Beth @bethh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Heard a cat screaming this morning and saw this guy stuck on the neighbor’s roof. Got him down and found his owner (different neighbor). Bonus pic of my cat worrying that she was going to get a new roommate. 0261
Beth @bethh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026“We go to Marks and Spencer to feel safe . . .” “I was so discombobulated by the knicker . . .” I don’t think you need to get your panties in a bunch over this 3213
Beth @bethh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Career counselor: what are you passionate about? A: Liquids Career counselor: do you think maybe you should narrow that down a little? A: No. 2275
Beth @bethh.bsky.social · 21/06/2026What does it mean when a stag visits you on the summer solstice? 7728
Beth @bethh.bsky.social · 01/06/2026static.klipy.comWhite Parrot Shakes Head 'No'Alt: White Parrot Shakes Head 'No' 000
Reposted by BethJohn @johncnj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I fear I’ve misinterpreted this, but does this mean it’s ok to jerk off at an aviary? 3217
Beth @bethh.bsky.social · 13/05/2026static.klipy.comBritney Spears' Confused ExpressionAlt: Britney Spears' Confused 040
Beth @bethh.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Confession: when a song says “pop that pussy” I don’t know what that means. Is it supposed to make a popping sound? Mine doesn’t do that 5322
Beth @bethh.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Therapist: Wax museum Trent Reznor isn’t real. Wax museum Trent Reznor can’t hurt you. Wax museum Trent Reznor: 98013
Reposted by Bethoctember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 06/04/2026goo goo goo goo goo goo *pounding table* GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO 0142
Beth @bethh.bsky.social · 06/04/2026My understanding is that it’s just a change in shape from the Cadbury Creme egg. So, same filling, but in candy bar form. 030
