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Three Braincells in five rats

@justsomerodent.bsky.social
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AD for a yucky rat. 🏳️‍🌈 30something, leftist, firmware engineer from SoCal freezing he/him/his butt off in the northeast. 🔞 Minors will be drop kicked into the sun ❤️ conservatives kys uwu 🗣️ I post vore, kink, and dilf stuff here

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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy vore day yall. It’s hard keeping up with your old friend groups as the time goes on. It’s harder if you’re like this poss here who has routinely mulched entire group chats that he was once part of…. (Prose in alt text!) Thanks @s32.bsky.social! Cw: #vore #bones
A bearded anthro opossum sits at a poker table that is being all but tossed over by his hyper, prey filled, nuts.

His hyper dick is veiny and drooling as it sticks up against him. It has even pushed up his tank top some, and throbs directly against a light furry gut.

His balls are engorged with the skeletal remains of the prey he has snuffed the life out of. There isn’t a trace of life in the spherical graveyard between his legs, and no less than four individuals have been compressed to the massive poss nuts that are no smaller than two oil drums.

He reaches out to the viewer with a sharp toothed grin. You must have been late to this poker game. And it was with a set of companions that you have known and loved a long time. The poss looks to you with familiarity, you’ve known him just as well as the 4+ skeletal cadavers slowly processing in his nuts. Excitedly, he states:

“Nice, you made it!
We may need a new friend group after this one though.

Well, I will anyway…”

He’s muscled, and fit, but maybe you could get away with that weight between his legs. But what are you kidding, you’ve seen glimpses of him in those videos… you know he’s more than capable of hunting you down. You always thought they were some fake ai slop that just so happened to feature someone who looked just like him. There was no way that your best friend of a few years would have such a morbid hobby without you knowing.

You watched one video all the way through out of curiosity, as the pred with a blurred face sucked himself off, later joking about how his unfortunate prey made a hell of a protein shake.

At least you know how he got those muscles, and why he could never seem to lose that gut. Going by the lack of camera or tripod, it looks like you won’t even be part of one of those videos. Hard to tell if that’s of any worth to you, but you’ll have about thirty minutes to come to peace with it either way…
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Going to get so much mileage out of this picture today.
SpongeBob and Patrick from “Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost”. Patrick is holding open a coffin with a cheerful smile upon his face. SpongeBob, with a similarly cheerful smile, stands besides the open coffin. Looking at the viewer, he states “okay, get in.”
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When you got a comm from someone whose art you really like and you’re really excited for it but you respect their time and workflow and you wait for them to finish.
Waits faster meme.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Pfffft, are you telling me that *this* is fetish material? Nonsense. I ogled the paws on the cover and reread the muscle growth transformation scene dozens of times over because it’s art. Not because it “awakened something in me”.
Goosebumps The Werewolf in the living room. He’s drooling and he’s on the couch and he’s big and he’s got his fucking dogs out in a manner that I rarely see outside of fetish stuff.

This is official art btw
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Good news, the goo stopped!
Dark souls image macro saying “Goo Regulated”
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Everyone has one with their hog out. Shoot my hand slipped.
Big dumb stupid rat doodle sitting on his dumb ass with a shirt that says “IM CIRCUMSISED” but this time he has a massive human hog with light circumsision scars.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I made this back when everyone was doing the shirt meme.
Idiot dumb fat gremlin rat sitting with a zero brain cell expression with a stupid shirt that reads “IM CIRCUMSISED”
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’m playing with embedded electronics again and what if I made a board and add a close up of my rat’s bulge to the silkscreen layer.
Screenshot of a 3D visualization of a circuit board in a CAD program. There is a silkscreen image of a close up of  the fat dick of a muscle-gut rat bulging out through his too-small underpants, a unkept happy trail from his fat gut to said bulging dick, and two massive, muscular thighs.

