Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Knowing it’s ~8pm because I feel heat rising up my chest and neck isn’t “social contagion.” Not knowing if my period is due on day 19 or day 45 since my last one started isn’t “social contagion.” It’s physiological symptoms of aging and I will [actionable threat] anyone who makes it harder. 000
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Go hug a theater kid. Between losing Dolly and Tim, they’re going through it right now. 000
Reposted by BexlypAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched 163862630
Reposted by BexlypBilliam @billh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Jason is not at Championship Levels of Hydration 063
Reposted by BexlypCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Cookie Monster's Take Me Out To The Ballgame 12653237
Reposted by Bexlypobnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026oh god WE (PROBABLY) ARE ABOUT TO GET THE FALKLAND ISLANDS GAME brb making up chants about Terry Peck, Dad Rambo 5504
Reposted by Bexlypdr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 05/07/2026hush little baby don’t say a word grandpa’s gonna get you an exploding bird 118236
Reposted by BexlypMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Actually, I think what he REALLY would have wanted was {REDACTED} 1122822
Reposted by BexlypSo Sayeth Black Lord: @jmood88.bsky.social · 20/06/2026He’s going to get an offer from Georgia 031
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Birds are neat reddit.com/r/legaladvic...reddit.comFrom the legaladvice community on RedditExplore this post and more from the legaladvice community 000
Reposted by BexlypSickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Like, it’s just a warm up game, and it’ll probably be fine… But it is Jordan-Hare at night. 8749
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Rotisserie chickens are “decoy” chickens in our house. I once bought one for a meal prep, but when I went to do the prep the next day, the chicken was 3/4 gone. Asked my husband about it and explained the plan, and he said if I wanted to do that, he needed a decoy chicken so I’d have one to use. 100
Reposted by BexlypEncephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 22/04/2026 1530311064
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 12/04/2026This is why my great-grandmother, a woman born in 1912, pushed every one of her female descendants to go to school and make our own money. She was stuck and didn’t want us to be. To a woman, we all have at least one degree. 000
Reposted by BexlypClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/04/2026THANK YOU TO EVERYONE TAGGING ME IN ON THE VATICAN / PENTAGON BEEF HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT 515765631
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026And if you have to go back for a follow up? They crank it down HARDER on that spot I couldn’t have pulled lefty out of that machine if the building was on fire 010
Reposted by BexlypThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026My family records are the same, an the key idea of America is that I am no more a citizen, no more entitled to the benefits of citizenship*, than someone naturalized five seconds ago. *aside from being able to be president, which almost all of us will not be anyway 7778
Reposted by BexlypSir VG @sirvg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Pass it on. And don't watch the new Harry Potter HBO series. #TransRightsAreHumanRights 07843
Reposted by BexlypBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 28/03/2026Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks 494309927
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I bought this book this weekend at the library’s 25¢ sale purely for the nostalgia of it being the first romance novel I purloined from my mom’s collection as a tween. 000
Reposted by BexlypPodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I interrupt your evening to bring you an opportunity to throw a massive, obnoxious Horns Down wherever you are in the world tonight 0347
Reposted by BexlypSpace Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026the gall of complaining about free pound cake. I would cut someone for a pound cake right now. 1151
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026This is fantastic and made me laugh at the absurdity and be sad about the plausible accuracy. 000
Reposted by BexlypDjango Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Really there are only two kinds of nostalgia. Personal: "things were better when I was younger, healthier, less aware of the world, and with fewer responsibilities" Impersonal: "things were better in this past I read about in a storybook" 836754
Reposted by Bexlypit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 23/11/2025oh to be a possum being cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays 13511
Reposted by BexlypHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026💡 on the bright side: “cyberbullying” just took on a whole new meaning 🤔 41299
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I learned how to code and test html offline for my GeoCities site because after the free trial, those AOL minutes counted as long-distance calls to the nearest server on dial-up and my dad got PIIIISSSSEEDDD 000
Reposted by Bexlyp💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 04/03/2026But…let’s say you believe this. if you believe that you are smarter than God and intend to force launch Armageddon, what side of judgment do you think you would fall on. 3187
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Oh shit new Sturgill dropped? youtu.be/QKHGmFvzjJ4youtu.beMUTINY AFTER MIDNIGHTYouTube video by Johnny Blue Skies 100
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The way Bau says “pho is pain the ah-yuss to make” is how I know he’s Louisianan You can’t fake that extra syllable that smoothly 000
Reposted by BexlypCarpinche @claiborne.bsky.social · 03/02/2026All I want in life is for Americans and Chinese to break through the Great Firewall through the power of sufficiently viral content and start having fun with each other 0504
Reposted by Bexlyp🍝pastapilled🍝 @pastapilled.myatproto.social · 26/02/2026i also live in a red state and am tired of being told what "we" voted for. we didnt. millions of good people live here 043
Reposted by Bexlypbitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026dudes rockmynbc15.comDad, 99, and son, 80, hold Wintzell's Oyster House to their promise of free oystersJimmy Rush has a constant craving... for oysters.Always has, at least for most of his 99 years. 021
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Love to my Cajun cousins but those Lutherans don’t play about their liquor 020
Reposted by Bexlyppaulmccarthy79.bsky.social @paulmccarthy79.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Legends 152975271
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I’m not lying when I say this is one of the best movies I saw as a teenager and I spent years tracking down a DVD copy. Criminally underrated is accurate. Also the soundtrack is full of bangers. 100
Reposted by BexlypPaulie (BillsFan 3-0 & PanthersFan 1-0-1 Editions) @yopauliefl.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I love olive oil. GTFO with olives. Not sliced or diced, no matter how finely ground up. No topenade. NEVER in a Martini or Bloody Mary…Leave me alone…Go Away But yes please pour me a big ol bowl of olive oil with some salt, pepper, herbs, maybe some balsamic vinegar and an entire loaf of bread 6345
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Well I know which rasslin show we’re going to next time they’re in town 010
Reposted by BexlypSunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I know people keep saying “we forget how normalized this shit used to be” but jfc I lived through it, I’m 41, and I still forget how normalized this shit used to be I mean these lyrics would possibly have raised an eyebrow or two even at the time but not more than that 55716
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I know there’s a “ni-howdy” coming at some point in all of these videos and it kills me every time 000
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026As someone who used to work benefits investigations for state DOL… It would not surprise me in the fucking least, especially with this admin. 000
Reposted by BexlypDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA 6541221134
Reposted by Bexlyp💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026Sometimes I think about that five year signing bonus in a four year administration and remember that he never pays his debts. 5219
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Two shotputters have a gay romance, call that Yeeted Rivalry 000
Bexlyp @bexlyp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026My Walmart was out of everything but Lactaid and 3 jugs of the $9/gallon organic milk. Even the heavy cream and half-and-half were gone. 041
Reposted by BexlypEustaciavye77 @eustaciavye77.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Wishing Alpha-Gal syndrome on red meat obsessed fascists is next level petty and I am here for it. 1154