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Beth Morgan

@bethmorgan.bsky.social
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Monkeys. Bring me all the monkeys. You have your orders.

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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This isn‘t huge punishment but I did what I could
The headquarters of Google Maps, newly labeled “Gulf of Submissive Weenies”
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The headquarters of Google Maps, labeled “Gulf of Submissive Weenies”
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This, but for chuds
The cover of Naomi Alderman's dystopian novel The Power, showing an electrified hand. The future is now.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Some light July 4th reading from @megelison.bsky.social
Me reading “Foundling Fathers” by Meg Elison
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I call it "Inbox Fuck It." These will never be read. They join my 450 unheard voice mails.
A screenshot of my inbox showing 47,870 unread emails.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
There‘s a hawk that hangs out at Stanford. I love it when he perches with all his dignity on the parking signs. And also when people jog blithely by without realizing this gorgeous creature is 10 ft away from them.
A hawk at Stanford University. Hoover Tower is in the background. He’s on a parking sign but he parks where he wants. I call him Howard.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ducklings are outrageously cute
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Heady company on Bookshop.org, lol
Screenshot from Bookshop.org: Foundling Fathers by Meg Elison + the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution by a number of people
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oh shit, don't tell them about this Etsy shop
A paint and embroidery depiction of the pygmy hippo-ette Moo Deng biting a caretaker. It says "Become Ungovernable". This and other similarly amazing things can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1791043488/baby-hippo-become-ungovernable-meme?
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i.imgflip.com/atqvqk.jpg
A group of men stand talking behind a slumbering Donald Trump. The caption reads “Me whenever someone starts talking about AI”
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I love it, it says Tuesday then links to an article that says something about Thursday
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
LOL, I am wearing a pea coat at this very moment
Two circa-2008 hipsters in black pea coast and statement sunglasses. One of them might be Natalie Portman. If not, it's someone who looks just like Natalie Portman.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This dog is pro-privacy and does not approve.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Beautiful.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
These people sell bullshit in water.
The market cap of homeopathy manufacturer Boiron. Despite selling BS in water, they are worth $468m.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A picture of a dog who DEFINITELY has this whole Strait of Hormuz thing figured out, as seen by his firmly pressed lips, next to a picture of Donald Trump clearly thinking that he has been a good boy and deserves wet food tonight.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
An unaired bit from 60 Minute… now he also wants to put rooms on top? Is he gonna build Trump Tower White House?
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
You did it!
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Sounds like this man's wife needs to stop ogling people's crotches in the locker room and the problem will be solved.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’m proud of these but also DYING over your things, are they your own pattern?
A demure sock monkey with crossed legs, a white dress AND — this is important— a tiny “Melt ICE” hatA sock monkey baby cardigan
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
At the offices of Andreessen Horowitz, little elves have replaced their signs with ones reading “Conehead Weenie / Technofascist Schmuck” and “Seriously, look at this guy’s head” alongside a small picture of Marc Andreessen’s extremely pointy head
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I’m sorry about your friend. Here is a great blue heron imitating a raven
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
LOL, these are the same instructions people get about moose or bison
Proximity is one of the most important risks to assess when on the scene, says Xavier de Janon, director of mass defense at the National Lawyers Guild. “The closer people have been to federal agents or property, the more likely they’ve been charged, tackled, or arrested," he says.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
LOOOOOOL
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I printed up flyers of this and pasted them all around his neighborhood in DC
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
And yet.
A chart of Tesla's stock performance for the past day, which shows it going up up up up even though the company itself is doing bad bad bad bad.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
LOL, “thousands” protest.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I get more of this vibe:
The president's large son wields an ax and a crazy expression. Actually, it is Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, but the vibe is the same.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Yes, but look: the molesties!
I road sign in Catalan that begs pardon for "the molesties"
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
As thanks, enjoy this photo of a hawk that hangs out at Stanford enjoying a drink with dinner. We’ve named him Howard.
Howard the hawk holds dinner in his left talon while perched at the edge of a fountain.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I present you: Professional Scent Solutions
A tiny car in Amsterdam advertising “Professional scent service. Luxury scents for home and business“
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I’ve been making art as I travel (tiny rainbow banners)
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Twinnie!
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Lmaooooo, nailed it!
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I put up a version all around the neighborhood where Zuckerberg lives
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Each word of this sentence gets worse www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I have been making cheerful rainbow bunting and yarn bombing them around town.
A garland of tiny rainbow flags: deep red, bright orange, gold, lemon yellow, spring green, forest green, blue, purple, and plum.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Marc Adndreessen is a conehead weenie
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I haven’t gotten very far yet
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
They also do not know what a “podium finish” is (1-3, so correct in only one of their examples) or apparently that a LOT of colleges athletes improve dramatically between freshman and senior years bc of both training and aging?
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I’ll be in SF with these babies
Three safety whistles in the gayest color combo I could manage, with text ELON BLOWS
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I mean.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Iconic.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Maybe have one less mai tai and you can afford it.
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Delivered my book to the LFL across the street from Zuck’s house. Then I circled the block putting up these flyers and by the time I got back it was already gone. His neighbors must love him.
The book Careless People in a Little Free LibraryA cartoon by Anne Telnaes modified with the headline BIG MASCULINE ENERGY
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I know, I am ready for a full series of Belgian Congo Poirot
The British actor David Gyasi in a natty bowler hat, with a dramatic moustache perched just above his perfect lips
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
We had hundreds in Palo Alto as well, lining both sides of the street and the median for hours.
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