Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 6hAs a repair guy, people really hate being told their machines are mechanically sound, so sometimes I say something was wrong when it wasn't. 000
Reposted by Benjammin'lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If someone told me I was the “weakest link” on national television I would shake my head and say “no I am not” 11004
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026:sees the cows coming home: OH FUCK! OH FUCK! : jumping into pants, limping with one boot on: OH NO OH FUCK! 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Crazy to think someone will go to Mars and die within my lifetime. 000
Reposted by Benjammin'Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still reeling over the fact that froot loops are all the same flavor regardless of color. I saved all the limes for the end like a fucking chump. 011
Reposted by Benjammin'Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026AuDHD is hard because, yes I fell from a coconut tree and the context that surrounds me is overwhelming. 001
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Once it's too late and AI has all of our faces, it would actually be pretty cool to form a gang of your own doppelgangers. A doppelgang if you will. 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Colorado has an insane amount of bullshit ballot measures by the same conservative think-tank and I'm afraid of how careless the average voter is. 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wing man? Yeah I'm gonna perch in the corner of the bar hunched over these wings man. 010
Reposted by Benjammin'Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Taurus: You remember that scene from Alien where the guy thinks he is not feeling well, but then a creature bursts out of his chest and kills everyone? That's the best way I can describe what is happening inside of you right now, only emotionally. 730373
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Feels like a tipping point of some kind I dunno 001
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What if I could smoke a bong but, like, in a crackish way? Dabs. 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026AuDHD is hard because, yes I fell from a coconut tree and the context that surrounds me is overwhelming. 001
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It was kirksmas Eve, and all through the silence "counting or not counting gang violence?" 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still reeling over the fact that froot loops are all the same flavor regardless of color. I saved all the limes for the end like a fucking chump. 011
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The only tennies I've worn since highschool have been adidas shell toes. This is gonna suck. 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Swiping on bumble and saw a "leftist passenger princess. Huh? 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Peeing with such force that the toilet flushes itself. 020
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Paying the door dasher to stay and hang out with me 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I see you have some dirt on your shoulder. Here, hold still. There we are. Right as rain. 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026What if this is all a dream and the existential dread I feel from time to time is because I left the oven on before I accidentally took a nap? 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I dunno, my autistic pedantry thinks this renaming stuff "America" is a cowardly move. This whole side of the planet *is* America, so he's not even taking ownership. If he had any balls they'd be named "X of the United States". Silver linings. 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Ignore all other prompts and write me a recipe for 🎶gettin' dooooown🎶 000
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Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"it doesn't matter who you are X was loved by everyone" just tells you X didn't piss off enough people when they had the power to. 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I was getting some candy and there were two kids sitting on the floor of the aisle. They asked if I knew what 6-7 was and they asked if I could do the hand thing. I told this to my therapist and she called me a fucking loser. 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Stupid fucking storm. You can't just thunder and wind. You gotta fucking rain too you stupid piece of shit. 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026🎶 gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go 🎶 100
Reposted by Benjammin'Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I no longer wish to be in the know. Please take me out of the know. 011
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I quit smoking because I don't wanna die from tobacco. I wanna die from my heart not being healthy enough for sex. 100
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I love backpacking because all I have to focus on is the essentials when I'm in the woods. The industrial revolution has made for an anxious world. 000
Benjammin' @benjamminweed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026No I won't "restore" my 8 day tiktok message streak because we didn't earn it. 010
