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Betty Timtam

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A healthy lifestyle consists of more than weight control. You cannot improve your general fitness by eating less chocolate. She/her. Vegan. Aotearoa. List writer. Perpetually late except for The Trip classes at Les Mills. Lefty liberal.

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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 21h
Did Luxon just say “eco chamber” when he meant “echo chamber?”
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 21h
Who buys a house with a $30k deposit?
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I lived in the USA again I would move to Texas to vote for this guy.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Leaders’ debate; we know Luxon can’t follow a script so I’m looking forward to the word salad, mispronounced words and blank looks when he’s asked for numbers. Might do shots when these happen. I’ll be drunk by 7.30.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the early 1980’s I got a job door knocking for an encyclopaedia company. My Field Manager would drive us out to work and I’d make appointments he would follow the next evening. His name was Paul Hopes. He’s now known as Paul Henry. True story.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/e-...
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E Tū E Kī: They Don’t Speak for Us - Block the Definition of Woman Bill
The Government is progressing a Bill through Parliament that aims to limit the rights of transgender, non-binary, and intersex New Zealanders in the name of cis women, by defining “man” and “woman” (a...
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live 1. Split Enz (6 times) 2. Steely Dan 3. Bob Marley 4. David Bowie 5. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers 6. New Order 7. Queen 8. U2 9. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band 10. Simple Minds
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I have written many lists of what I would do if I won Lotto. Moving into social housing has never been on any of my lists. What is Willis thinking?
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Time to do this again
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Is anyone surprised?
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Jesse Ventura Makes Damning Claim About Why Trump Was Really Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame—And Yep, That Tracks
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What the actual? This is the guy who likened abortion to the holocaust. Failed National MP. Failed leader of the NewZeal Party. Now running for NZ First. Spare me days.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Why do they all look like this?
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If you can, I strongly urge you switch to an EV. Bought my first one in 2018, loved it so much I asked for a job at the company. Still work there, and now on my third one. My power bill went down. My maintenance has been tyres, 12V battery and windscreen wipers. That's it in 8 years.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I left a difficult marriage. Alcoholic, violent, abusive in other ways. Awful co-parent relationshiip. I never said anything publicly that woud have hurt my daughter. I definitely said stuff to my counsellor, my friends and family, but never anything that would cause her further hurt or trauma.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Green Day performs "American Idiot" at the 60th Super Bowl.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Beautifully heartfelt retake on a protest song of the 60’s youtu.be/BRHxXHZmVAM?...
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"Minnesota" - Marsh Family adaptation of "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)"
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Cried twice today. First time reading @davidfarrier.com post on Minneapolis. 2nd time discovering Catherine O’Hara has passed away. Time to get out and enjoy the actual blue sky - enough internet today.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I went to Italy but I only stayed one day and then flew home again. Worst holiday ever. Christmas Eve, slipped on wet tiles, badly broke my arm - surgery required. 6am Christmas day back at the airport to fly home. Surgery NYE. 48 hours flying time,36 hours in Rome. Cant drive. No bra for 30 days.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
post a car photo you took
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
#SecretSantaAofNz thank you deeply for the thought and fun you have given today! I have counted 13 gifts! I thought I had 3 wrapped gifts but wait - there’s more! Lots of handwritten notes, poems about being a liberal lefty and dilly dallying. I opened with my daughter and moko. Joy and gratitude x
Three presents wrapped in Christmas paperGift with handwritten note about having fun being Secret Santa13 gifts for Christmas 
Lots of charming notes and messages.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Basque Park is a hidden gem in Eden Terrace. Shhh do t tell anyone 🤫🤐☀️
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Yah - look what arrived this morning!
Calendar with photography of Te Waipounamu by Paul Le Comte
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Brilliant.
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Gavin Newsom Hilariously Dunks On Trump For Hosting The Kennedy Center Honors
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
#SecretSantaAoNz message to my giftee - I’m posting tomorrow! I’ve had my thinking cap on and I think it will get you in the spirit. My elves agree. Thanks to my SS who sent mine over a week ago. I’m excited!!!
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Thank you Secret Santa. My gift arrived early and I forgot to post about it (recent surgery so not on my game). Mrs Christmas Gingerbread Lady is fiercely protecting it from little fingers wanting to see what’s inside. I can’t wait to open it! It’s heavy and interesting 🎄🧑‍🎄🔔🎁💝
Secret Santa gift with Christmas decoration sitting on top hiding address details.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Today I am having refractive lens surgery. Under a local anaesthetic, my corneas are removed and replaced with glass lenses. I have requested "top shelf" sedatives. Please put me in a K-hole. They said they cant dope me up too much because I have to stay awake. I want to be comfortably numb.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
#SecretSantaAofNZ Clues Any product made by anyone on this platform Earrings - my ears are pierced T-shirts I'm a L or XL I'm vegan (love chocolate) I love any NZ made ingredient of a negroni I'm a beginnner te reo learner I have a cat I live in Tāmaki Makaurau
