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Color Sketch for @sir-arbeck.bsky.social Thamkies so much!! 🐖💕
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GinGin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺🐀🎹💪🔞 @gingintigtig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The euphoric moans and rhythmic slapping coming from the damaged stall were almost enough to drown out the music to anyone within ear-shot. It's okay, Les knows how to handle his heft - to a degree. For @scottishjock.bsky.social
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Identifying as bi more than pan because I like the vaporwave flag a lot.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Got immensely humbled by an immensely bisexual dream last night. Thanks, brain, for keeping me on my toes.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dang it. Guess I’m into paws now. Come get stepped on, dorks (affectionate).
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This has put me in a mood. Anyone within grappling range will have this done to them. (You will get to feel the person who was previously within grappling range)
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wishing her luck on her journey.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was listening to death grips while taking a dump and I pressed the wrong button and death grips started blaring from my phone in the work bathroom and I think I’ve honored its intent rather well tbh.
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Purplen00dle @purplen00dle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
short animation sliding into toothless gut (🔊audio warning )
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Douglysium @douglysium.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Double happy vore day. Here I am getting in a thematically appropriate workout, while also doing some curls for fun. #vore
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy vore day yall. It’s hard keeping up with your old friend groups as the time goes on. It’s harder if you’re like this poss here who has routinely mulched entire group chats that he was once part of…. (Prose in alt text!) Thanks @s32.bsky.social! Cw: #vore #bones
A bearded anthro opossum sits at a poker table that is being all but tossed over by his hyper, prey filled, nuts.

His hyper dick is veiny and drooling as it sticks up against him. It has even pushed up his tank top some, and throbs directly against a light furry gut.

His balls are engorged with the skeletal remains of the prey he has snuffed the life out of. There isn’t a trace of life in the spherical graveyard between his legs, and no less than four individuals have been compressed to the massive poss nuts that are no smaller than two oil drums.

He reaches out to the viewer with a sharp toothed grin. You must have been late to this poker game. And it was with a set of companions that you have known and loved a long time. The poss looks to you with familiarity, you’ve known him just as well as the 4+ skeletal cadavers slowly processing in his nuts. Excitedly, he states:

“Nice, you made it!
We may need a new friend group after this one though.

Well, I will anyway…”

He’s muscled, and fit, but maybe you could get away with that weight between his legs. But what are you kidding, you’ve seen glimpses of him in those videos… you know he’s more than capable of hunting you down. You always thought they were some fake ai slop that just so happened to feature someone who looked just like him. There was no way that your best friend of a few years would have such a morbid hobby without you knowing.

You watched one video all the way through out of curiosity, as the pred with a blurred face sucked himself off, later joking about how his unfortunate prey made a hell of a protein shake.

