BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 11/10/2026They're maddeningly inconsistent/incompetent. I tried watching the 80's movie Alligator on there the other day, and found the opening scene's gore covered up by whopping great big blurry circles: 000 0
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 05/10/2026It is 1986 and a malfunctioning ATM is calling Stephen King an asshole due to issues with AI It is 2026 and a malfunctioning Stephen King is called an asshole due to issues with AI 100 1
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 30/09/2026The stars aligned perfectly to bring these two skeets together on my TL: 000 0
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 30/09/2026Books are over. Mail order books are now very, very good. You just don't know yet. [INSERT NAME HERE] meets Santa has solved infinite personalised books. 010 1
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 26/09/2026Getting a lot of "save on your car insurance" spam emails of late, little do they know I already pay £0 seeing as I'm a 100 1
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 17/09/2026BREAKING: The Groovie Goolies will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 020 2
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 11/09/2026Samus + hungry arm = the crossover we all need 000 0
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 06/09/2026Time to get serious about this year's Hallowe'en build, you know what that means! 000 0
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 05/09/2026Pride was fun, some great acts on the main stage as always, and we got to meet my brother in law's fiance who seems like a nice fella. Artist stalls were thankfully AI-free - I even got a cool anti-AI badge amongst some other swag: 110 1
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 29/08/2026The look? Messy The taste? Fantastic. 000 0
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 08/08/2026Take me to a maker's market and I will only buy the classiest items 000 0
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 31/07/2026me when my parents tell me to eat what's in front of me 110 1
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 22/07/2026What fresh corporate fuckery is this 110 1
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 18/06/2026At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right 010 1
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 29/05/2026Triton have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration 000 0
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 08/05/2026Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only 010 1
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 08/05/2026And yet my mum did not know I was queer 171 7
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 29/04/2026Advertise your account with a Simpsons image 010 1
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 04/04/2026Describe your BlueSky account with a single image 1132 13
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 03/04/2026Post something random or you will have an awful April 000 0
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 07/03/2026Blofeld played by the puppet devil he fights at the end of this movie 000 0
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 07/03/2026Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond. 100 1
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 13/02/2026THEY WERE ON A BOAT THAT SUNK ANY MORE STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS 100 1
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 10/02/2026In other news I opened the Xena DVD boxset we've had sitting around for ages and was delighted to find that, on the 2nd season discs - well, see for yourself: 130 3
BensNotWriting @bensnotwriting.northsky.social · 09/02/2026Yeah we could bully Discord into not ramming shitty verification rules down our throats after their recent data breach, but alternatively 000 0