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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 13/10/2026

WEEK 5 Dewar's Japanese Style Whiskey This is left over from last year and it was my favorite of the season

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 12/10/2026

If you ordered CDs from me, I apologize for the shipping delay. A cat has attached itself to me and refuses to let me pack orders.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 10/10/2026

Found stuck to the cart at my rural Walmart just now...

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 10/10/2026

They're still out of the Simpsons cups but at least I'll get one in a few weeks

Voucher for jack in the box Simpsons cup

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 08/10/2026

How come you aren't wearing your top hat in your profile pic?

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 08/10/2026

Money-saving grocery tip: Buy clearance meat and throw it in your freezer. Eat it months later when prices have gone up and feel really smug about your food hoarding.

4 pork chops for $4.42.

That's like a dollar a chop.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 08/10/2026

We've already reached the point of the season where I have to start a hike before sunrise or go to the four wheel drive only spots to avoid people. It was so crowded on my hike back. Also saw a lady hiking in a dress which is the most LA thing ever.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 08/10/2026

The road sprung a leak! I only noticed because I saw a coyote standing outside drinking from it when I looked out the window

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 04/10/2026

WEEK 4: Caliber Whiskey This company seems to be the new Mr. Boston. Dirt cheap plastic bottle specials of all your basic liquors. Might be a Walmart exclusive.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 27/09/2026

WEEK 3: Slane Irish Whiskey A cheap one I picked up in Vegas, low expectations here.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 26/09/2026

You can call it ketchup. I promise, they won't arrest you.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 24/09/2026

Wasn't even supposed to rain today (I'll be fine but the main highway in town sounds fucked)

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 23/09/2026

Back on my hiking bullshit after about a year off and I don't really understand how these hikes are easier now than when I was going all the time. I still eat the worst diet of anyone you know and don't work out at all. The human body makes no god damn sense.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 21/09/2026

Based on my extremely unscientific data, this is the best selling CD of all time. It is extremely common and not worth more than 2 bucks but unlike other extremely common CDs, it's guaranteed to sell within 2 weeks every single time I list it.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 21/09/2026

First time I've ever gotten rained on while hiking

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 18/09/2026

WEEK 2: The San-in Japanese whiskeys are the best kind

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 13/09/2026

New season, new Bills living room wall

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 13/09/2026

Public service announcement: DRINK YOUR HANGOVER POWDERS NOW AND AT THE END OF THE GAME TO ENSURE SURVIVAL TOMORROW

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 13/09/2026

This stuff rules. Tastes like an orange zest

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 13/09/2026

Not getting the full spread until halftime but I just want the haters to know that they couldn't stop me. Go Bills

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 13/09/2026

WEEK 1: Westside Valley I got this bottle in Firebaugh last year so already know it's pretty bad but we had to start the season with Josh whiskey

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 13/09/2026

Someone is flying a hot air balloon over the neighborhood

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 12/09/2026

My BBQ probes have very bad AI if they think a 15 pound brisket is gonna finish cooking in 2:30 hours. But also, it's incredibly easy to just ignore the shitty AI and cook the exact same way I always do so I'm not too worried humanity is doomed or that a robot is gonna ruin my food.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 11/09/2026

The fun part of doing the brisket the day before is that I still get to watch a football game during it and it's the Banjo Bowl. For those who don't know why Winnipeg vs Saskatchewan is called the Banjo Bowl, I present you with another reason the CFL rocks.

Banjo Bowl Wikipedia clipping. I'm not retyping it out, you can just go look it up

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 11/09/2026

And yes, I remembered and I'm making this... I've never fucked with gelatin in anything but Jell-O so there might be a learning curve.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 09/09/2026

These are mankind's greatest potato chip achievement and this country will remain a disgrace until they are for sale in every grocery store in America.