Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Welp, that’s probably my cue to exit Bluesky 200
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 16/08/2026He is right that “ordinary people don’t trust companies, governments, or the tech industry and always suspect that we are cooking up some new way to screw them over,” because, historically, they are always cooking up some new way to screw people over 020
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You know, I didn't *need* to click on this to know that it was going to be dumb as hell, but I was curious, so I did, and it was 020
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 31/07/2026He has become a terrible vibes guy, but at least he also sucks at baseball 030
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 24/07/2026LeBron is in his “Messi at Inter Miami” era 100
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Pretty shameful to be glazing Josh like this, really www.deseret.com/business/202...deseret.comUtah business analytics firm Domo to be acquired in $400M dealFounded in 2010 in the wake of a record tech deal, Utah's Domo set to be swallowed up by Progress Software 231
Reposted by Benjamin GainesJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 22/07/2026this, but Salt Lake City, Utah at 12PM in July. 21484
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 22/07/2026In a certain light, from certain angles, in photos, Tom Dundon looks a lot like Kyle Whittingham 010
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Sorry if I’m late on this, but: I never thought I’d see the day that a Utah Jazz uniform consumed the entire right side of the front page of the NYT Sports section 😍😍😍😍 051
Reposted by Benjamin GainesBill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026and the cup, which did NOT come home, 2777169
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I just saw a woman running on the Murdock Trail. It is 96° F outside. I am an experienced runner but I would simply not do this 010
Reposted by Benjamin GainesKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026That Claude ad fucking suxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2542925
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I feel super validated, thank you @kentremendous.bsky.social @chadfinn.bsky.social 010
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Anthropic can eff right off with this ethics-washing ad claiming that AI will be good for society and learning and human connection 041
Reposted by Benjamin Gainesian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 11/07/2026My main issue with Haaland is that he normalizes Manchester City and kids that don’t know better might start thinking it’s ok to support that club 16576137
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Is it a known thing, like a World Cup broadcast tradition, that the FIFA camerapeople love to show fans flapping their lips in slow motion? Because I find it very off-putting 😂 020
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Hard to overstate how much more enjoyable the Red Sox became while I was paying 100% of my attention to the World Cup over the past month 000
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm crushed for Mo, but I am also in the "I want as much Messi as possible for as long as possible" camp, so I'm only like 60% saddened by this result 010
Reposted by Benjamin Gainesleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have 2467441900
Reposted by Benjamin GainesKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 07/07/2026This could still be reversed if Tutankhamun calls up Infantino 562493
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You're going to get really sick of me using superlatives to describe Darryn Peterson 180
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 07/07/2026According to this law, the Belgian team must now be placed on a barge and set adrift on Lake Superior 020
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If you're just discovering soccer, just know that your beloved Erling Haaland plays for this generation's Premier League equivalent of the Yankees/Lakers/etc. that any self-respecting fan not born into it should hate. Congrats, you just got hoodwinked into being a Kobe fan 041
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My great fear is that all US soccer fans are now hopping on the Norway bandwagon because "they do the rowing thing and Haaland seems so fun on his TikTok and he scores a lot" and this will translate to a whole new generation of VERY casual Man City fans who will be annoying as hell 131
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 07/07/2026To be honest with you, "Round of 16" feels exactly right. Emotions, sure, but looking at it rationally, at no point should anyone have been swept away by notions that the USMNT is one of the eight best squads in the world right now 010
Reposted by Benjamin GainesHarris Foster @harris.zone · 07/07/2026oh so it's like rocket league but with people 294667952
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Not me having constantly screamed "Belgium is fraudulent" from the rooftops for the past three weeks 020
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I realize it's just one game, but I'm ready to say that Darryn Peterson is a superstar. All the great things we saw will translate to actual games. I don't think there were many doubters among Jazz fans, but I'm sure there are even fewer now. And (and and and!). . . he played 27 minutes! 0101
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 04/07/2026TIRED: Overreacting after one game of Summer League WIRED: Overreacting after one quarter of Summer League INSPIRED: Overreacting after one play of Summer League 041
Reposted by Benjamin GainesBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026gotta be a guy at the swift-kelce wedding watching cape verde vs argentina on his phone just whooping under his breath 929035
Reposted by Benjamin GainesChristian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history. 174167802319
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Here's another one I just saw: "Messi is the LeBron of soccer. Play long enough and you eventually get some records even if you can’t remember anything they actually did" 000
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 03/07/2026@danclayt0n.bsky.social hey Dan, I could be way off, but did you once tell a story about playing ball with a group maybe in NYC and they pulled you aside after to steer you right on their style of ball? Something like “that’s not how we play here?” For some reason my brain remembers it as you. 200
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Know what I need in my life? More “your job is going away in 2027 unless you become an AImaxxer like me (and sign up for Lovable)” posts from a certain HIGHLY overrated product management thought leader 020
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 01/07/2026My initial reaction is that the Sixers will still need Joel Embiid to stay healthy 010
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 01/07/2026After the first Belgium goal the second felt inevitable. I still consider them fraudulent 000
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Just like we all expected when he took out KDB and Doku 010
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Based on my texts and people ringing my doorbell, 289% of houses in my neighborhood are having their roofs redone right now 010
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Jazz fans! I have an announcement. If you hate Donovan Mitchell for how he left but you don’t hate Walker Kessler for how he left you’re absolutely totally 100% doing this wrong 212
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Someone shared this What But Why article with me the other day and I've never read something that so perfectly encapsulates how I think about life. Sometimes someone will be like "see you next year!" and in my brain I'm like "that's 1/80th of our lives" waitbutwhy.com/2015/12/the-...waitbutwhy.comThe Tail EndNo matter what your age, you may, without realizing it, be enjoying the very last chapter of the relationships that matter most to you. Make it count. 110
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Why aren’t we making our BLTs with pancetta? What are we even doing here? 010
Benjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Thinking about shorting $MRVL. Why? Oh no reason at all. But I bet they're about to hear that they need to execute better 130