I intend to use this description in my QA document that I submit when I have this fabricated.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Out of two of the worlds two most pervasive, rogue, terrorist states, the more trustworthy and less globally destructive of the two has announced a ceasefire so I guess we’re get to live another six minutes at least.
From Farnaz Fassihi of the New York Times, a fascist rag and effective state media of the world’s most revolting, rogue, terrorist state, aka the US:

Iran accepted Pakistan’s two-week cease-fire proposal following frantic diplomatic efforts by Pakistan and last-minute intervention by China, a key ally, asking Iran to show flexibility and defuse tensions, and amid growing concerns about the economic devastation from damages to critical infrastructure, according to three Iranian officials. They said the cease-fire was approved by the new supreme leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Good news: successfully bailed a dumbbell at the gym without injuring myself. Bad news, bailed it onto my phone.
Me taking a “selfie” of my own phone in a mirror at the gym. It is complete smashed and the screen is spewing fun colors.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Always correct. And a further reminder that if you happen be a trump supporter or enabler of any sort, I do not want you looking at the art I commission and you should drown yourself in a clogged toilet.
Frank Reynolds making the factually correct statement that “You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American.”

If you disagree with this then please kindly go to the nearest toilet, take a shit,, and then drown yourself.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A good friend of mine badgered me into changing it because it’s a “fire hazard” or something so later I shoved it into my bedside table.
Same server as before, but crammed into a bedside table. It is a mess of hdd’s, wires, power supply boards, and thin sheets of paper preventing important electronics from touching.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Did I ever show you the laptop mobo that I stripped of its casing to use as a server? I had a personal project to mount it onto plexiglass and shove it into a 1U but instead I just used this cardboard box.
A laptop motherboard, connected to a small hard drive, a janky sata adapter, and three NAS-grade hdd’s. It’s all shoved into a cardboard box because I’m stupid.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Good time as ever to start a new tradition.
Me sending vote porn to a scammer and telling them “sorry I meant to send that to my mom”
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Dunno if this is still going, but here’s my favorite little sequence I’ve gotten!
A big giant rat in the middle of cock vore, oral vore, and anal vore. His gut is bulging with writhing prey and a few bones. Check the first post on my account for some saucy alt text on this one!A big giant rat finished with cock vore, oral vore, and anal vore. His gut and balls are bulging with bones. Check the first post on my account for some saucy alt text on this one!
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I’ve seen a few on Etsy. Mostly derived from pup hood designs.
Two “pup hood” style leather facewear pieces. One a raccoon, the other a possum. The possum is has notably longer snout, while the raccoon snout is shorter and more angled than a typical pup hood.

It starts at $213.72
Ouch
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The possum prior was intended to be closer to my actual bodily proportions, but here’s the thing: I have a huge thing for massive #hyper schlongs, so like any good commissioner the fist thing I asked @tastytoxins.bsky.social was “bigger?” To which they happily obliged. ( #nsfw simping in alt txt)
The possum portrayed in the prior post now presents a prodigious penis for you to pontificate.

Silliness aside, a smug grey possum stands fully nude, flexing one arm while holding his gargantuan humanoid penis in his free hand. It’s a veiny, throbby, unwieldy thing that he can barely grasp with a head bigger than his own. Not even two hands would be able to wrap around it. It’s girthy, lengthy, and the look on his face implies that it can get a lot girthier and a lot lengthier. Even at its current size, he could easily heft it upwards onto his chest and suck himself off with ease, A scrotum the size of his skull hangs underneath, tightly wrapped around two massive testicles. His expression is the same, but it is now evident that he indeed has a bark to match his bite. His body radiates a masculinity that he is appearing to grow into as he ages out of young adult adulthood. Wild hair is draped down his head, he is growing out a chinstrap beard, and large patches of unkempt dark fluff adorn his pits, chest. A messy happy trail down a growing gut leads to a bushy groin that probably has a constant smell of post workout musk and standard almond scented gym-provided soap.

Maybe after he shoves you against his soaking body as discussed in that last picture he shows you what a real man looks like while waiting patiently for you to service that massive spire before getting impatient and just starts skull fucking you senseless with one hand while doing hammer curls with the other and overwhelming your world with a myriad of possum scent and gosh what if he was into cock vore and-
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
So two million years ago I remembered that my stinky actual sona is a possum. I wanted him portrayed as a smug frat bro, and who better to ask than @tastytoxins.bsky.social, a masterful purveyor of the bodily-gifted who rendered my fella with a shit eating grin that makes me swoon. (Desc in alt txt)
A sweaty, grey, anthropomorphic possum in his early 30’s flexes his arm towards you, the viewer. He wears a dark blue sweat stained tank top and blue board shorts. A thick tail curls behind him, brushing on the floor near his anatomically possum like grippers.

