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Андрей Ряновский

@bhagwanjohn.bsky.social
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Rain Dog. Paddington fan. Another footnote in someone else's Happiness. thedarkestperu.etsy.com

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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got a raise, got a promotion, got an office. Made them buy me a new Pink Mac. Training my replacement on Monday.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I've coined the Exploding Diarrhea from tainted lettuce as "The RFKs." Please credit me accordingly.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Greystar again. But there are so many greystar-lites. For example, AMC.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Been reading alot of books, moved into a much nicer, and somehow cheaper apartment, got 3 credit cards with increased credit limits. My hair is long and beautiful, im tall and losing weight. Arms getting more defined. I aint peak yet but glad I aint do it in ny early 20s or high-school.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
God bless Purple. Gotta be one of my favorite colors!
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@tulipmaybe.bsky.social happy birthday!
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I love that color on you.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"I thought the onion was suppose to be satire!"
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Could have also been the schizo posting actually. Lol
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Posted some selfies on IG stories cause I thought I looked good. Got blocked randomly by a chick. 😔
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
@lizzshenaniganz.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Fingers crossed for an Ultimate Warrior situation.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Its okay, the FBI is ran by Kash Patel and he's fired everyone remotely competent. You'll be alright lol
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/02/2026
Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Short hair Beyoncé is probably my favorite Beyoncé. Goodness.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Correct me if im wrong. Will probably have to google it anyways, but didn't they get bought by Qatar or Saudi? Or was that EA?
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Jasmine Crockett got out of her chair and turned around to leave that Pam Bondi hearing today and suddenly she had my vote and I dont even live in Texas. That Thang be Thanging
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
50 Cent always been a goofy clown or did it just get really bad the last 10 years?
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/02/2026
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Holy shit, a +17 Trump district flipped Democrat in Texas. Is my prophecy coming true?
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
One of the downsides of not having Twitter, i cant even brag anymore about some of the crazy wins I pull off. Like, why this girl talking about flying me out cause she miss me? 😂
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You look real good too. Congrats queen!
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I am hunting down locations for the Utah redistricting prop 4 guys. If anyone knows where they're at tomorrow and Friday in Salt Lake, please let me know. I'm also open to sponsors. #Utah #Prop4
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I got banned from Twitter but can someone tell J.Cole to shut the fuck up for me. Thank you.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
What a stupid country lol.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Depart from Martin, Connect on Malcom X tip, Insert Baldwin to similar the seperate..
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Gonna go into work on Monday and change my federal tax status to exempt. Fuck it.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Got banned from Twitter for hoping Trump's plane crashed. Now we finna take the battle to ICE on Threads and Bluesky.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Hope you're doing well, considering everything lol
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I immediately think of the Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy where Grim turns his hat around and says in a bad Jamaican accent "its like a switch, like a switch man."
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hey @aoc.bsky.social you know how you guys kind of have a weird advantage in the house right now? Try another Impeachment vote.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I dont even know if I should be rooting for Iran or the protesters in Iran at this point, I just hope Israel gets bombed out of existence.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/01/2026
Trump: "You gotta win the midterms. Because if we don't win the midterms, they'll find a reason to impeach me. I'll get impeached."
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Shout out to the republican that died today. Good job! Need a few more just like you.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Best wishes and hope you come back feeling better! Much love to ya
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I feel like we just collaborated on a billion dollar idea actually lol
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Lmao cursed but also adorable
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This one now too lol. Like as a connoisseur its probably like petting a furbie. At that point I'd just prefer stubble.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Every time I see this screenshot I do the Arthur fist meme.
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 17/10/2025
Here we go! If I’m missing any, lmk.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2025
Trump pushed Kimmel into going full resistance lib for the biggest audience he will ever have. Another masterclass from the president.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Looking at Kelis must be what seeing the Pyramids in Egypt must feel like. Like, what a wonderous beauty. How was this made?
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Got offended when they said the guy who Kirk'd Charlie Kirk wrote to his lover like a 1950s sailor at sea because I too write to my Queens like that.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2025
Crockett: "If I had one issue with the Biden/Harris administration, it is the fact that they did not move forward and make sure that this man was put where he should've been put ... I never had a defended that had 34 convictions for felonies and did not spend one day in jail. Never in my life."
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Lindsey Graham/Mike Johnson/JD Vance must be Antifa from all the men they fuck too.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Nope
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
😂😂😂 Theres a jack sparrow/black pearl and a Devil of the deep joke in here somewhere. I gotta brain storm these.
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Андрей Ряновский @bhagwanjohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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