At least you know how he got those muscles, and why he could never seem to lose that gut. Going by the lack of camera or tripod, it looks like you won’t even be part of one of those videos. Hard to tell if that’s of any worth to you, but you’ll have about thirty minutes to come to peace with it either way…
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Have something of my possum to post this vore day, but it’s a little… boney.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When you got a comm from someone whose art you really like and you’re really excited for it but you respect their time and workflow and you wait for them to finish.
Waits faster meme.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Literally biting my tongue as I listen to an anti vax coworker. Trying my best not to lose my cool here.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Describing a humiliating demise of a close friend in excruciating detail in ver the course of an hour and ending it with “I’m going to go to sleep hard thinking about how I’m going to defile your bones. Anyways I hope you had time to cum sweet dreams my precious companion I love you 😚”
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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My "I take dumps bigger than your dick" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Pulsar sitting at the bar holding a beer with a smirk on his face. His shirt reads "I take dumps bigger than your dick"
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We’re being assessed for our ai usage at work, so naturally I use it for all sorts of useless garbage to keep myself in good standing. I’ve found the cost page, and I’m routinely north of $100 a day. Others are in the $300 range. I don’t even produce anything with it. This bubble is remarkable.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
But criminy, Spain got lucky at the end there. There were two if not three lazy fuckups that could have dragged that out further.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Embarrassing. Get his moldy nazi ass off the stage.
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Cream Queen 2016 🎃 @estrogenburger.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
fatal preds when they're getting a commission
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R.A.T. @richteraeontsuki.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Consider this. Sweaty rat ass in your face.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I need to do this to people.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Me online: fat animal people lighten my soul I wish I were 7 ft tall and 300 lbs if you saw the type of things I want to fuck you’d never be the same. Me irl: every atom of adipose I wear is a scarlet letter if I don’t lose 20 lbs this week I’m going to scream. I think I should see a specialist.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Trying to chart out a diet and mentally going through the set of recipes I like and subbing out the carbs is preemptively turning me into the joker.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i never showed you guys this particular bs i was up to months ago
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If there is to be a country after this, a legitimate president needs to make sure that every fascist calling themselves a judge lives out the rest of their natural life in a hole with no sun. There’s no way a viable state can exist as long as it appeases these anti-humanity freaks.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I had muted everything even tangentially related to the circus show in an effort to avoid spoilers. Now that I’ve seen it, I come back to see a full Discourse over the authors obvious, explicitly stated, intent. Just accept it: #tadc takes place in the Bright (2017) universe.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Aaaand back to sneezing out more red and black goo. Back to resting for me.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
And history will remember every one of those sweaty dorks in full combat gear as the cowardly little Wehrmacht freaks they are. Too stupid, weak willed, or just plain evil, to say no to another vanity mission from their pedophile president. May they all rot in The Hague ❤️
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Returning from surgery was supposed to be an exciting feeling, but instead I feel a profound melancholy. I rest; I get bored to the point of vibration. I’m active; I spend the whole activity thinking about resting again.
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Online Shopping
Bill is on a website purchasing wares and being tired and or depressed
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0r0ch1 @0r0ch1.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hey, that possum of mine. What if he was an otter. And also maybe circumcised but still hyper. But still a frat bro douche. Hm.
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Kooooodaa @kuuuuuddaaaaaa.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Log
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Cybrous @cybrous.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Protein Smelter "Duke's body is a machine that turns guys into gains~"
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Bleh, the ole plague rat has been fighting an illness for over a month now. Going to be getting a surgery to address it in a few weeks. By the grace of the horned rat, I think my insurance has almost fully covered it. I should be back to my perverted gym rat self in no time!
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Got my first SFW com of my ratty self the other day. It’s a draw over of yours truly during my trip to Greece. @kyroskylund96.bsky.social even managed to draw my deceptively-complicated tourist garb!
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Paydroe @mandofeovg.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
🐀🏳️‍🌈
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Me: I’m feeling creative. I shall use that new programming language/library to make something fun and silly to pass the time this weekend. I suppose I’ll just need to set up the environment. The environment: one moment while I download the internet. Me: ah.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Happy (late) eat your friends day! @vornybunny.bsky.social has kindly shown what it’s like to be friends with yours truly on this special day. Or special yesterday I suppose. Doesn’t matter really, food doesn’t need to know what day it is. #vore
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I have been fighting a chronic infection for one month, and have come up with a new idea! I will take my ozone generator used to sterilize my cpap and instead shove it up my sinuses. If this doesn’t work I’m moving on to trepanning.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’m playing with embedded electronics again and what if I made a board and add a close up of my rat’s bulge to the silkscreen layer.
Screenshot of a 3D visualization of a circuit board in a CAD program. There is a silkscreen image of a close up of  the fat dick of a muscle-gut rat bulging out through his too-small underpants, a unkept happy trail from his fat gut to said bulging dick, and two massive, muscular thighs.

I intend to use this description in my QA document that I submit when I have this fabricated.
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🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Happy Fore Twenty!
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Behold. A 4-panel comic in honor of foreskin and weed. 

A handsome rat lays on his back sporting a fine uncut dick and a handful of weed. “Dude, check it out.”

Next, he carefully sprinkles the fine flower and a small paper into his foreskin.

With that, he strokes his baggy member for a few seconds. 

Finally, his effort shows a perfectly rolled joint plucked from under his foreskin. 

I drew this 2 months ago so that I could post this today. Foreskin is cool, weed is alright, but I’m addicted to rats.
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It’s rather beautiful that the bsky team has put all the effort in the world into making a decentralized protocol as a product, yet the only utilizations of this product are bsky itself, and a furry, fetish, roleplaying extension.
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