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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 28m

Beaten to it but he was indeed an Arctic Cragspiders player, but I don't think we ever got any pictures or other models for that team. Hoping you get a Lewdgrip Whiparm or Withergrasp Doubledrool soon

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Jaws 4: The Revenge of the Nerds

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

All of it or just a boner part?

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think those are indeed the correct names

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's the but that turns with a big gun in it

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm wearing mine at this very minute. Gives me a handy place to hang my hat when I'm not wearing it

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

While having most of the noises muted by crispr

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Sonic Spookhammer 🎃 @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"What would Hitler do?" Suck, fail, and puss out before the Soviets could arrive and pull his teeth out through his rectum. This has been a helpful Two Second History.

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The bolsonaros travel single file to conceal their numbers

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

And Sky Sports is named after Sky Masterson from Guys and Dolls

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Night tennis deserves a quiet night

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's bloody touch. When we play touch at our club there's men, women and kids from about 12 to colts age all involved.

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Is it just me that finds the trailer for a ITV show that features a person squawking "What now" in a 20 second or so loop genuinely fucking painful to experience

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

More stories should feature sharks with legs

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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's a little known fact that all Hispanic people have enough levels in Monk to Slow Fall

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's been 199.99p a litre for diesel round here for a few days now... it's like they're just waiting to see who's brave enough to be the first to cross that two quid threshold, then I imagine they'll all follow suit

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't know art, but I know what I like

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can excuse the massive systemic corruption, but I draw the line at dishonesty

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I was saying "Boo-urns", or something

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I was mainly making a flippant joke, but the more I think about it Mountain Rescue makes sense... a volunteer dropping everything on a moments notice to rescue a stranger

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've always thought of him as more mountain rescue personally

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bring back the Scorpadillo you cowards

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"I foind yer lack of faith distorbin, my luvver"

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fucking hell. I'm not keen on the creepy as fuck adverts for AI apps that pop up in between moves on the online scrabble-like game I'm playing.

A creepy as fuck ad for an AI chat thing offering users the chance to "control the emotions" of a suspiciously young looking AI generated female character

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

All I want for Christmas is you. And a PS5.

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I was just thinking we need more Sci fi TV shows that feature masturbating doormen in the first episode. That's definitely what's missing from modern shows.

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Ben Stewart @benstewart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026