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Sparky Slanderson

@beyonder313.bsky.social
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A refugee from Twitter who drinks and knows things, proudly 🇲🇽313

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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 47m
Love how he can't help but openly lust over women but has convinced himself he's not doing the very thing he's doing
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Detroit Free Press @freep.com · 1h
Full story: bit.ly/4AR7s6n
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Pistons' Jalen Duren contract squabble over as he finally signs deal
After a contentious contract negotiation that saw Jalen Duren take meetings with other teams, he accepted the Detroit Pistons' offer on Thursday.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 56m
He waited till the very end man, glad it's finally over
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 7h
I saw a clip of Ransom advocating the same thing about an industry flat rate for sampling and guess Questlove is in agreement w/him. The history of music is filled w/wrongs when it comes to jacking other folks music in the discussion of influence vs theft but that's a different conversation from
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onion person @junlper.beer · 8h
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 8h
GOT'EM
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Kyle Whitmire @warondumb.bsky.social · 13h
Alabama public television commissioners polled PBS approval with an eye toward cutting ties. Instead, they showed Trump’s approval is underwater in the state.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 21h
The Detroit Lions aren’t a serious organization, they know what areas they desperately need help in and just can’t bring themselves to make a deal. If it isn’t during the draft Brad Holmes isn’t trading shit, I hate it here man
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I had faith in Anthony Davis’ durability I’d jump on this trade if Duren demanded a trade
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lions got to close the deal here cause the secondary needs help
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Right Time with Bomani Jones @righttimebomani.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here’s what you’ve all been waiting for: Bomani dishes on his appearance on Complex's "Worst Take," and his viral take on Babyface 👀 Tap in 👇
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Bomani's Babyface Take Made Everyone SO MAD
YouTube video by The Right Time with Bomani Jones
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh boy
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why are all of the current tech CEO's so fucking weird🤔
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Facts matter
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate leagues going to Las Vegas especially the NBA when the league already has a team in a destination city that really doesn’t have a fan base that actually cares about basketball and that’s the Miami Heat
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never heard of a player suing a club before for an injury related the stadium www.freep.com/story/sports...
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Athletics player sues Detroit Tigers over injury at Comerica Park
Zack Gelof injured his right knee while sliding to catch a foul ball at Comerica Park July 9.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everybody grieves differently but Erika Kirk has unintentionally provided an absolute masterclass on how NOT to do it. Everything is forced and feels staged, Charlie didn't keep her hidden but I think it's for good reason she wasn't pushed out there in the public as a co-anchor to his hustle.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have no clue why Rahm Emanuel thinks he has a shot but of all the rumored names I've seen mentioned for 2028 he immediately shoots to dead last for me. His whole steez is wrong and he should listen to the fictionalized version of his brother and
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Ari Gold's Iconic 'Get The Fuck Out' Scene
ALT: Ari Gold's Iconic 'Get The Fuck Out' Scene
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did Caitlyn Clark just provide and assist in destroying Schmitt's "evidence" cause he doesn't know the difference between the Iowa Hawkeyes and the Atlanta Hawks
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Caitlin Clark: Car Sip & Smile
ALT: Caitlin Clark: Car Sip & Smile
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I 100% agree with this post about Trump’s actions in the stolen documents case. He’d be in a world of trouble if the justice system would just follow the evidence of the case
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In Trump’s defense the reflecting pool has never more accurately reflected the state the country is in
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OH NO, women find men attractive c’mon man the Kings have nothing going for them, let them be admired for their off-court qualities cause the praise for their on-court qualities is gonna be sorely lacking
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yellow soles isn’t the death of your shoes, after one coat of Angelus sole bright restorer they look damn near new. Just applying a 2nd coat to get a few spots that could use another effort but this product works great
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For decades we have been saying: maybe Democrats should run ads that simply quote Republicans saying horrible things about their own constituents. But Democratic consultants convinced Democrats that that would be too effective. So, this is validating to watch. Also, always hated false civility.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No need for AI to demonstrate how she should be removed from office
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Stone Cold Steve Austin Stunner
ALT: Stone Cold Steve Austin Stunner
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So their plan to to tackle the rising cost of student loans to just prevent you from getting student loans cause they don’t think your career is worthy of assistance. I guess this counts as a concept of a plan
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need more details
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a piece of shit.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always thought this case was too cold to solve but we may be getting somewhere🤔 www.usatoday.com/story/news/s...
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California scientist has possible connections to 1982 Tylenol murders
The Ada County Sheriff’s Office identified the cold case victim as a California scientist, with a possible connection to the Tylenol murders.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't go out looking like you joined a stacked team when you.... checks notes, YOU'VE ALWAYS JOINED STACKED TEAMS FOH www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
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LeBron James says he envisioned joining Knicks as free agent
LeBron James told ESPN that he envisioned joining the Knicks as a free agent this summer, but nixed the idea after New York won the NBA title.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Democrats win in November somewhere in the middle of denying the results on Truth Social he'll post (uknownlingly admitting defeat) that it's a shame voters didn't do the right thing on election night cause he was ready to send out the checks but now he can't.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only 60 days well that makes it better
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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A fun trade: The New York Giants acquire JJ McCarthy.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
City of God
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City Of God: Beach Kiss in Rio
ALT: City Of God: Beach Kiss in Rio
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NOPE
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I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
ALT: I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Really liked the Lions offense today, Goff spread the ball around and it wasn't just run Gibbs all game
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SACK + FUMBLE RECOVERY LIONS WIN BITCH #OnePride
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
QUICKLY THE LIONS SCORE A TOUCHDOWN NOW TIME FOR THE DEFENSE TO DO THEIR JOB AND SECURE THE WIN #OnePride
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Teslaa BIG YARDS
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know it's political season so we're gonna be flooded with ads but just saw this weird ass ad during the latest commerical break during the Lions game like ugh enough already
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another 100 yard game for Gibbs and another TOUCHDOWN for him as well #OnePride
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Packers are the new Lions
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Dwayne Wade: I Love It
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Dave Birkett @davebirkett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jahmyr Gibbs, what a blur. 17 yard TD run, cut back on the entire defense.
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NICE CUTBACK BY GIBBS AND TOUCHDOWN #OnePride
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TOUCHDOWN ST. BROWN LEGGO #OnePride
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Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Things you would think wouldn't happen in Detroit but of course happened in Detroit
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Mike Walker @newnarrative.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Republicans are eating their own www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
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Trump Rips Maria Elvira Salazar Over Viral Ad Attacking Him
Trump shared a fiery string of posts attacking Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar (R-FL) over a viral ad in which she accused him of having "betrayed" Hispanic voters.
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
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