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@bexlyp.bsky.social
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Knowing it’s ~8pm because I feel heat rising up my chest and neck isn’t “social contagion.” Not knowing if my period is due on day 19 or day 45 since my last one started isn’t “social contagion.” It’s physiological symptoms of aging and I will [actionable threat] anyone who makes it harder.
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Go hug a theater kid. Between losing Dolly and Tim, they’re going through it right now.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
THE SACRED TEXTS
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Billiam @billh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Jason is not at Championship Levels of Hydration
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cookie Monster's Take Me Out To The Ballgame
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Check your fridges, folks.
A screenshot of the Walmart shopping app, showing various Taylor Farms salad kits
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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
oh god WE (PROBABLY) ARE ABOUT TO GET THE FALKLAND ISLANDS GAME brb making up chants about Terry Peck, Dad Rambo
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 05/07/2026
hush little baby don’t say a word grandpa’s gonna get you an exploding bird
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Actually, I think what he REALLY would have wanted was {REDACTED}
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So Sayeth Black Lord: @jmood88.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He’s going to get an offer from Georgia
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Birds are neat reddit.com/r/legaladvic...
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Like, it’s just a warm up game, and it’ll probably be fine… But it is Jordan-Hare at night.
ARGENTINA v ICELAND
JUNE 9 • 7:30 P.M. CT / 8:30 P.M. ET
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Rotisserie chickens are “decoy” chickens in our house. I once bought one for a meal prep, but when I went to do the prep the next day, the chicken was 3/4 gone. Asked my husband about it and explained the plan, and he said if I wanted to do that, he needed a decoy chicken so I’d have one to use.
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Two men about to be hanged. The first has been labelled "Bluesky users" and looks terrified and devastated. The other one has been labelled "Tumblr users" and looks chill as he says "First time?"
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is why my great-grandmother, a woman born in 1912, pushed every one of her female descendants to go to school and make our own money. She was stuck and didn’t want us to be. To a woman, we all have at least one degree.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE TAGGING ME IN ON THE VATICAN / PENTAGON BEEF HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
And if you have to go back for a follow up? They crank it down HARDER on that spot I couldn’t have pulled lefty out of that machine if the building was on fire
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
My family records are the same, an the key idea of America is that I am no more a citizen, no more entitled to the benefits of citizenship*, than someone naturalized five seconds ago. *aside from being able to be president, which almost all of us will not be anyway
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Sir VG @sirvg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Pass it on. And don't watch the new Harry Potter HBO series. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
A blue and pink dinosaur with yellow tail spikes in front of a trans flag saying "fuck j.k. rowling", who is an author that hates transgender people.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 28/03/2026
Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I bought this book this weekend at the library’s 25¢ sale purely for the nostalgia of it being the first romance novel I purloined from my mom’s collection as a tween.
Front cover of Kathleen Woodieiss’ “The Flame and the Flower”
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I interrupt your evening to bring you an opportunity to throw a massive, obnoxious Horns Down wherever you are in the world tonight
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Space Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
the gall of complaining about free pound cake. I would cut someone for a pound cake right now.
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This is fantastic and made me laugh at the absurdity and be sad about the plausible accuracy.
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Really there are only two kinds of nostalgia. Personal: "things were better when I was younger, healthier, less aware of the world, and with fewer responsibilities" Impersonal: "things were better in this past I read about in a storybook"
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 23/11/2025
oh to be a possum being cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
💡 on the bright side: “cyberbullying” just took on a whole new meaning 🤔
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I learned how to code and test html offline for my GeoCities site because after the free trial, those AOL minutes counted as long-distance calls to the nearest server on dial-up and my dad got PIIIISSSSEEDDD
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 04/03/2026
But…let’s say you believe this. if you believe that you are smarter than God and intend to force launch Armageddon, what side of judgment do you think you would fall on.
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Oh shit new Sturgill dropped? youtu.be/QKHGmFvzjJ4
youtu.be
MUTINY AFTER MIDNIGHT
YouTube video by Johnny Blue Skies
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The way Bau says “pho is pain the ah-yuss to make” is how I know he’s Louisianan You can’t fake that extra syllable that smoothly
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Carpinche @claiborne.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
All I want in life is for Americans and Chinese to break through the Great Firewall through the power of sufficiently viral content and start having fun with each other
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🍝pastapilled🍝 @pastapilled.myatproto.social · 26/02/2026
i also live in a red state and am tired of being told what "we" voted for. we didnt. millions of good people live here
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
dudes rock
mynbc15.com
Dad, 99, and son, 80, hold Wintzell's Oyster House to their promise of free oysters
Jimmy Rush has a constant craving... for oysters.Always has, at least for most of his 99 years.
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Love to my Cajun cousins but those Lutherans don’t play about their liquor
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paulmccarthy79.bsky.social @paulmccarthy79.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Legends
Kid about to punch asshole in the face Antony Joshua about to punch asshole in the face
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’m not lying when I say this is one of the best movies I saw as a teenager and I spent years tracking down a DVD copy. Criminally underrated is accurate. Also the soundtrack is full of bangers.
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Paulie (BillsFan 3-0 & PanthersFan 1-0-1 Editions) @yopauliefl.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I love olive oil. GTFO with olives. Not sliced or diced, no matter how finely ground up. No topenade. NEVER in a Martini or Bloody Mary…Leave me alone…Go Away But yes please pour me a big ol bowl of olive oil with some salt, pepper, herbs, maybe some balsamic vinegar and an entire loaf of bread
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Well I know which rasslin show we’re going to next time they’re in town
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I know people keep saying “we forget how normalized this shit used to be” but jfc I lived through it, I’m 41, and I still forget how normalized this shit used to be I mean these lyrics would possibly have raised an eyebrow or two even at the time but not more than that
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I know there’s a “ni-howdy” coming at some point in all of these videos and it kills me every time
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Religious nuttery + the fall of Napoleon (the first one)
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
As someone who used to work benefits investigations for state DOL… It would not surprise me in the fucking least, especially with this admin.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Me tweeting a week ago: please tell me ICE agents are also not getting paid, it’d be so funny
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
Sometimes I think about that five year signing bonus in a four year administration and remember that he never pays his debts.
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Two shotputters have a gay romance, call that Yeeted Rivalry
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Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
My Walmart was out of everything but Lactaid and 3 jugs of the $9/gallon organic milk. Even the heavy cream and half-and-half were gone.
An empty dairy case at a Walmart in Alabama
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Emily ✿ @gremlinpop.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers 
Text:
"what radicalised you?"
empathy bro,
literally just wanting people
to be treated like human beings
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Eustaciavye77 @eustaciavye77.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Wishing Alpha-Gal syndrome on red meat obsessed fascists is next level petty and I am here for it.
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