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Three Braincells in five rats

@justsomerodent.bsky.social
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AD for a yucky rat. 🏳️‍🌈 30something, leftist, firmware engineer from SoCal freezing he/him/his butt off in the northeast. 🔞 Minors will be drop kicked into the sun ❤️ conservatives kys uwu 🗣️ I post vore, kink, and dilf stuff here

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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m deeply sorry to anyone impacted by this, and I am working with local authorities to get this taken care of. Please feel free to reach out to me if you would like additional clarification.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey friends. Unfortunately I did confirm that I have a stalker. They are harboring a delusion that I am a secret alt of someone they dislike due to a name similarity. If someone reaches out to you with bizarre claims about me, please take an screenshot of the interaction, and do not engage.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy birthday river noodle!!! 🎂 🎉
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh shoot, I need to post those coms I got.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I assume it will be like the housing bubble or dot com bubble before it where all the guys that caused it make off like bandits and everything sucks even more than usual for ten years and then nothing gets better.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I freakin hate the internet every boomer told me that something on the internet stays forever and in actuality you’ll be like “hey where’s that super popular piece of art from big artist @sglimbusporkbutt two years ago” and the only remaining trace is a dead Dropbox link so it’s lost media now
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trying to find a particular art piece from six years ago and going absolutely mad trying to hunt it down.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They’re really burying the lede that only 40% would be upset if the last item occurred.
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Noah_Piggy @donpiggy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Color Sketch for @sir-arbeck.bsky.social Thamkies so much!! 🐖💕
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is this Dahir Insaat 💀
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sup 👋
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GinGin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺🐀🎹💪🔞 @gingintigtig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The euphoric moans and rhythmic slapping coming from the damaged stall were almost enough to drown out the music to anyone within ear-shot. It's okay, Les knows how to handle his heft - to a degree. For @scottishjock.bsky.social
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Identifying as bi more than pan because I like the vaporwave flag a lot.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Got immensely humbled by an immensely bisexual dream last night. Thanks, brain, for keeping me on my toes.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dang it. Guess I’m into paws now. Come get stepped on, dorks (affectionate).
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This has put me in a mood. Anyone within grappling range will have this done to them. (You will get to feel the person who was previously within grappling range)
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bro filibustered
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Local dingus undoes top surgery. Again.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hold on what was the bit about the sun dried tomatoes?
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wishing her luck on her journey.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One thing that stuck in my brain was “for each pound I lose I’m going to add ten to my OC” and that’s been more of a motivator that my physical health has ever been. I’ve lost 10 lbs so far.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was struggling with that too. If you don’t cook your own food, every other option is hyperpalatable americaslop with two billion calories. The first two were literal hell, and I had to remove all snacks from my house. After that, your appetite regulation changes and it gets easier to do via habit
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
👀 🦦➡️🍆🐀
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was listening to death grips while taking a dump and I pressed the wrong button and death grips started blaring from my phone in the work bathroom and I think I’ve honored its intent rather well tbh.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love when this is done with otters and mustelids characters! The types where they’re face to face with you while their waist is at your knees!
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There is only one bee In the world it just moves really quick.
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Purplen00dle @purplen00dle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
short animation sliding into toothless gut (🔊audio warning )
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Douglysium @douglysium.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Interesting. The title of that article is wrong. “Trump conspires with Iranian attackers to murder American press pool, fails” Weird how they can’t post truthful titles.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ew no, lord knows what I’d catch from them. I’m a plague rat but I have standards.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Some goods that I’m fond of: what if you were a rat and then someone was bigger than you and then they weren’t bigger than you anymore? bsky.app/profile/lili...
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Double happy vore day. Here I am getting in a thematically appropriate workout, while also doing some curls for fun. #vore
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy vore day yall. It’s hard keeping up with your old friend groups as the time goes on. It’s harder if you’re like this poss here who has routinely mulched entire group chats that he was once part of…. (Prose in alt text!) Thanks @s32.bsky.social! Cw: #vore #bones
A bearded anthro opossum sits at a poker table that is being all but tossed over by his hyper, prey filled, nuts.

