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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 49m

THAT WAS A JOKE, DON'T DO THAT.

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 51m

If they're going to go out because they don't have their closer, at least send Musgrove out there to lose it so it's funny

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 54m

'20% chance to deliver 4th hit' So, he's got a .200 average? Real advanced stats.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 2h

Apparently has cross-play too

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 2h

Yup, the incredibly rare game where I did not turn the sound off and listen to a podcast while playing because the story was actually engaging

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 2h

I just finished Zero Company last week and that's a masterpiece too

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 2h

Do I want Galactic Racer? Am I really gonna buy 2 Star Wars games in a row?

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 2h

Really hope the Padres win, because if they don't, that's it for watching baseball until at least 2028.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

I mean, he should absolutely be with mom and baby but maybe family plan just a little bit? He's a seasonal employee. You don't see Santa scheduling a vacation in December. That's busy season.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

Frankly, I think you're showing incredible restraint because a Padres closer refusing to pitch in an elimination game is incredibly fertile comedy ground for someone with your expertise.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

The Buffalo media of the era was also pretty famous for giving the Bills Super Bowl teams a pass on negative off-field press. Kelly's drinking and violence were an open, unreported secret

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

Curse broken, world series incoming

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

Jesus! I thought I remembered a DWI where he fell asleep at a red light but I don't remember any of this!

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

I'm not against paternity leave, it's a good thing, but if you can't ride motorcycles or jet skis in the offseason because it's in your contract, surely they could start including a clause saying you gotta wear a condom during the month of January.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

I have vivid memories of talking my mom into buying me 3 of these as a 9 year old and learning that you could actually have too much of a good thing.

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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 4h

McDonald's CB Triple (1991-1992): Three hamburger patties stacked with bacon, American cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and onion on a sesame seed bun. Sold at Western NY locations to honor Buffalo Bills' linebacker, Cornelius Bennett

Cornelius Bennett, in his blue Bills jersey, smiles next to his red helmet, and holds up a triple cheeseburger under the words "The New CB Triple"

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 7h

Pocket watch guy is definitely a totally different guy than watch guy. Watch guys are almost always rich douches. Pocket watch guy is definitely still hard to pull off without going full twee nerd but it's miles better than classic watch guy.

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keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We publicly pile on others loud and proud so everyone reading it knows where we stand. Virtue signaling and dog whistles grow from the same branch. They diverge in intent but they deliver the same message to their intended audiences

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 8h

They're usually all in pretty good shape but a bad pallet is more just full of Christian and Classical music that nobody buys. This has very little so far so it'll sell well

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 9h

The good news is this pallet seems like a gold mine so far on pulls. My last one was so bad I almost started looking for a new supplier but they have redeemed themselves

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 9h

You ever think about the numbers Pedro would have put up if he was healthy? Dude was good for a month and a half on the DL every single year and still struck out 200 with ease.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 9h

70s all last week. 70s all next week. So of course it got hot again the one day I'm unloading a pallet of CDs from the truck.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 9h

When both you and the wife are blackout drunk but still horny

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 13h

I'm on my way to pick up stuff at a warehouse or I would follow that rule as well

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 14h

Nothing more disappointing that going out of your way to get a breakfast sandwich somewhere other than a drive thru window and it sucks.

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Business Casual Slacks Joe @sweatpantsjoe.bsky.social · 14h

Hello old friend

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 06/10/2026

A thing about music is that the overwhelming majority of it sucks ass

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The Big, Dumb QB Haver (For Now) @andrewkilger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why does every game have a halftime concert now?

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 05/10/2026

The Monday after a Bills loss isn't depressing because they lost, it's depressing because there's no Bills win to think about and distract you from all the other depressing stuff in the world.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 04/10/2026

He's gotta start smoking before he commits to airbrushing

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 04/10/2026

Padres pretty much have to win the world series now to excuse the Bills

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 04/10/2026

You got your pass rush and the defense still sucks ass

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The Big, Dumb QB Haver (For Now) @andrewkilger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The defense for Brady was McDermott was holding him back. Well the offense looks the same. So why did he need to be HC?

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 04/10/2026

Now I gotta watch a baseball game? Come on man

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 04/10/2026

Win the game Josh. Turn off your headset and call this yourself.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 04/10/2026

I think I'm gonna bring the Buffalo crew to Moondoggies Saturday night before the Raiders game. I think it'll be a fun Bills ramp up without being the insane gameday crowd

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 04/10/2026

Seeing yourself represented in media matters so much.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 04/10/2026

Keon redeeming himself would be a victory for every burnout line cook who always shows up 15 minutes late but crushes the dinner rush.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 04/10/2026

Moondoggies is a zoo. I've never tried Naked City on gameday but the suburbs location is always a ghost town when I pick up pizza on the drive home so I've been considering it.

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The Big, Dumb QB Haver (For Now) @andrewkilger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Run it. Use up all the time. Score. Win.

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