Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026it cant be neither on nor off the table what does that even MEAN 000 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026exactly!!! all that progressive spin and he hasnt done shit to prove he meant it. he's just like jill stein lmao 000 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i dont think hes even commented on trumps blowing up cali commentary 100 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026yk i would probably regret having to vote for beccara for governor if steyer was literally doing anything to prove he wasn't just into running for the fuck of it. i cannot find a thing about him doing anything to improve cali life after the primary 100 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026dumb as a bag of rocks while still maintaining an absolutely empty head. looks like natalie should watch out cos this dumb broad is coming for her once she figures out how to use a doorknob 000 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026you know when vance steps on a rake because he always shifts from pseudo-nazi outrage to a weak, filler word laden 8th grader getting accused of giving a kid a swirlie 000 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026sincerely tho if i was to leave california it would be to run from the excessive heat. otherwise any lifestyle i want in 10 years is fully achievable within this great nation state of mine 000 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026a friend asked me where id move if i had to move out of california and my only serious contenders were illinois, minnesota, or dublin. but my real answer is that i would rather california leave the usa than me move out of it. ncr forever 100 0
Reposted by KellyGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/10/2026I LOVE how @propublica.org dealt with official comment here, editorially and stylistically. 1335761333 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026now the names paramount and warner brothers mean nothing. they're dead companies. they don't exist. founded in 1912 and the people in charge decided making themselves more money was way more important than maintaining centuries old powerhouses. cool. 000 0
Reposted by KellyAl Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 04/10/2026Connie Chan, endorsed by Nancy Pelosi to succeed her in California, says she will vote to 'end a genocide in Gaza'.aljazeera.comPelosi-backed US candidate calls for ‘full arms embargo' on IsraelConnie Chan, endorsed by Nancy Pelosi to succeed her in California, says she will vote to 'end a genocide in Gaza'. 425370 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"hello mary lou: prom night II" is the best title since "breakin 2: electric boogaloo" (except that it came out first) 000 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026everyone get out of my way i just found a 1988 sequel to prom night that's got the plot of susie q meets carrie 100 0
Reposted by Kellyroterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For a very clear comparison, emulating Magyar would be removing all the MAGA justices and judges from Federal Courts in the first 100 days. That is the scale of democratic chemotherapy we are discussing. 20825161 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026stop saying cornell seven please for fucks sake i am begging you to start calling them the cornell rapists or by their goddamn names 100 0
Reposted by KellyVikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Remember when the WSJ published the “Trump drew a signed cartoon for Jeffrey Epstein” and then JD Vance said “oh yeah? Then publish it” and then the WSJ actually published it? 222029 0
Reposted by KellyMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co 713028562 0
Reposted by KellyAlex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026With alt text. I yelled 1298122 0
Reposted by KellyTheodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026JCO for the win. 231453222 0
Reposted by KellyPaula Read @paularead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Elect a 'moderate' Democrat, get a 'lifelong Republican' 0125 0
Reposted by KellyMelody Joy Kramer @mkramer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you’ve bet on sports with FanDuel or DraftKings, you can help ProPublica understand how these apps respond to their users’ betting behavior. 111147 0
Reposted by KellyDarwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 24/09/2026Guys quick question what in the actual fuck? 1955377 0
Reposted by KellyBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The donors have weighed in: don’t impeach our special birthday boy. Democrats will obey. I hope I’m wrong. I’d love to be wrong. Not looking that way, though. 2141250 0
Reposted by KellyLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.” 1970232260 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i think they put up an alpr camera at the roundabout by my house. it must've been put in recently bc ive never seen it before. its attached to a light pole 100 0
Reposted by KellyChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026Newsom has all the bargaining chips and caved anyway, this is why he cannot be president, he cannot even responsibility manage how movie companies operate 214542 0
Reposted by KellyJoshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 21/09/2026“Everything is 40% more expensive because of AI” is a great line for an opposition party trying to unseat the AI-supported incumbents, if any Democratic consultants wanted to take a short break from dehumanizing trans kids to actually try winning a contested election. 12357799 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026some people learned from a young age that the only attention they can get is negative and it really shows 000 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026its actually very easy to not set yourself up to be dogpiled on for a truly dumbass take which is why i think people like this do it on purpose 150 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026wasnt this the thing that they made out of plaster and glued the decorative work to it at his weird summer thing 001 0
Reposted by KellyGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard! 1347841233 0
Reposted by KellySmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75264179894 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026man it's so easy not to have a stupid take on the internet. watch 001 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026and the most insane part is there will be zero self accountability. they're going to freak out and yell and write letters about trump doing this to them and yet i don't expect to see a single one of them get on tv and say "we caused this. we did this to ourselves." 000 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i honestly don't think i can muster up any sympathy for this situation. all of those soft ball questions, all of the sanewashing of psychopathic members of the admin, it was always leading here and they just put their hands over their ears and trid to drown it out. well, now they've drowned. 100 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026conventions are some of the best places to really shuck off the societal biases. sometimes that means learning about a group of people you would never meet at home and sometimes it means hooking up with a guy a foot and a half shorter than you 030 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 19/09/20261 this is definitely alarming but 2: we kept telling them that kowtowing to the administration wouldn't protect them or give them special access and we are, once again, proven miserably correct. you spent 2 years laundering the admins image to moderates and they spit in your face all the same. 100 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026im doing the best i have in years which is in spite of everything going on in the world around me 010 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026wow, if only you could admit you arent smart enough to regulate things like medical autonomy for abortion, hormone therapy, gender affirming surgery....... (but those people don't make rick scott money soooooo) 000 0
Reposted by KellyBrady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026if you’re cis, imagine if there were an ad campaign that said “people named [YOUR NAME] are pervert freaks who endanger our children. vote for us and we’ll make them all go away” and it appeared in every commercial break, sporting event, and newspaper. every day. for years. how would that feel? 147293 0
Reposted by KellyJason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 16/09/2026Again & again — all other accurate, horrible descriptors for these fascist assclowns aside, they're mostly just fucking dumb. Like, incurious, barely literate in the broad sense of the word, myopic, unintelligent carapaces of humanity. Dumb as a fucking sack of hammers. Same goes for their voters. 1148 0
Kelly @bentsage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i hope i never find out your alter ego but i also am obsessed with the hints you give out every so often. truly charlie kelly'ing in the mail room about this 1110 0
