Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Your daily reminder that Megyn Kelly is a cunt 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm going to wash the scent of last night's defeat off and have a nice drink to get my day going #OnePride 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Whenever the Lions need a stop our defense looks like this 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I will never understand Conservative pornstars. Even if you believed that the woman was lying about the situation to post about it implying that you’d fuck the Cornell 7 making light of the situation while promoting your explicit content off that subject is thoughtless and cruel. Fuck Brandi Love 011
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I saw a clip of Ransom advocating the same thing about an industry flat rate for sampling and guess Questlove is in agreement w/him. The history of music is filled w/wrongs when it comes to jacking other folks music in the discussion of influence vs theft but that's a different conversation from 100
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If I had faith in Anthony Davis’ durability I’d jump on this trade if Duren demanded a trade 100
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I 100% agree with this post about Trump’s actions in the stolen documents case. He’d be in a world of trouble if the justice system would just follow the evidence of the case 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yellow soles isn’t the death of your shoes, after one coat of Angelus sole bright restorer they look damn near new. Just applying a 2nd coat to get a few spots that could use another effort but this product works great 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Really liked the Lions offense today, Goff spread the ball around and it wasn't just run Gibbs all game 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you thought the Clippers fans were going through it over Pablo’s reporting just look at how these folks are handling his latest episode. Somebody check on Skip Bayless and see how he’s holding up😂 010
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The NBA’s first great Power Forward, the one man to lead a team to a title and defeat the great Bill Russell’s Celtics during their dynasty and on his passing the media includes this line “With a deeply receding hairline” like WTF. Why are y’all pointing out his baldness in his obituary like damn 😂 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Candice Dare has one of the best asses in the game but never got the love she deserved, mad BOUNCE 001
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If someone threatens you with violence and you wanna de-escalate the situation and talk it out, cool but if you respond by insulting someone by hiding behind your intelligence you’re talking shit adding fuel to the situation LAME😂 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I get why the Clippers did what they did for Kawhi but if the Bucks did something similar it's gonna be way worse cause they did it for Gary Trent Jr. 010
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Unfortunately I've reached this stage of life where injuries occur from the most mundane activities 😂 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cause never ever went wrong when government stayed out of the way of big business and allowed them to do the right thing 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Now how is it that the stable genius, the art of the deal, nobody knows more about _____ (insert said issue) than me, I only hire the best, continues to evade accountability and have the problems he created cast onto others🤔 They know shit’s fucked up but it can’t possibly be the dear leader’s fault 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You were warned and yet you proceeded to vote for him 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yeah I'm ready for football to return on Sundays #OnePride 041
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 13/09/2026We hate football boy if you don't shut your goofy ass up. I've never worked on Superbowl Sunday in my entire life, when I couldn't watch the Lions play on TV I've listened to them on the radio. Football belongs to everybody 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I hope the Jalen Duren situation doesn't end in a trade, I still believe in his upside but we may have to make a difficult choice here soon 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’d be nice if this Jalen Duren situation could get wrapped up here soon 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I promise you it ain't the size it's the behavior cause if you're stashing the burgers in your bra after being told to return them and then not only can you identify the burger by taste and smell but by the sound of the damn bag....YOU HAVE A PROBLEM😂😂😂 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don't know what's happening with Edgerrin James' son but I promise you it has NOTHING to do with his name being Jizzle. My name is Michael, a biblical name, I was raised in the church and I still ended up doing hardcore drugs. I swear Jason Whitlock is such a piece of shit 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The very little dignity Ted Cruz might've possessed as man disappeared the day he begged on the phone for Trump. So the inability of Ted Cruz to hold Trump accountable for his insane statements about 9/11 today makes total sense when you remember that he's been neutered for the past 10 years  000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Even by porn standards Bonnie Blue is extreme and a lot of her schtick is to shock and rage bait for views but she's crossed a line that I believe warrants her being banned from social media and blacklisting from fellow performers and the industry. She made a post w/her newborn baby promoting her 100
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Or maybe if you stop being obtuse for a second you'd realize that what they "hate" isn't America but its shortcomings and our critiques are an effort to strive for a better system that benefits all. If we actually fix some of our flaws maybe will wave the flag w/more enthusiasm to your satisfaction 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There certainly are women whose makeup game is so creative they can go from Freddie Jackson to Janet Jackson. However the vast majority look exactly like themselves just dolled up, nothing deceptive about it. Some dudes love to complain about everything women do especially women they can never pull 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Seeing Clippers fan crash out is hilarious cause their misguided anger is still directed at Pablo rather than at Ballmer Ballmer did what all new owners do, they want an immediate return on invest in a business they have no actual idea on how it works. They think the skills that mad them rich will 100
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Naw I happen to stumble on this lady's porn and she is just as cringy in her new profession as she was as an online personality. Obviously she's attractive but she's weird, I'll pass 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 03/09/2026FUCK OUTTA HERE, Kawhi didn't what was going on but never questioned how his bank account keep getting deposits larger than his known sponsorships and NBA salary. Uncle Dennis about to fall on that sword but we know 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Trust me, it's still fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene all day and tomorrow but she's currently confirming a simple truth about Trump. He doesn't care about anything other than himself and his stupid vanity projects. 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Dear fellow voters of Michigan, please don't allow any poll that indicates El-Sayed will easily win in Nov convince you that your vote isn't needed cause he's got this. Please believe the shenanigans of voter interference is coming from Trump so every vote in person is needed, don't get comfortable 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I get being a homer and the somewhat delusional enthusiasm that comes w/being a fan of your team. The feeling of it’s us vs everybody but there’s a difference in the media doesn’t believe in our team and the media is out to get us. Pablo was doing his job, be mad at Steve Ballmer, he fucked up 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I've now reached the point in my life where I have to seriously worry about grooming my eyebrows regularly cause if I just let them be like I'm use to I'll look like a madman...I hate it here 000
Sparky Slanderson @beyonder313.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I keep seeing rumors connecting Kyrie to the Pistons in trades but dear Pistons don’t make me have to root for a flat earther 000
