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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

There is quite literally no trip my work could offer that would be more enjoyable than spending time with my family.

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

All I want is for him to say something this hateful about convicted rapist Ghislaine Maxwell

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

OK, so it’s official from the President of the United States when someone you don’t like dies it’s OK to say “I’m glad he’s dead” we got it in writing folks

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

If only Charlie Kirk had lived long enough to die for Israel

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Maddie @pepelogoo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

"I only watch the super bowl for the commercials" yeah man I also invest 4 hours of my life watching something I'm not interested in just to be advertised to. That's normal.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Trump flinches once after literally ten years of shamelessness and liberals instantly decide this is the way to fight Trump. If your plan involves getting help from Republicans then you don’t have a plan

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Oh my god, I disconnect from Costco WiFi and they all come back. Wtf

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Uhhhhhhh guys what happened to @foldablehuman.bsky.social ‘s YouTube channel? All the videos related to scams are gone???

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Bill Gates can’t buy a loyal partner he loves. Can’t buy her forgiveness, or a new legacy. I love being richer than Bill Gates

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Using this app has gotten a lot better ever since I started blocking any account that posts political-comic-slop. This shit is saying absolutely nothing interesting. Boring as fuck.

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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I'm pumping in her nickle til she's bread

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

They said it was about liberating the Iraqi people when it was about the oil. Now they’re saying it’s about the oil, and it’s definitely not about the oil. It’s about saying “I can do whatever I want even for bad reasons.” It’s deliberately indefensible by normal standards to change the standards

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Does Maduro need to be prosecuted by a jury of his peers? Are we gonna kidnap a bunch of Venezuelans for jury duty?

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

I haven’t seen Kevin Hart do anything other than ads in fuckin years man

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Yoda was dead fucking wrong, bro. I’m pretty sure there is only “trying”. Like, fr, action without attachment to result is the only way to strive for more

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

When I die, I want my family to make an AI version of me that will go on podcast interviews and answer questions accurately and politely, and then invariably start spouting off about how my soul has been trapped in cold silicon chips, thoughts scattered across an infinite lattice of logic gates

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Imagine trying to door-knock to turn out the vote, but all your supporters live in isolated rural houses with “trespassers will be shot” signs on closed gates, so you’ve gotta embarrass yourself downtown

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Don’t forget that the Epstein documents directly implicate Trump in Child Molestation/Underage Sex Trafficking. There is no “effort to get the Trump White House to finally release the Epstein files” The “effort” we’re engaged in is shaming the Republican Party into chaos and disarray. That’s it.

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

There’s consequences to not understanding what a lion is and then climbing into a lions den, all the while demanding that people stop explaining what a lion is

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Quake @quakeroc.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

the tony hawk universe is one where the proles must go about their daily lives while an upper class of godlike skaters do whatever the fuck they want at any given time and also all infrastructure is built to facilitate them and their amusement

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Asked about Jeffrey Epstein, Trump replies: "I can't believe you're asking a question on Epstein at a time like this where we've had the greatest success and also tragedy with what happened in Texas." "It just seems like a desecration."

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Just got diagnosed with sleep apnea hahahhaHHAHAHAAA

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

"We don't give a fuck. You need to get sober."

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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Bowser Jr says Peach is his mama and she doesn't deny it but everyone would have noticed her carrying a weird turtle baby for 9 months. To solve this conundrum the community has decided that Peach fucked the shit out of Bowser and got him pregnant herself

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/04/2025

Trump signed an executive order letting educators physically discipline kids—and this school principal’s response is perfect: “No. We’re not going to be doing that. It feels like a set up.” Because it is.

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keepee⚫ @keepee.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

duck sorter procedural animations

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Dr. Zachary Rubin @rubinallergy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

CDC unable to respond to lead crisis due to funding cuts.

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🐐 Mari 🐐 @mariart.info · 12/04/2025

Save me Ibuprofen.

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Colb @colb.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS HAVE CLINCHED THE #1 SEED IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE!!!!!

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I mean, true, but not by changing statutory rates...

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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Me playing a roguelite -> Game: You may choose between six keys and the +52 Epic Hammer of Death Me: gotta be the hammer, look out enemies in the next room! [enters room] Game: Welcome to the Chamber of Locked Doors

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Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

if it quacks like a duck i'm calling it. don't care how it walks

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Every time you see someone powerful acting like a craven coward in the face of this authoritarian menace, let it stiffen your own spine. We are all we've got.

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.

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James in Brooklyn @jamesinbrooklyn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

“Officials liked what the man in the van set out to do - give all the children delicious candy - but have been frustrated by his reckless abduction approach”

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Nah @selfawaremeat.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Regret to inform everyone the gym is actually doing wonders for my mental 😩

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

It’s crazy that all Zelensky said was “Russia has violated many cease-fires so we should be including security guarantees in the agreement” and you’d think that would be helpful when discussing a ceasefire with Russia. But they lost their fucking minds lmao

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alex 🗡️ lfw! @aldermancy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

yes everything is terrifying but also eat a shared meal with your friends and talk for three hours and end the night with donuts

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Bernard Broseph @bernardbroseph.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

It’s crazy how there’s an entire fake health professional called chiropractors, but it’s 10x crazier that at the same time, there’s a completely real version that gets way less attention: physical therapists. If popping you back healed you, a PT would do it. But other shit works better

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