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@timc.eu
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CMO, e-commerce, brand builder, data storyteller, nerd, dad, husband and other labels

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Tim @timc.eu · 21/09/2026
Whenever some nincompoop nitwit says: “You don’t understand, he’s just outsmarting everyone by playing 6D chess” I’m just going to show this fucking tweet:
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Tim @timc.eu · 18/09/2026
Silicon valley really went: Listen: We can either build amazing tech that cures disease, and helps create breakthroughs, or we can steal everyones paycheck and build The Matrix. Let’s go for the moneys.
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Tim @timc.eu · 15/09/2026
The dumbification of MacOS continues with 20 of these “Do you want to connect this” warnings when you connect a USB device It desperately needs a pro setting
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Tim @timc.eu · 07/09/2026
The Antwerp City government: The tree culling will continue until morale improves
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Tim @timc.eu · 05/09/2026
AI people: We are not in a bubble. Also AI people: Let’s bid the 🤗 emoji Unicode to buy Hughing Face
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Tim @timc.eu · 04/09/2026
@thyng.bsky.social is there a yearly option to become a supporter? It would save some transfer costs for you and a lot of accounting for me. 😊
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Tim @timc.eu · 03/09/2026
Nice try. Still in the 30% though.
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Tim @timc.eu · 03/09/2026
Today’s orange nincompoop headline rewrite: Man who continuously throws allies under the bus flummoxed by lack of revolution in subjugated people.
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Tim @timc.eu · 30/08/2026
AI companies: our models are good enough to give insights far better than humans ever can right now. The insights:
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Tim @timc.eu · 25/08/2026
Build your business on LinkedIn. But also, don’t link out to anything that will actually build your business from LinkedIn.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being…
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
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Jan Steurs @jansteurs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Och jom wij hebben dat gewoon elke dag.
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Tim @timc.eu · 10/08/2026
For all you wannabe “AI experts” out there. Here’s a quick summary of why meta needs its own model. Meta has a 200.000.000.000 ad business. Meta has 9.999.000 SME advertisers. Meta can create ad agency level visuals, copy and optimisation with its own models, improving performance.
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Tim @timc.eu · 02/08/2026
Let me be clear. If the AI takes over the world, and if it’s Siri… I’m going to be taken straight to the extermination camps
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Tim @timc.eu · 28/07/2026
Society: we don’t want your AI Every single tech company:
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Silence of the Lambs: Wild Bill's Lotion Quote
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Tim @timc.eu · 27/07/2026
You have to hand it to Infantino, I didn’t know my eyes could roll that far back
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Tim @timc.eu · 24/07/2026
Oh look. It’s threatening tariffs for its consumers again.
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Tim @timc.eu · 17/07/2026
Why is the Orange idiot talking about election fraud as if he and his merry band of spineless chums weren’t duly elected?
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Tim @timc.eu · 16/07/2026
78 Emails in the box, 78-emails. Open one and archive it down. 81 emails in the box.
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Tim @timc.eu · 15/07/2026
Let’s talk The Odyssey. First 15 minutes are rough. Last hour borders on perfection. Closing message ties together our time with that time. A must see.
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Tim @timc.eu · 12/07/2026
You gotta hand it to the English. Just when you thought about how they needed to pan Argentina… their fans started singing “There won’t be any more rowing anymore” and now I’m cured. Vamos. #engarg
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Tim @timc.eu · 10/07/2026
Proud for the boys. Thankful for the past 12 years. Ready for the future. #belreddevils
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Romelu Lukaku Goal Celebration
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Tim @timc.eu · 07/07/2026
Whatever he touches, for whatever reason, eventually turns to dead ducks. #usabel
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Tim @timc.eu · 07/07/2026
Fuck off you fat orange fuck #usabel
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Tim @timc.eu · 02/07/2026
Reading the @vinl.bsky.social analysis of the #belsen match begs the question: shouldn’t they be at Schiphol covering the arrival of @onsoranje.bsky.social
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Tim @timc.eu · 01/07/2026
Never doubted it #belsen
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Tim @timc.eu · 01/07/2026
Never doubted it Clive #belsen
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Tim @timc.eu · 01/07/2026
#belsen
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JJ Verhels @jjverhels.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
#BELSEN
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Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch
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Tim @timc.eu · 01/07/2026
I’m not one to call for sacking managers but damnit Rudy Garcia has been trying for 18 months. And today it seems like he’s succeeding. #belsen
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Tim @timc.eu · 01/07/2026
Headline of the year contender?
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Tim @timc.eu · 29/06/2026
Apparently we’re doing crazy politics posts on LinkedIn now?
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Tim @timc.eu · 22/06/2026
Alternate headline: Monorail salesman says to buy genuine, bonafide, electrified, six car monorail!
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Tim @timc.eu · 22/06/2026
I don’t know but looking back… Maybe… Maybe… Letting a 1,89% margin popular vote margin decide major decisions wasn’t the best of ideas? Maybe number 7 can fix it?
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Tim @timc.eu · 21/06/2026
Football coaches get those resumes out. The Belgian head coach position is opening up in a few days.
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Tim @timc.eu · 19/06/2026
Somewhere at Apple some time ago: What should be the default satellite map of the weather app? Precipitation? Temperatures? Wind? No! it’s gotta be Air Quality!
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Tim @timc.eu · 15/06/2026
65’ Lukaku comes on 25 second later Lukaku forces 1-1 #BELEGY
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Tim @timc.eu · 12/06/2026
If you bought $spcx today… we can officially call you a moron, right? That was the deal? Right?
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Tim @timc.eu · 04/06/2026
When all you got is a hammer. Everything looks like a nail.
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Tim @timc.eu · 01/06/2026
Is anyone surprised?
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Tim @timc.eu · 21/05/2026
Today in “Big tech are big geniuses and we should allow them to control every aspect of our lives” Google Sheets’ AI cells, which **do not lock** and regenerate every time you reorder the table. Tell me you never used your product, without telling me you never used your product
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Tim @timc.eu · 21/05/2026
If I have to read one more take from “brand experts” on Spotify changing its app icon to celebrate 20 years… Without knowing anything on numbers, ideas or whatever. Just based on vibes… I’m going to scream
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Tim @timc.eu · 21/05/2026
None of the AI people look in the same direction. None of the humans who included it cared. Welcome to the future
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Tim @timc.eu · 20/05/2026
Anything from Google’s Vaporware Summit ‘26 that I need to be aware of? #googleIO
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DESIGN THINKING! Comic @designthinking.lol · 19/05/2026
I 👏 DON'T 👏 FUCKING 👏 WANT 👏 TO 👏 TALK 👏 TO 👏 MY 👏 COMPUTER 👏
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Tim @timc.eu · 18/05/2026
The effort was doomed once Claude generated: just 20 lines of JavaScript. Easy.
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Tim @timc.eu · 17/05/2026
When wordlebot says I took an unnecessary step #wordle
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The Big Lebowski: That's Just Like Your Opinion, Man
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Tim @timc.eu · 07/05/2026
Having booked my own Ryanair flight for once, I’m enjoying seeing all the ways they use to trick tourists into paying more 😄
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Tim @timc.eu · 03/05/2026
Antonelli be like: Bono. My rears are gone.
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What Year Is It GIF
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