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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster

@bertwooster.bsky.social
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 8h
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 12h
All new judges on Portrait Artist of the Year?
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 15h
£7bn? So they got four train station "meal deals"?
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just pressed home on Sky: someone's watching ITV.
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What's depressing is Labour are now using the same trick of having a person of colour fronting their racism. Here she is, visiting a holding camp wearing what looks suspiciously like 1940s Hugo Boss chic.
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Non-metal version
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Metal version
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Veg box casuals (jarg Aldi penguins model's own).
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
✊
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🥰🥺
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Arf. Mine is doing a fashion thing after a textiles qual already bagged. I wouldn't mind if I wasn't already shamed every day in the kitchen...
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going well for Croatia's recent appointment. #Upbeat
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You appear to be eating"
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How dare you!
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Toogoodtogo bakery bag for £2.99. Top banana.
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bluesky Final Boss
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 70s: where workers had strong pay and conditions, you could buy a family home on a single wage, including in London, and there was a full welfare state. Oh yeah, the bins didn't get collected for a few weeks and the economy was fucked by an oil shock.
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I'm just as God made me, sir."
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"If we want a competitive Premier League, we need a 50+1 rule like they have in Germany."
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ooooh, Growth Mindset Ping-Pong Cunt has "gone for Pep".
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Burnham should be staying out of it, though, as there is an argument he's trying to influence (even if he isn't) and it muddies the water. Anyway, here's Dougie...
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And today on Made Up Bollocks
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stew and casseroles are being planned, lads.
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Busy day for Dougie...
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really need to fix my algorithm.
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't please all of the people etc
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, this woman who raised the alert was "driving home late after a party"...
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Billions"
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bandit.
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ireland go three up against Israel
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah right.
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
England letting in two soft goals?
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All go here
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