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Sparky Slanderson

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A refugee from Twitter who drinks and knows things, proudly 🇲🇽313

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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 1h
Lions lose
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Chris Redd as Eric Adams: It Hurts My Heart SNL
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 1h
That 3rd and 14 was our chance and WELP
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 1h
All reality shows look terrible to me but the commercials for the Traitors on NBC look awful
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 1h
LAPORTA TOUCHDOWN C’MON WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE #OnePride
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 2h
Gotta go for it on 4th and 20 cause we know we can't stop them and WELP
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 2h
Detroit's defense is not good. #analysis
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 2h
Whenever the Lions need a stop our defense looks like this
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 2h
2nd drop for Jamo where he should’ve caught it 😡
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 3h
The first movie I saw as a kid that terrified me to point where I immediately thought "mom was right, I have no business watching this movie” 😨
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Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Attack
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 3h
JAMO BABY
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 3h
TOUCHDOWN GIBBS #OnePride
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Jahmyr Gibbs Dance
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Rob Pollard @robpollard45.bsky.social · 3h
Jared Goff is such a professional QB. He’s can keep doing this for at least 5 more years. He’s going to end up Top 10 all-time in all the major categories.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 4h
Maybe we should have traded for Joey Porter Jr
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Welp Ok: Man's Funny Reaction
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 5h
This might be the greatest pass Nikola Jokic has ever made!!!! Like come on!!!!
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 5h
Time for America's Team
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Detroit Lions Roary Flexes on the Field
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 5h
Nothing suspicious here at all
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too weak to handle a child, too weak for Ohio
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Our Movie Guide @ourmovieguide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New Teaser for 'Vision Quest'. Starring Paul Bettany, James Spader, Jonathan Sayer, Emily Hampshire, James D'Arcy. Streaming on Disney+ on October 14. #visionquest #ultron
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will never understand Conservative pornstars. Even if you believed that the woman was lying about the situation to post about it implying that you’d fuck the Cornell 7 making light of the situation while promoting your explicit content off that subject is thoughtless and cruel. Fuck Brandi Love
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Collaborating w/Kid Rock Bottom ain't the move Slim www.complex.com/music/a/will...
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Eminem and Kid Rock Prioritize Friendship Over Politics on New Track: 'We Hope That Sets an Example'
Eminem and Kid Rock have teamed up on a new track that th...
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is no true successful pathway to assimilation for these folks cause for people w/melanin we'll never have the skin to be in. The Indian students at the Texas game were embracing American culture and it wasn't good enough cause these racist fucks could tell they weren't real Americans.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love how he can't help but openly lust over women but has convinced himself he's not doing the very thing he's doing
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Detroit Free Press @freep.com · 02/10/2026
Full story: bit.ly/4AR7s6n
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Pistons' Jalen Duren contract squabble over as he finally signs deal
After a contentious contract negotiation that saw Jalen Duren take meetings with other teams, he accepted the Detroit Pistons' offer on Thursday.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He waited till the very end man, glad it's finally over
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does it suck when a great song is prevented from being released over a sample clearance YUP but it happens all the time. It is what it is so while a flat rate sounds great for new acts it isn't exactly fair for previous acts and their art cause it removes their ability to negotiate what they want
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Artists are very open to their music being covered, interpolated or sampled. They believe in paying it forward and see the benefits of their art being discovered by a new audience and the checks certainly help. Other artists are very protective of their music and therefore are very litigious 
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Modern sampling laws and rights. Artists have the right to determine their own prices for their music being used. They have the right to flat out say no, they have right to take a percentage or publishing rights, they've earned the right through their work to say how their music is used. Some
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw a clip of Ransom advocating the same thing about an industry flat rate for sampling and guess Questlove is in agreement w/him. The history of music is filled w/wrongs when it comes to jacking other folks music in the discussion of influence vs theft but that's a different conversation from
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GOT'EM
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Kyle Whitmire @warondumb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alabama public television commissioners polled PBS approval with an eye toward cutting ties. Instead, they showed Trump’s approval is underwater in the state.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Detroit Lions aren’t a serious organization, they know what areas they desperately need help in and just can’t bring themselves to make a deal. If it isn’t during the draft Brad Holmes isn’t trading shit, I hate it here man
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I had faith in Anthony Davis’ durability I’d jump on this trade if Duren demanded a trade
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lions got to close the deal here cause the secondary needs help
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Right Time with Bomani Jones @righttimebomani.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here’s what you’ve all been waiting for: Bomani dishes on his appearance on Complex's "Worst Take," and his viral take on Babyface 👀 Tap in 👇
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Bomani's Babyface Take Made Everyone SO MAD
YouTube video by The Right Time with Bomani Jones
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh boy
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why are all of the current tech CEO's so fucking weird🤔
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Facts matter
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate leagues going to Las Vegas especially the NBA when the league already has a team in a destination city that really doesn’t have a fan base that actually cares about basketball and that’s the Miami Heat
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never heard of a player suing a club before for an injury related the stadium www.freep.com/story/sports...
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Athletics player sues Detroit Tigers over injury at Comerica Park
Zack Gelof injured his right knee while sliding to catch a foul ball at Comerica Park July 9.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everybody grieves differently but Erika Kirk has unintentionally provided an absolute masterclass on how NOT to do it. Everything is forced and feels staged, Charlie didn't keep her hidden but I think it's for good reason she wasn't pushed out there in the public as a co-anchor to his hustle.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have no clue why Rahm Emanuel thinks he has a shot but of all the rumored names I've seen mentioned for 2028 he immediately shoots to dead last for me. His whole steez is wrong and he should listen to the fictionalized version of his brother and
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Ari Gold's Iconic 'Get The Fuck Out' Scene
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did Caitlyn Clark just provide and assist in destroying Schmitt's "evidence" cause he doesn't know the difference between the Iowa Hawkeyes and the Atlanta Hawks
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Caitlin Clark: Car Sip & Smile
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I 100% agree with this post about Trump’s actions in the stolen documents case. He’d be in a world of trouble if the justice system would just follow the evidence of the case
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In Trump’s defense the reflecting pool has never more accurately reflected the state the country is in
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OH NO, women find men attractive c’mon man the Kings have nothing going for them, let them be admired for their off-court qualities cause the praise for their on-court qualities is gonna be sorely lacking
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yellow soles isn’t the death of your shoes, after one coat of Angelus sole bright restorer they look damn near new. Just applying a 2nd coat to get a few spots that could use another effort but this product works great
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For decades we have been saying: maybe Democrats should run ads that simply quote Republicans saying horrible things about their own constituents. But Democratic consultants convinced Democrats that that would be too effective. So, this is validating to watch. Also, always hated false civility.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No need for AI to demonstrate how she should be removed from office
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Stone Cold Steve Austin Stunner
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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