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@johnnycashback.bsky.social
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Partial to an arse-wash on a Japanese toilet. Can’t be doing with racists & right wing bellends. Once called “reprehensible” by MCFC PR Dept.

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Tim Arnold @timarnold1977.bsky.social · 8h
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 9h
I need to know which moisturiser James Blunt uses #celebritytraitors
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 9h
James Blunt dressed like a barbie action man. Sort it out you ponce
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 11h
Fella at work today asked out loud “so what have ManCity actually done?” (he’s not a big football fan). Two absolute united wools stood up & started ranting. My headphones went on, 5 mins later they were still at it. The old adage of “If you want to know anything about City, ask a red still stands
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 11h
Someone needs to have strong words with Rui Pinto, I think that’s become very very clear #strongwords
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh shit, City are the main story on #Newsnight
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice to see Romesh getting some work #Traitors
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listening to 5Live debate about City’s alleged wrongdoings. The City fan, Alex putting his case forward is excellent. Well done lad
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pochetino moaning about City. Like it affected Spurs. Fuck off
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i might sleep on the decking tonight, it’s lovely out there
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If City get relegated, I hope the owners demolish Beswick and leave it like it was before 2008. Fair’s fair
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think this app app has gone tits again
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Y’know what? It’s never not been fun supporting City. What a ride
My Tommy Hutchison, Bobby MacDonald, Gerry Gow signed FA cup rosette
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TDM @doddsy1975.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fans of the “big teams” getting upset by the Man City situation amuse me. Boo hoo. It’s ultimately your teams fault. The rules were brought in to stifle others so you could continue to take the piss. You’re upset it didn’t work. Fuck off.
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
October promises to be a great month for new albums: Fontaines, Teenage Fanclub, Avalanches, Eels, QOTSA
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Buzzfannies
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just by looking at Chris Philips face, you can just tell that he has some very dark and perverse bedroom habits.
dirty Tory pervert
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I might start following another sport. Are there any good working class F1 teams I can follow?
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just started crying listening to “Rainy night in Soho” like the big pathetic arse’ole I am. Lovely really & not embarrassed
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sat in le jardin drinking margaritas with my good lady wife, watching Ronnie roll around on the grass. It’s quite lovely
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IggyPopBarker @iggypopbarker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Hold on, they’re playing an extra 14 years Fergie time… we’re still in this”
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A list of poor financial decisions that MCFC are not guilty of: Pogba £96M, Antony £87M, Sancho £78M, Di Maria £60M, Onana £48M, Depay £39M, Van De Beek £40M, Lukaku £75M, Hojlund £72M. + Moyes, Van Gaal, OGS, Ragnick, Ten Hag, Amorin etc etc. It’s not City’s fault your club is rubbish
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning Berts, don’t worry AI will have killed us all by the time the Appeal verdict comes out
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Bernice Woodall's Hallelujah in League of Gentlemen
ALT: Bernice Woodall's Hallelujah in League of Gentlemen
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Front page of the Independent tomorrow. Great picture & a great set of lads #Simplertimes
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know someone at Pinewood & Tom Cruise is absolutely hated by the staff there. He refuses a limo & parks his helicopter in the staff carpark taking up a good 80 spaces at least whenever he’s filming. Wanker
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MCFC after the appeal verdict 2029
Sheikh Mansour outside Mary D’s 
celebrating the not guilty verdict
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@theparisangel.bsky.social A very obsessed and joyless cunt has been asking after you
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
united being abjectly rubbish for the past 13 years has been down to them. Nothing to do with City btw. You’d think Mansour employed Moyes & OGS the way they’re going on
cunt
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not read any of the hacks pieces about the mighty Berts, but I’m thoroughly enjoying the phwoooom from various red cunts. No fucks given here lads, play on
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sod City, I just bought posh Vinoteca tickets for Real Sociedad vs Levante. Padded seats, pinxtos with wine pairings, hospitality lounge with unlimited drinks for £110
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump: What a wonderful thick head of hair, what is your secret ? Xi: It’s natural, and I don’t fuck kids Donald
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i stopped watching #BBCQT years ago , but I’m watching it cos Helen Whately is on & she is pure entertainment, thick & a little bit saucy
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How come he is never called “Private School educated Danny Thomas”? The “Tommo” bit doing a lot of heavy lifting for the grifting fascist turd
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LeftPeggers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 @leftpeggers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes! More!
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture DO YOU?
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
3 of Warrington’s famous sons doing sterling work today
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You really have to lol at where I work. HR Director walked out last week while I was off. Talk about toxic
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Back to werk in zee morgen
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Dread Severance: Helena Eagan
ALT: Dread Severance: Helena Eagan
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I reckon if united equalise, this Sky commentator will not only give the scorer’s first & last name name, but also announce out their childhood landline number & first pet’s name as part of the celebration
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That is absolutely top class lolz. Thank you
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A nice bit of Oscar Bobb would finish a lovely weekend before the Monday dread kicks in
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
‘merica needs to get the butterfly nets out now. He’ll be painting the Oval office walls with his arse by bedtime
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That was great togger
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just back from 8 nights in the van, today I’ll mostly be stretched out on the couch watching the football with a few #cans while the washing machine does 4 loads
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
From what i’m reading on my timeline, it seems Widdecombe went down a treat
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Liam Gallagher’s future career plan if the 2026 Oasis reunion never happened
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chineses for tea lads
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Having a pint, fella on table behind is losing it “I spent 10 years in the army with a Union Jack on my pack, how is that racist? these brainwashed protesters only know what Palestine is cos of the media…. I go to bed angry every night & wake up angry everyday”. Heaven help us all
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