Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 6hThe kid would up in a Hannibal-style flesh kabuki-sculpture. 100
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 7hToday I found out that one of the twins in Everybody Loves Raymond later blew his own head off with a shotgun. 000
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce WoosterProf Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 13h4 October 1936. Battle of Cable Street took place in Cable Street, Whitechapel, London. It was a clash between the Metropolitan Police, protecting a march by the British Union of Fascists (BUF) led by Sir Oswald Mosley and various anti-fascist and Jewish demonstrators. 7500228
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 12hWordle 1,933 2/6* 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩static.klipy.comMatthew Hussey: How About That?ALT: Matthew Hussey: How About That? 110
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 22hstatic.klipy.comPredator Iconic Handshake SceneALT: Predator Iconic Handshake Scene 120
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 22hArf. Mine is doing a fashion thing after a textiles qual already bagged. I wouldn't mind if I wasn't already shamed every day in the kitchen... 210
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 22hAye, you know what you deserve. I found the degree boring and no challenge, so I went on the ale/drugs for the last two years. Got the same letters after my name, and I'll do another degree when I retire and do it properly. 18 is the wrong age to do it. Too many distractions. 340
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 22hPlease, please, please let Whittaker fight Bivol... 020
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 22h"What are you doing now?" "Head of English at a secondary." "Bloody hellfire." 020
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 22hThis ref will call a slip if Whittaker's unconscious. 000
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 23hMet my tutor a few years later and had a pint with him: "We always admired that you didn't appeal the grade..." "I didn't think "I know I didn't attend, but I just loved drugs and chasing goth lasses too much," stood much chance to be honest. 330
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 23hAttended three lectures in my final year (couldn't kick me out because I attended the mandatory tutorial every week). First time I met my Russian Lit tutor was outside the exam, and missed two finals due to the 95 final. Got a 2:2 and bastards knocked me down one for being a piss-taking cunt... 230
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ha, very briefly crossed my mind. You'd have added "Mr Chips" or something if taking the piss. 010
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I was staggered by how involved they are: I've taught a couple of "rising stars" who were fucked off for being bellends, and the really impressive thing is the other clubs didn't swoop in. Bad temperament/character being a deal breaker makes sense in a violent sport where everyone is fucking nails. 000
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026persist. The football clubs don't give a fuck. 100
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The RL clubs, the Yorkshire ones anyway, are very big on discipline and decency: if a lad is in their academy, they ring the school regularly to find out how they're conducting themselves. Get a bad report and it's a warning, second one you're out of the team and they will fuck you off if you... 100
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Going well for Croatia's recent appointment. #Upbeat 140
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Potential for low comedy as Scotland are up next. 110
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sound in summer: all the twats sit outside, so you can still have a quiet pint. 010
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I was at a gig at Manchester at the Academy and they were letting the Guinness sit... "It's a fucking plastic glass love: trust me, just pour it." 130
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026John may have lost a sense of scale here... 100
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Skechers: a shoe that stops Sofia Vergara bending over. Is there no end to their evil? 030
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Zero lateral thinking involved in this one. Trust me. 110
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Rather gargle tramp's piss, personally, but each to their own. She said it was good. 100
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They're on in Barnsley tonight, about ten minutes walk from her folks' house, so... She went to see China Crisis there last night. 120
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I see them an awful lot due to Mrs W loving them. I'm quite fond of them, but not twice a year fond. 110
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tomorrow's gig... m.youtube.com/watch?v=3rpG...m.youtube.comNails - Unsilent DeathYouTube video by Southern Lord Records 000
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tonight's gig... m.youtube.com/watch?v=XNIc...m.youtube.comEveryone Thinks He Looks DaftYouTube video by The Wedding Present - Topic 170
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Aye, they love all the treats, sticks, licky-licks, all of my food. 010
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Only mugs pay for Thrive. Big bags of freeze dried chicken in Home and Bargain for a quid. Like crack to them. 100
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026An absolute starver: every single time I so much as shift position on the couch, she's off to the kitchen door. 000
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Morgan Freeman thinks it is: why the fuck do we only get one month? 100
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Or played golf on Baildon Moor... m.youtube.com/watch?v=RAe2... 010
