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The resort told me to get white sneakers for my new pool boy uniform. These better be white enough. I'm not looking to shoe shop twice. 🏖

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 8h

Six thongs for $3?? I might not even shoplift today.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 01/10/2026

SUCCESS! And October has 31 days! Winning!

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 01/10/2026

Are you in Reader Mode? There should be navigation at the bottom by default.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 30/09/2026

My Personal Pokémon Policy is ALWAYS CATCH EEVEE! So many combinations. So much room for activities!

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 29/09/2026

THIS IS SOME SERIOUS GOURMET SHIT 2!!

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 29/09/2026

Nightly walk... CAN'T STOP WINNING! #PokemonGO

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 28/09/2026

If Arlen Bucks made their way into my G-string in the next two hours, I would destroy the all-you-can-eat pizza buffet! It's the thought that counts. I have a $4 ham steak to eat tomorrow to try and be protein-ready by Wednesday's donation.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 28/09/2026

Going back to the plasma donation clinic after my one-week ban.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 27/09/2026

"The Sin" by Heinrich Lossow (1880)

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 26/09/2026

Good morning from Charli the Dachshund!

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 26/09/2026

🌔🎂 Isn't this similar??

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 25/09/2026

THIS IS SOME SERIOUS GOURMET SHIT! 😋

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 25/09/2026

Shiny Female Nidoran on the loop! #PokemonGO

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 24/09/2026

Javelina crashed my dad's morning walk.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 23/09/2026

Damn what a steal! Btw, my new job comes with a style guide. 🤣

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 23/09/2026

Frozen Four-Cheese Pizza, but I added pepperoni from the deli.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 21/09/2026

Hoover Damn 🤦🏻‍♂️😆

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 21/09/2026

Smeargle makes me uneasy for some reason. 😅

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 21/09/2026

I can't have my $45 plasma profit today, but I caught another perfect Scatterbug. #PokemonGO

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 21/09/2026

*Training Montage* 🍔💪🩸

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 21/09/2026

Noooo! 😭 Banned from donating plasma for one week. All my levels are too low.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 21/09/2026

Don't leave home without them. 📷🔥

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 20/09/2026

Just walked 2 miles to the park and hatched... PERFECT SHINY INDEEDEE! #PokemonGO 💯🥚✨️

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 20/09/2026

HAHAHA! I found a link on the county page to report environmental concerns. I had only ever made reports to the town.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 20/09/2026

I'm trying so goddamn hard not to lose my chill and start emailing the office idiots about the current season of mattresses. All these appeared as soon as I complained enough to get the last pile removed. #It'sThePrinciple 😠

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 19/09/2026

FUCK YES LET'S GET DRUNK WITH SEA OTTERS!! 🦦🍻🦦

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 18/09/2026

What do we say to the FOMO?? Not today. #PokemonGO

Shiny Charmander with Goggles Pokémon GO

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