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Андрей Ряновский

@bhagwanjohn.bsky.social
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Rain Dog. Paddington fan. Another footnote in someone else's Happiness. thedarkestperu.etsy.com

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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got a raise, got a promotion, got an office. Made them buy me a new Pink Mac. Training my replacement on Monday.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I've coined the Exploding Diarrhea from tainted lettuce as "The RFKs." Please credit me accordingly.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Been reading alot of books, moved into a much nicer, and somehow cheaper apartment, got 3 credit cards with increased credit limits. My hair is long and beautiful, im tall and losing weight. Arms getting more defined. I aint peak yet but glad I aint do it in ny early 20s or high-school.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@tulipmaybe.bsky.social happy birthday!
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Posted some selfies on IG stories cause I thought I looked good. Got blocked randomly by a chick. 😔
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
@lizzshenaniganz.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/02/2026
Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties
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squidward from spongebob squarepants looks out a window
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants looks out a window
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Short hair Beyoncé is probably my favorite Beyoncé. Goodness.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Jasmine Crockett got out of her chair and turned around to leave that Pam Bondi hearing today and suddenly she had my vote and I dont even live in Texas. That Thang be Thanging
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
50 Cent always been a goofy clown or did it just get really bad the last 10 years?
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/02/2026
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Holy shit, a +17 Trump district flipped Democrat in Texas. Is my prophecy coming true?
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
One of the downsides of not having Twitter, i cant even brag anymore about some of the crazy wins I pull off. Like, why this girl talking about flying me out cause she miss me? 😂
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I am hunting down locations for the Utah redistricting prop 4 guys. If anyone knows where they're at tomorrow and Friday in Salt Lake, please let me know. I'm also open to sponsors. #Utah #Prop4
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I got banned from Twitter but can someone tell J.Cole to shut the fuck up for me. Thank you.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Depart from Martin, Connect on Malcom X tip, Insert Baldwin to similar the seperate..
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Gonna go into work on Monday and change my federal tax status to exempt. Fuck it.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Got banned from Twitter for hoping Trump's plane crashed. Now we finna take the battle to ICE on Threads and Bluesky.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hey @aoc.bsky.social you know how you guys kind of have a weird advantage in the house right now? Try another Impeachment vote.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I dont even know if I should be rooting for Iran or the protesters in Iran at this point, I just hope Israel gets bombed out of existence.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/01/2026
Trump: "You gotta win the midterms. Because if we don't win the midterms, they'll find a reason to impeach me. I'll get impeached."
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Shout out to the republican that died today. Good job! Need a few more just like you.
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 17/10/2025
Here we go! If I’m missing any, lmk.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2025
Trump pushed Kimmel into going full resistance lib for the biggest audience he will ever have. Another masterclass from the president.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Looking at Kelis must be what seeing the Pyramids in Egypt must feel like. Like, what a wonderous beauty. How was this made?
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Got offended when they said the guy who Kirk'd Charlie Kirk wrote to his lover like a 1950s sailor at sea because I too write to my Queens like that.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2025
Crockett: "If I had one issue with the Biden/Harris administration, it is the fact that they did not move forward and make sure that this man was put where he should've been put ... I never had a defended that had 34 convictions for felonies and did not spend one day in jail. Never in my life."
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Really is astonishing just how shitty at his job Kash Patel is. I would be surprised if they catch the shooter at this point.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Regular people get evicted and have that on their credit reports for a few years, but the girls from Flavor Of Love got evicted and thats all they've ever been known for making it impossible to rent a decent apartment.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I be doing rapper hands when I fuck.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Theres nothing in this world i want more than to experience Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2 with new eyes again.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I bought a couple books that crossed my feed as "Midieval horror" and I got 52 pages into Lapvona. A good read, but when the dad aint beating his son, dude is beating his dick. Lol
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I got posted into a Facebook Tea group for women and my friend saw me and snitched to me lol said some nice things. (:
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 22/08/2025
“Blathers Museum is OUT OF CONTROL,” wrote Nook in a late night tirade on social media. “It is fixated on nothing but BUGS and FOSSILS. Nothing about success, nothing about brightness. Nothing about how I built this place to what it is now through generous loans and forced labor..."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial
The Cracker Barrel logo featuring their new slogan “White people are devils created by the great scientist Yakub”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/08/2025
Kevin McCarthy on CNN: "I lost my job because one person slept with an underaged woman and I wasn't going to do something different when it came to the ethics committee. I'd do that exact same thing today."
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
One of the biggest disadvantages of Liberals is they'll eat their own. They'll eat their own over anything too. Any minor disagreement or something not completely aligning. Republicans are so simple minded in their hatred and bigotry that Unity is pretty easy.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
This Clipse album is still really good.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Had a date tonight. We agreed 730, lady was ready at 830. Restaurant closed at 9. Way to go, Lady i met from Hinge.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Islanders gotta be in the running for worst taste in music ever bro.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Weapons was good. There's alot to dissect there and that alone makes it worth a rewatch when it comes out on streaming.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Finally seeing Weapons. Kinda wish I took an Edible first.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
My biggest complaint with Raw was Seth Rollins still being a cartoon character world champion. He feels out of place in his own group.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I dont have Hulu and feel like im missing out on one of the things I love, King Of The Hill.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
"The Blair Witch Project at The Sphere"
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
BlueSky thinks im gay, Twitter thinks im horny Instagram thinks im a balding gay neo nazi. Threads thinks im boring. I hate all of these algorithms. I just wanna post musings and quotes to be used against me later.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Was hunting Wolves on Red Dead Redemption 2 when suddenly, im ambushed and just immediately stabbed and killed by Murfee swamp people. They made my wolf pelts disappear. Im mad about it
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
My dog over here growling in her sleep. I hope she bites whatever she's mad at lol
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Got covid. Send help
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