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Ben Southwood 🐿️

@bensouthwood.com
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He/him. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ally. Former mental health nurse, now carer to my three autistic kids. Writes children’s stories as a hobby. Synth-pop. Sci-fi/fantasy. Dogs & cat. Forteana. Burnley F.C. Doctor Who. Vegetarian. English immigrant in Ireland.

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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 35m
Rod Stewart was all alone tied up eating from the bins and covered in wounds. He also had heart worm. Hard to believe how well he looks now ❤️
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Whitby Gothic @whitbygothic.bsky.social · 44m
;-)
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 3h
There was an ad with a ‘pub rock’ version a few years ago. That was even worse.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 3h
‘Scuse the mess.
A terrier and a cat relax in a hovel of a bedroom.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 3h
Shouty men trying to show how wacky they are. It’s a McVitie’s advert.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 3h
I’m on me bed, in me jim-jams, with Leela and Aggie.
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Jack Black in Nacho Libre: My Life Is Good
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 3h
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Boy's Fashion Style Dance
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 3h
Leave ‘Together in Electric Dreams’ ALONE!
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Woman Crying: Leave Her Alone Meme
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 3h
Another advert with a cover-version absolutely butchering the majestic original.
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Doctor Fate Silences Cacophony in Injustice 2
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 15h
Happy, happy memories.
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Falcon (Sam Wilson): He's Outta Line, But He's Right
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 16h
Bloody awful.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 19h
That was actually an incredibly graphic scene if I remember correctly?
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Rautnbp: Woman in Red Shirt
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
Catfishing->Starfishing.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 04/10/2026
come see me at New York Comic Con Oct 8-11. i will draw pictures for you and shake your hand. no kissing/eye contact please.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
Yeah, I remember a chap trying to eat an aeroplane.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
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Laptop Hacking
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
There are some really nice slip-on shoes available now. They’ve been a godsend for my kids.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
I’ve decided to be grumpy again.
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Grumpy Baby's Fake Smile
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
The place I walk my dogs is known locally as ‘the mountain’ but similarly you can drive to the summit.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
I adore this single brain-celled life-form.
A cute lurcher smiles like he’s just remembered he’s left the immersion heater on. A cute lurcher smiles. He’s hugging a blanket.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
Or its child?
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
Oh no…
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
I wish I were as cool and stylish as him.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
Watching Stanley Tucci. On telly, I’m not stalking him or anything.
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Weird Man Peeking Through Leaves
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m the only person who will appreciate this
Triangular diagram labelled The Introvert
Hierarchy of Needs. 

Top: Self-actualisation - A completely empty house. An arrow pointing to the house says “Nobody needs anything. Nobody is coming home for hours. Phone on silent.” 

The next level is Esteem - Plans getting cancelled. An arrow here says “‘Sorry, we're going to have to rearrange.’ Oh no. That's terrible. I'm devastated.” 

Next level: Belonging - One person you actually like. No group chat. No networking. No "let's go round and introduce ourselves." Just one person you can talk absolute shit with. 

Fourth level: Safety - An escape route. Own car. End seat. Knowing exactly when the event finishes. A believable reason to leave early.

Bottom of pyramid: Physiological needs - Being left the fuck alone for a bit. Food. Water. Sleep. 45 minutes where nobody speaks to you.

Created by Lee Harding, @theintrovertedrecruiter
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
That did cross my mind. :-)
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
Unpredictable at the moment. I’m taking the dogs up the local trail shortly and never know what to put on, it’s cooler but liable to chuck it down with rain. :-)
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 04/10/2026
Aggie a year ago today. I had no chance really.
A furious kitten sits on my lap. A furious kitten, exhausted by her anger, sleeps on my lap. A kitten who feels better after a nap seeks attention.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
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James Bond: Sean Connery Says 'I Must Be Dreaming'
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
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Ted Lasso's Skeptical Look
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
Ooh, that looks brilliant! Backed. :-)
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Mark Griffiths @markauthor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Kickstarter is now live for Share & Enjoy, the graphic novel I’ve written about the improbable life and times of Douglas Adams, creator of The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. With illustrations by the mighty Martin Geraghty! www.kickstarter.com/projects/roo...
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
🎶Sex arse, sex arse. I sell sex arse. But they are stuck at Calais ‘Cause the paperwork’s a farce.🎶
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
Note to self:- don’t lend any books to Bob.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
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Jenna Ortega as Wednesday Addams: I'd Do It Again
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
Sorry Grezza made the switch, but he’s got a bigger job than whoever takes over your lot.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
Skehan, Oliver and Contaldo. All on the same show. Just home from walking the dogs, and turned it on to see who’s on this morning. Julie Lin though. 🥰
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
It’s utterly abhorrent what you’ve had to go through, I’m so sorry. Wishing you all nothing but the best for the future.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
I hate that my stomach drops every time I see a video/graphic that brings me joy as ‘is this AI?’ springs to mind. It’s like VAR for the arts. Glad this is a human, though.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
Me:-Happy Anniversary baby! Agatha:-You repulse me, you emotional cretin!
Agatha gives me a withering look from beneath a table.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
One year ago today, a little kitten turned up. I wasn’t a cat person, but told that fluffy little croissant that I’d keep her safe until the nice lady from the rescue could take her the next day. Anyway, she now owns my manly man-cave and gives me regular bitch-slaps. Love you Agatha!🥰
THAT MORNING:-I’ll keep you safe, little kitty in a cage. Don’t get comfy though.  THAT NIGHT:- I would die for you, bitey ball of fluff. Your name is Agatha and I am essentially your slave.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 03/10/2026
I saw it once late-night purely by chance.
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Jurgen Klopp: Focused on the Game
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 02/10/2026
One of my favourite photos of all time that.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 02/10/2026
I had to retire to my fainting couch, to be fair.
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 02/10/2026
The video to this was filth. Great song and album - wasn’t it a ‘scratch and sniff’ cover?
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Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 02/10/2026
People now recognise me through my dogs. I am ‘the man with the dogs’, not Ben.
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ELECTRICITYCLUB.CO.UK @theelectricityclub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Andy and Vince talk about the new album ‘Radio!! Radio!!’ and the format of the 2027 arena tour🎤🎹 www.theguardian.com/music/2026/o...
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‘It’s a deep soul connection’: Erasure on how 40 years of friendship got them through grief – and why Vince Clarke has quit touring
Returning for a 20th album of sumptuous synthpop, Andy Bell and Clarke open up about supporting one another through bereavement, being happily uncool and battling the resurgence of homophobia
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