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Beth Morgan

@bethmorgan.bsky.social
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Monkeys. Bring me all the monkeys. You have your orders.

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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 10h
It’s funny because he originally wrote it as a way to help people identify and avoid influencing tactics before realizing there was more money in going the other way
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 10h
I’ve been fascinated for years by a person who has built a whole career out of going from homeless to multimillionaire investor bc the claims of successful investment never added up. But now there’s books, coaching, conferences, memberships…the usual grift.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 10h
We paid $50k in home insurance premiums over 23 years to Liberty Biberty with zero claims and they demanded we replace our still-good roof in a non-fire zone or they’d drop us. When I see that emu I want to kick it.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I volunteered in a shelter and pretty much every resident I talked to had a story of terrible parenting. The cost to society of bad parents is huge.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I agree
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate him, but I can also interpret this as “high gas prices are a sacrifice of war, let Iran keep going and they might take out a city, high prices are nothing compared to that”
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My sister and I saw some old movie in which a scientist is working in his lab and hears a knock. No one enters...but then there is a scratching sound. A disembodied hand is dragging itself across the floor. It jumps for his throat and chokes him. No idea what movie it is but it terrified us both.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This isn‘t huge punishment but I did what I could
The headquarters of Google Maps, newly labeled “Gulf of Submissive Weenies”
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
RIGHT??? Amazing. Kind of excited for it.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah, it is VERY DARK especially if you're not expecting it
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The headquarters of Google Maps, labeled “Gulf of Submissive Weenies”
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This guy has clearly never been to a European beach
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just less Mythic, because myth loves the concept of the divinely appointed leader
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Democratically Elected Representative Of The Rings
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m convinced there are no rules, sea totalmente subjetivo
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The sad thing is that “fix immigration” is absolutely the right thing, except they mean “…by barring more immigrants” rather than “…by making the process more smooth and fast”
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP RICE
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
These people had protected status. They lived here legally. They worked, they paid taxes. They made lives. Raised families. Now we’ve dehumanized them. Ripped away that protection and told them to get out. This is a stain on the soul of this Nation.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Back when I was at Georgetown the president of American University—THE PRESIDENT. OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSITY—got arrested for making obscene phone calls.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My great-grandparents got off a boat, got a basic health check and were turned loose into NYC. My house cleaner has been here & paying taxes in the US for over 25 years and hasn't been able to move her application forward. "Let them come the right way" doesn't exist.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am way too online and I know nothing about that person
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have one as well and I show it to everyone. I love it.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is my speciality. This is my time.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A few Southerners in my mentions are pretty salty about me saying national orgs/networks endanger women when they have events in the South. It does suck that most Southern states are literally a mortal danger for a pregnant person to exist in, but your personal sense of safety does not change that.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You should try paying them $50,000 in home insurance premiums with zero claims then being dropped by letter
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He is such a good example of tonic masculinity
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Real talk, all of this right now (in the U.S. anyway) is mostly about the fact that some people eked out the power to say, “no” and some other people lost their entitled minds over it.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Maybe this guy writes so much Chris Pratt fanfic that his phone automatically corrects to that.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I read an article this morning that said “we are mourning in future tense” and that hit hard. Watching everything happen around us in real time is hard enough, but knowing that it’s going to be a long road to hopefully put it all back together is even harder.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 22/08/2026
It’s worse than this. Having been in the room with many of them (long ago, before I knew they were psychopaths), the tycoons who are left running the industry have an active contempt for ordinary people, including their own workers. They actively want to oppress, control and punish them.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don‘t because I think I was always this person
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The vandalism and desecration of the White House isn't just vanity and it's not trivial. It's caesarism, as in literally what Julius Caesar did to the symbolic architecture of civic republicanism. Our national iconography matters and allowing the disfiguring of it to persist is a substantive harm.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
At some point isn’t this embarrassing for him?
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Patriotic Millionaires @patrioticmillionaires.org · 21/08/2026
If you’re in the top .1% and .01%, and you can afford multiple homes, to rent out entire cities, buy multiple companies…believe us when we say you can afford a higher tax bill.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I know… he was firmly on this plan and then just stopped for some reason.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My husband was raised with zero knowledge of the Bible or Christianity outside what he absorbed from movies or art and I will say this has made him an endless font of amusing befuddlement.
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Incredibly glad someone is talking about for-profit prisons. When I had a friend inside, he got too little food, forcing him to supplement from a commissary with money put into his account from folks outside. The prices were astronomical, bleeding funds from inmates' communities. It was appalling.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It‘s even behind the word “bulldozer”
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think about that too every once in a while. Like they made this WHOLE THING about how the Dems had stolen the gold or whatever and they were going to get to the bottom of it and then they just stopped talking about it and no one in the media bothered to follow up.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shawshank Redemption. Apparently this is one of the greatest movies of all time but I thought it was meh.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m glad they’re all agreeing that it’s a smear to suggest anyone might have sex with someone so repulsive.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My fight or flight response is tilted almost entirely to fight and I once had a grown man move from grabbing my throat and demanding my wallet to fleeing in terror right quick
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think it did, and conservatives are Streisanding the hell out of it, good job, keep it up, keep reminding people that Grandpa has an emotional support blond he needs around him at all times.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My man looks like he took AP Ugly in high school but still studied it all four years of college as well
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sadly, I can, because I am a Stanford fan and apparently that means I’m meant to know that now, which will never not make me grumpy af.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I made full eye contact with a guy walking directly at me, waiting for him to move to the side, he did not, and the little surprised whimper he gave after I slammed into him gave me LIFE.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When I went to college I talked to my parents maybe 2-3 times a semester, and that continued until the end.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Weird how both parties are enchanted with a period just before the explosion of civil rights for Black people, women, LGBTQ…
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh, and the admin he voted for has hollowed out the SF immigration court until only the most punitive of judges remain. I accompany immigrants to that court and they are treated with total disdain every step of the way. Good luck with that.
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