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Today I have followed lots of peeps who are doing #SecretSantaAoNZ - I may be your giftee so please give clues - good ones, like brand names and colours you like etc. Happy to make a donation to a charity of your choice.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
@madhmstr.bsky.social
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Another reason not to give your money to them
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Off to the 50th anniversary of The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Hollywood Avondale tonight. Used to go many a Friday night at 11.30pm. Not allowed rice tonight, but other than that, I’m looking forward to it.
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a woman with curly hair is waiting in a room .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is waiting in a room .
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Ketamine makes you dumb I guess.
A screenshot of an exchange on X (formerly Twitter):
Elon Musk (@elonmusk): “Remember to vote tomorrow in New York! Bear in mind that a vote for Curtis is really a vote for Mumdumi or whatever his name is. VOTE CUOMO!”
Trump Tracker (@trackingdonald): “This is the third sexual assaulter you have endorsed. Which is not a lot, but weird it has happened three times.”
Elon Musk (@elonmusk): “Do you have a better suggestion?”
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
American politics having a normal day.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
He looks almost human underneath.
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Photo Of Trump's Face With His Orange Makeup Digitally Removed Goes Viral—And Wow
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
MasterGrifter Chelsea Winter and her $10K 4-day retreat that “...”remembering your feminine essence, and feeling your nervous system recalibrate...” bullshit. She’s antivax and this savvy cook pitches her whopping price tag as a “sacred contribution.” 100,000 Insta followers getting fleeced.
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Unpacking Chelsea Winter's $10k a head wellness retreat
More influencers are seeing the benefits, monetary and otherwise, of hosting in-person events for their most dedicated fans.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
My niece shouted me a trip me a trip to California. I lived here 2015-2017 It’s way more expensive now. Food is ridiculously expensive in the supermarket (but alcohol still cheap), 2 coffees at airport = NZ$32.00 Everything else the same or higher than in NZ. Clothing, shoes etc same or higher.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Currently in USA visiting my niece. 7 ½ year old g-nephew fell off his bike and needed stitches in his forehead. The hospital bill for 4 hours stay will total around US$40K With deductibles they will pay around $4K. I don’t know who was crying more - my niece or her son. Vote accordingly friends.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers. Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Northcote shops had a public toilet with a hole drilled between then men’s and ladies toilet. One day I looked through and saw an eyeball. I followed the guy, knew where he lived, told the cops and they said “but you looked too.” I was 11. I had no interest Is looking at men pee. Nothing’s changed.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
It is not against the law to record women having sex with you without their consent, to follow them in a supermarket photographing them without their knowledge, to zoom in on their butts or crotches in the gym. Until we address this violation of women we will never feel safe. We choose the bear.
Paragraph describing why recording and photographing women without their consent does not break the law. From Stuff article “PM’s press secretary ‘recorded sex workers without consent” by Paula Penfold.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Predatory, sick men who take intimate pictures of women for their perverted gratification. Bryce Taylor photographed Princess Diana’s crotch for money. Dom Harvey screen shot Chrystal Chenery’s crotch for shits and giggles, and Michael Forbes - just stop. Women’s bodies are not yours to abuse.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
New linen and Twiggy the cat has found a new snuggle spot. I went to rearrange the pillows and wondered why one was 2kg heavier than the other.
 Twiggy is a rescue cat from Dubai, hiding inside a pillow case on a bed with new linen. She peeps out from the pillow case opening. A close up or Twiggy’s face as she snuggles inside the pillow case.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I got shouted a trip to the US for my birthday. I lived there and Canada 2015-2017 so I had a B1 visa but that expires next week. New ETSA have to link FB, Insta, LinkedIn and Twitter profiles. Is this standard in other countries.
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Danny Deraney @dannyderaney.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Wanna see something cool? At the Grammy's in 1976, Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Torme explained what jazz is. The result? The crowd losing its mind. 🔥
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Nick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Sign and share action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/ban...
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Ban Seabed Mining
Join us in calling for a ban on seabed mining before it's too late!
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Libelle employs 500 staff. They were a leading provider of nutritious food to schools before Seymour took over and reduced their contract so Compass could have it. Imagine this family business, now in liquidation, listening to Seymour, who never supported it, shit talk about its success.
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I totally underestimated David Seymour. I always thought him to be incompetent, ambivalent and arrogant, but he’s gone beyond my expectations and I now think he’s devoid of any true human connection. He’s just doesn’t care. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
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School lunch critics ‘nitpicking’ over 13,500 late meals, David Seymour says
The Associate Minister of Education defends the government’s under-fire programme, saying 99% to 100% of school lunches are delivered on time most days.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands
mango tree 444 posts: What exactly does one have to do to merit first name basis mentions from Miriam
Webster?

merriam-webster: Spelling 'Merriam' correctly is the first step
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Betty Timtam @bettytimtam.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Actual footage of David Seymour during the school lunch procurement process #banksy #dsvidseymoursucks #cheapbastard
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