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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 2h

Please stop re-introducing yourselves on LinkedIn.

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 17h

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 12h

If I had any of the skills needed to do the job, I would apply.

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 12h

God Linkedin makes me act so thirsty sometimes!

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

WFH... not to be confused with WTF

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Can't come into work today. I have an energy hangover from the 20 minute data talk I gave yesterday and I need 2 days to recover. Does anyone have a mango?

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Pains me to say this, but whatsapp have really upped their game!

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Just got my first bot request message. So it begins.

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I might be attracted to the hippy lifestyle

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

...to the environmental sciences so that I can do my part to save the planet. Why the lack of commitment to commit to change you ask? I would like to be able to pay my bills..

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

After a few days off in Cornwall, seeing some of England's natural wonders, including a waterfall, a whirlpool, numerous rivers and streams, a couple of caves and the world's largest indoor rainforest, I've decided that I should think about a 50% chance of considering a career change from Data...1/2

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

How to make home made rockets with just 3 items... one of which is water. #science #diyrockets #stem ##stemforkids #blueskyscience

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Sometimes I feel like my job is basically to just champion the work my data team are doing.

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"...But I was told we're a data-driven company and data is at the center of our business." "OK Data, let's get you to bed"

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Spent all night migrating every single Byte-Sized Bots media over to Byte-Size Bots. That's right, I dropped the D. Why? Because I couldn't get the Youtube handle and the missing D was really bothering me. So now its: bytesizebots.com Instagram.com/bytesizebots youtube.com/@bytesizebots Pls follow

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Half Stack Data Science by @davidasboth.com and @shaunmcgirr.bsky.social might be my new favourite podcast.

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

This might be the most nail biting video I've ever seen.

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Episode 2 of the Analytics Unscripted podcast is now available for your listening pleasure. It feels so great to be back to podcasting with Dan. Our guest on episode 2 is the one and only @julianajaxx.bsky.social! www.analyticsunscripted.com/p/we-love-th...

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We love the smell of our own farts, with Juliana Jackson.

Listen now | Analytics Unscripted: Episode 2

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Never been more proud to be Spanish

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Demetri @phdemetri.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Do people have no shame when it comes to posting slop

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

He needs Harry Kane

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Found my dissertation at my parents' house this evening. Hard to believe this was researched, coded and written before AI. Look at at that bibliography. Simpler times. I wasn't even great at writing back then!

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I had a really popular newsletter on LinkedIn when I was building a company and it was doing well. The topic was building in public. But since I moved back into non-self-employment, that newsletter has been dormant I want to reignite it, but I don't know what topic. Thoughts / ideas anyone?

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Hhahah hello social team. Didn't realise you were on this platform.

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The more time I spend with SAAS companies, the more I'm convinced that they don't: a) talk to their customers about what to build. b) actually use their own products. If I ever leave Huel, I'm building a company that trains companies on to use their own products.

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I think the correct answer that @timc.eu was looking for was: "Are you ok Annie?"

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Ryan (or Rooster as I like to call him) made me the other joint best Father's day card. Wouldn't be a card from them without butt/fart jokes.

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My eldest made me the joint best Father's day card. He's such a nerd... I love it! And yes he calls me Bhavesh to wind me up... my name is Bhavik. 1/2

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Is this guy fucking high? 16 hours a day?!?! 2 minute videos he's never going to watch. The ragebait is insane. I haven't used Wispr but boycotting it now just out of principle.

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Preserve endangered animals

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I'm building a community for parents who want to do STEM projects with their kids but don't know where to start. I've created a whatsapp group that anyone can join. We all share projects and ideas. Link to the group: link.craptalks.com/bytesizedbots You can learn more at bytesizedbots.com

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Wife: "Kyle, when did you last shower?" Kyle: "What day is it today?" hahahaha

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

If being a good data analyst was a crime, I'd be in prison... for tax fraud.

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Your problem is not that you have discrepancies in your data, it's that you don't understand them. There's nothing wrong with discrepancies. Most people will trust the data if you can explain the discrepancies. The challenge is when you yourself don't understand what's causing discrepancies

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The data team fixing problems they didn't create, for tools they don't own, under pressure they don't deserve.

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

99% of people upset by the new Ferrari can't afford one anyway (neither can I for the record).

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I'm in the 1%! My phone network provider tells me they have 99% coverage and yet my phone never seems to have a signal.

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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd) @bhav.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

How many kids does Elon Musk have? 3/n

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