His musculature is a bit impressive, but not terribly defined. The light gut pushing against his tank top implies a difficulty in committing to a diet that an actual body builder would need to follow. He has the sort of look on his face that tells you that his diet isn’t the only thing that he can’t commit to.

His confidence is infectious, if not a bit intimidating, and the way in which he holds himself belies the slightly above average musculature that he’s showing off. He seems to be the type that would talk endlessly about gym etiquette, training methods, and nutritional regimes that he has only ever followed for 72 hours at a time, all while loudly slamming his weight against one another.

He also seems to be the type that would take you off the machine you’re using and slam you against the wall and call you a slur as he rubs your face into his sweat soaked body and yeah you could push away but his tone of voice is just so strikingly rude and oh gosh now he’s making fun of you because you got a bo-
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I don’t get it where are they
Some chick looking into a mirror.
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Skinner from the Simpsons asking “May I see it?”
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Three Braincells in five rats @justsomerodent.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Should have posted this first, but I’d like to introduce the unnamed rat character from the previous commission! I got these wonderful pieces from Caesar (@/GorillaKingTT - Twitter) who helped me come up with the whole character. They, too, are open for comms! Looking forward to using this rat more!
This flat rendered piece showcases a hulking, skaven esque, rat monstrosity. A “beard” of dark black fur adorns his otherwise grey furred face as he lightly bears his teeth to the viewer in warning. His squat torso holds a barrel chest, with small nipple rings, and a rotund, powerful, gut, that hangs in front of him. Here, too, a fluffy patches of black convey a thickly furred chest, hairy armpits, and a large unkempt happy trail that leads to a loincloth- his only form of clothing. In this SFW reference there is no visible or implied genitalia. His massive, bulging, arms look as though they could each tear a grown man asunder. They are exceeded in size by two powerful, digitigrade, tree trunk legs that could, and probably have, crushed innumerable skulls of other beings to dust. Finally, a long, thick, meaty tail, puts many a python to shame as it twists behind him in a resting pose.This flat rendered piece showcases a hulking, skaven esque, rat monstrosity. A “beard” of dark black fur adorns his otherwise grey furred face as he lightly bears his teeth to the viewer in warning. His squat torso holds a barrel chest, with small nipple rings, and a rotund, powerful, gut, that hangs in front of him. Here, too, a fluffy patches of black convey a thickly furred chest, hairy armpits, and a large unkempt happy trail that leads to a loincloth that is almost comically inept at its job.

In this NSFW “bulge” reference (and personally my favorite ❤️) the loincloth rests practically as a dinner napkin as it fails to fully cover an obscenely well endowed humanoid, uncut, penis,  possibly longer than a human forearm and certainly more than twice as thick. The loincloth fails to cover a pierced glans, that drips to the floor despite its flaccid state. Two, plump, productive, testicles hang clearly behind the shaft, not covered in the slightest. They sport a tuft of dark furred “hair”, and clearly follow the proportions of a male rat, even one of this size.

 His massive, bulging, arms look as though they could each tear a grown man asunder. They are exceeded in size by two powerful, digitigrade, tree trunk legs that could, and probably have, crushed innumerable skulls of other beings to dust. Finally, a long, thick, meaty tail, puts many a python to shame as it twists behind him in a resting pose.This flat rendered piece showcases a hulking, skaven esque, rat monstrosity. A “beard” of dark black fur adorns his otherwise grey furred face as he lightly bears his teeth to the viewer in warning. His squat torso holds a barrel chest, with small nipple rings, and a rotund, powerful, gut, that hangs in front of him. Here, too, a fluffy patches of black convey a thickly furred chest, hairy armpits, and a large unkempt happy trail that leads to a monstrous, obscenely well endowed, veiny, humanoid, uncut, penis. It is quite possibly longer than a human forearm and certainly more than twice as thick. A pierced glans, drips a white liquid to the floor despite its flaccid state. Two, plump, productive, testicles hang clearly behind the shaft, not covered in the slightest. They sport a tuft of dark furred “hair”, and clearly follow the proportions of a male rat, even one of this size.

His massive, bulging, arms look as though they could each tear a grown man asunder. They are exceeded in size by two powerful, digitigrade, tree trunk legs that could, and probably have, crushed innumerable skulls of other beings to dust. Finally, a long, thick, meaty tail, puts many a python to shame as it twists behind him in a resting pose.
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