His hyper dick is veiny and drooling as it sticks up against him. It has even pushed up his tank top some, and throbs directly against a light furry gut.

His balls are engorged with the skeletal remains of the prey he has snuffed the life out of. There isn’t a trace of life in the spherical graveyard between his legs, and no less than four individuals have been compressed to the massive poss nuts that are no smaller than two oil drums.

He reaches out to the viewer with a sharp toothed grin. You must have been late to this poker game. And it was with a set of companions that you have known and loved a long time. The poss looks to you with familiarity, you’ve known him just as well as the 4+ skeletal cadavers slowly processing in his nuts. Excitedly, he states:

“Nice, you made it!
We may need a new friend group after this one though.

Well, I will anyway…”

He’s muscled, and fit, but maybe you could get away with that weight between his legs. But what are you kidding, you’ve seen glimpses of him in those videos… you know he’s more than capable of hunting you down. You always thought they were some fake ai slop that just so happened to feature someone who looked just like him. There was no way that your best friend of a few years would have such a morbid hobby without you knowing.

You watched one video all the way through out of curiosity, as the pred with a blurred face sucked himself off, later joking about how his unfortunate prey made a hell of a protein shake.

At least you know how he got those muscles, and why he could never seem to lose that gut. Going by the lack of camera or tripod, it looks like you won’t even be part of one of those videos. Hard to tell if that’s of any worth to you, but you’ll have about thirty minutes to come to peace with it either way…
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Have something of my possum to post this vore day, but it’s a little… boney.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Going to get so much mileage out of this picture today.
SpongeBob and Patrick from “Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost”. Patrick is holding open a coffin with a cheerful smile upon his face. SpongeBob, with a similarly cheerful smile, stands besides the open coffin. Looking at the viewer, he states “okay, get in.”
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When you got a comm from someone whose art you really like and you’re really excited for it but you respect their time and workflow and you wait for them to finish.
Waits faster meme.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Literally biting my tongue as I listen to an anti vax coworker. Trying my best not to lose my cool here.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Describing a humiliating demise of a close friend in excruciating detail in ver the course of an hour and ending it with “I’m going to go to sleep hard thinking about how I’m going to defile your bones. Anyways I hope you had time to cum sweet dreams my precious companion I love you 😚”
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In terms of games you shouldn’t play on stream, Churn Vector had a fun mechanic where your “parts” could get stuck in doorways if you relied on feeding too much. Unfortunately it’s practically abandonware now.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s truly an amazing waste of money. I don’t mind it for code much anymore, but that’s because I no longer care for what the industry has become. It’s using it for writing that hurts me. I enjoy writing, it’s a tool for me to sharpen my thoughts and communicate ideas, and I hate AI’s influence.
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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My "I take dumps bigger than your dick" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Pulsar sitting at the bar holding a beer with a smirk on his face. His shirt reads "I take dumps bigger than your dick"
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We’re being assessed for our ai usage at work, so naturally I use it for all sorts of useless garbage to keep myself in good standing. I’ve found the cost page, and I’m routinely north of $100 a day. Others are in the $300 range. I don’t even produce anything with it. This bubble is remarkable.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I think the differentiator here is that you don’t support fascism without *wanting* somebody to be hurt. Someone who traced AI might not have intended to cause harm, but a fascist always does, and I don’t think they can be forgiven in the same way.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
But criminy, Spain got lucky at the end there. There were two if not three lazy fuckups that could have dragged that out further.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Embarrassing. Get his moldy nazi ass off the stage.
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Cream Queen 2016 🎃 @estrogenburger.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
fatal preds when they're getting a commission
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hol up which games let you be Big With Consequences?
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R.A.T. @richteraeontsuki.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Consider this. Sweaty rat ass in your face.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Pfffft, are you telling me that *this* is fetish material? Nonsense. I ogled the paws on the cover and reread the muscle growth transformation scene dozens of times over because it’s art. Not because it “awakened something in me”.
Goosebumps The Werewolf in the living room. He’s drooling and he’s on the couch and he’s big and he’s got his fucking dogs out in a manner that I rarely see outside of fetish stuff.

This is official art btw
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I need to do this to people.
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