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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 8h

JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

you know they call it october but there's only one a year instead of eight, that's fucked up

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

An example of two white guys who famously punched down on the queer community teaming up to do a "both sides" argument? Is THAT the example?

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026

i bring you love

a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I hope none of this outrage stops until all 7 are behind bars, the rest in the chat are expelled, and greek life in general gets banned I'm actually extremely fucking serious. greek frats need to fucking end, it's over. I don't give a shit about history. They're done

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

Resident Evil movie was good! As with so many movies these days I wish I'd gone in without seeing the trailer first, but still an entertaining time.

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

The stars aligned perfectly to bring these two skeets together on my TL:

2 skeets, the first reads "lets eat some cheese and some weed", the second reads "ploughman's brunch"

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

Books are over. Mail order books are now very, very good. You just don't know yet. [INSERT NAME HERE] meets Santa has solved infinite personalised books.

A page from one of those mail order Xmas books where you tell them your kid's name and age etc. and they put the same details in a book about meeting Santa.

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

"The vehicle also contained oil and a small amount of de-icer, no firm links to terror groups using these things in conjunction with each other has yet been established but police have a dip stick and will be checking to see if the oil is at proper levels"

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

"So I know I said I was going to give you all $5k but look, ah, things are a bit tight at the moment and well..."

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 26/09/2026

Getting a lot of "save on your car insurance" spam emails of late, little do they know I already pay £0 seeing as I'm a

Pink dad hat bearing the message "passenger princess" (i'm a passenger princess, not a hat)

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

HELLO!!!! DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO DISCUSSSSSS OUR LORD AND SSSSSSAVIOR SSSSSSNAKE JESUSSSSSS??? #HardTicketToHawaii #ToiletSnake

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bill & Ted style movie in which bigots travel through time questioning historical figures about large gametes but they fuck up the timeline so badly they disappear into the void ushering in a new age of peace where they never existed.

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

I still remember seeing this opening week in Manchester and some of the audience booing at the end (weird for a UK crowd!). I had devoured all the viral marketing beforehand so I quietly enjoyed it. Is it a better movie with all that buildup, do you think?

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Andy Burnham rules out giving workshy fops like Reeves the time of day

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

me, watching a music video on youtube youtube captions: [music and singing] me: "yep"

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🧑🏻‍🦽‍➡️🦄 Eva Roslin (they/them) ⚨ 🍁 @evavroslin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is a fantastic shirt that @zinrock.bsky.social put together, and if you don't have one, now is a great time to fix that! Or to gift it to someone else! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 23/09/2026

We can never invent time travel because Robert Eggers will hijack the machine and use it to beam himself through the ages, picking up historical figures as he goes and finally to the 1980s to make a 100% authentic Bill & Ted sequel

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

I Have No Day Off And I Must Watch Resident Evil

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maddy 🩸✨ @enjolieblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

twin peaks yaoi in 2026

A drawing of Dale Cooper and Harry Truman from Twin Peaks

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 21/09/2026

tired: if only ed sheeran would stop singing wired: if only ed sheeran would stop talking

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm going to have to take a day off so I can go and watch the Resi movie one morning soon if you all keep saying it's good (this doesn't mean stop)

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 20/09/2026

On behalf of Ed Sheeran's money, Ed Sheeran would like to apologise for the following

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

"I'm choosing the lesser of two evils" buddy you could simply not choose EITHER evil! Nobody is making you choose one of those evils except you!

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

- The Doctor is forced to merge with the TARDIS and subsequently can move through time just by thinking about it - The Doctor has sex with at least one companion per season, just like Reacher - K-9 is in every episode, and when he's not on screen everyone should be asking "where's K-9?"

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Nefarious Bat Press @nefariousbatpress.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We weren't expecting to be posting this quite so soon... but good news: we're reopening to submissions! 🎉

WE'RE REOPENING TO SUBMISSIONS!
WE WEREN'T EXPECTING TO WRITE THIS QUITE YET. BUT OWING TO A BIT OF UNEXPECTED GOOD FORTUNE - WE'RE OPENING BACK UP TO SUBMISIONS!

WE'RE LOOKING FOR QUEER HORROR NOVELS OF AT LEAST 50,000 WORDS FOR A LATE 2027 EARLY 2028 RELEASE
IN EXCHANGE, WE'RE OFFERING A SMALL ($250) ADVANCE AND A LOT OF LOVE, CARE AND ATTENTION

IF YOU KNOW US, THEN YOU KNOW THE SORT OF THING WE LIKE, AND THE SORT OF THING WE DON'T. (IF YOU DON'T KNOW US: WORTH HAVING A QUICK READ AROUND TO MAKE SURE WE'RE THE RIGHT FIT)

PLEASE:
• NO "AI"-GENERATED ANYTHING
• NO RACISM, HOMOPHOBIA OR TRANSPHOBIA, ABLEISM OR MISOGYNY - TRUST US, WE CAN SMELL THEM ALL A MILE AWAY
• NOTHING THAT ISN'T QUEER HORROR

THINK YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR US?
EMAIL IT OVER TO
INFO @NEFARIOUSBATPRESS.COM
WITH A COVER NOTE AND SYNOPSIS, MARKED
"QUEER HORROR SUBMISSIONS"

CHEERS! ~ THE BATS

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 18/09/2026

<average Bluesky lib seeing a trans person listening to psychobilly music>: Enjoy The Cramps 🙄

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 18/09/2026

2 people on my timeline have said the new RE movie is good, that's enough to convince me!

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 17/09/2026

BREAKING: The Groovie Goolies will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

The Monster Trio (Drac, Frankie and Wolfie) playing their respective instruments

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Dead Languages Podcast @deadlanguagespod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We went over EVERYTHING (we hope) the HWA has fucked up recently in this mega, monster 2 part episode. Part 1 out now: open.spotify.com/episode/1Zwe...

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GHOULISH BOOKS WILL KILL YOUR PARENTS @ghoulish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

we gotta sell like 50 more of these things to cover the printing costs for our initial order, so... here it is again! a shirt. for your body. it will make you look hot and weird.

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 17/09/2026

"do you remember" no. no i don't. i find it best not to these days

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mcc @dryad.technology · 17/09/2026

Some people may be confused by the recurring conflict between the transgender community and Bluesky moderation staff. So here's a quick explainer: Every single decision, since day one, that the Bluesky staff ever made has been wrong

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BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 16/09/2026

First act of parliament: anyone who writes to their MP gets a meaningful response and not just press release shite like I just got back from mine when complaining about the EHRC guidance again.

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