BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Pros of being a college student: I can do whatever I want. Cons of being a college student: I left my book at home and I can't read it for two weeks 😢 010
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 24/03/2025No sleep slept, one energy drink consumed, so now I'm everybody's problem. Deal with that. 000
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I was preparing for a presentation at uni, and tell me that it's not just me who misunderstood the term 'standup'. My jokes were not apprechiated. 000
Reposted by BerenikeThe2ndErin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 13/03/2025“That wasn’t on my bingo card” babe we’re in the Hunger Games 191003149
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 13/03/2025People want me to commit in a relationship. Jokes on them, I can't even Git commit. 000
Reposted by BerenikeThe2ndBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Well at least we tried our worst 192777316
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 09/03/2025What's the most needed thing in a relationship? Primary keys. (Someone please get this I've been laughing at it for over an hour) 000
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I am no better than a houseplant. I ate, I drank water, I slept for 8 hours. And. The. Sun. Is. Shining. The only emotion I feel is happy. 🌱 000
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Have you ever been so tired that you want to laugh and cry at the same time? 000
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I'm wearing a dress for the first time in months, and I'm already done with it. Like what do you mean I can't move?? And it doesn't have pockets 😢😢 000
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Sometimes I feel like the world is a shitty place, and nothing matters. Other times I remember I can read about dragons and fairies and stuff. Those are good times. 000
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 18/02/2025My professor: Today's lecture will be about matrixes. Let me tell you I was so disappointed when Neo wasn't even mentioned 000
Reposted by BerenikeThe2nd✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/02/2025why would you end that text with a period? do you hate me now? 1112221
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Have you ever bestfriended so hard that you had to go back to your old school to borrow a skull for her? (she's studying anatomy)+ Meet Cecily The Skull. 010
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Just wondering, why do people say 'holy cow'? Are all cows holy? Or just one of them? Can I say holy goat instead? It rhymes better. 000
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Have you ever read a book so good that you can't seem to get back in touch with reality? Currently started watching two films and started reading two books, but I can't care for any of them... 000
BerenikeThe2nd @berenikethe2nd.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Just read Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros. I had to put it in the corner so it can think about all the things it has done. I am NOT ready for Onyx Storm, please save me 020