Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 11hWhen I converted I had my rabbi make a special carve out for this type of shit. 130
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 15hstatic.klipy.comJason Momoa's Sweet Aquaman MomentALT: Jason Momoa's Sweet Aquaman Moment 060
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18hThe price of gas is now what used to be the amount you'd pay if you forgot to fill the rental car up before returning it. 140744
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 04/10/2026If I was a supremely talented garden designer from a marginalized background I’d probably call my business LandscapeG.O.AT. 1120
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 04/10/2026I knew I was at the right kind of school for me when I saw a guy standing on a sidewalk trying to pass out a flyer about getting people interested in Greek life and everyone just laughed him off. 0121
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonBenjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 02/10/2026New Season 1 capsule just dropped. Only available til October 25th. podshop.biz/collections/... 1262
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonEvery Star Trek Card @everystartrekcard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘍𝘭𝘪𝘮-𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘮 𝘈𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘋𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲! Learn more at trekcc.org 1151
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonGreatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 01/10/2026Limited Edition TNG S1 Merch available now until 10/25 at PodShop.Biz. Get yourself a skin of evil AND cotton. Wear a tee that assures your coworkers there’s nubbin’ to worry about. Grab the shirt that the merchants of Minos describe as “the perfect clothing system” Shop the full line: podshop.biz 2184
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 02/10/2026New Season 1 capsule just dropped. Only available til October 25th. podshop.biz/collections/... 1262
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonMerc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026today begins my birthday month 🥳🎈the best gift you could get me is help to pay my rent and get me groceries and transportation to work from loss of income due to illness i am short $300 on rent, due today! venmo @Mercuryal if you can help me survive this year and have a happy birthday for once 🎁💖💸 3711
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr Harrisonbootsriley.bsky.social @bootsriley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hope Keke Palmer gets a Golden Globe nomination for Best Comedy Actress for I Love Boosters. She not only gave us an unexpected, nuanced, touching performance- she brought back physical comedy & set the bar HIGH. One of the funniest ppl ever. Raucous laughter throughout. 1537
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 01/10/2026Did they ever make a toy of that awesome coffee machine Donatello was working on in the beginning of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? 4230
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Schmitt: And you, Mr. Hendrix, are yourself a homosexual? Jimi: Well… I’m sorry, what? Schmitt: Because we have the song here. The lyrics are on the card here. You excuse yourself, TO KISS A GUY. 612411
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 30/09/2026We’ve got some really fun merch lined up for the end of TNG Season 1. It will be on podshop.biz soon, but you’ll get early access if you subscribe to the newsletter! 2221
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonGreatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 28/09/2026On today’s #GreatestGen, when Counselor Troi’s shuttle crashes on Vagra II, the Entrepreneur sends a rescue team down to find a highly-flammable entity made of Metamucil and printer ink. Listen to the full ep at gagh.biz/greatestgen! #startrek #startrektng #friendsofdesoto 1233
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonGreatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 29/09/2026When an old enemy takes hostages you bring an even older admiral to negotiate. That's the Mordan IV way! That's how you get Karnas! Only Admiral Jameson pulls a uncontrollable Ponce de León and may go from hoverchair to crib. Listen to our review of "Too Short a Season" at gagh.biz/greatestgen 1181
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comStar Trek 5 Star Trek VAlt: Star Trek V, Kirk, with Spock and Bones in the background, asks “What does god need with a starship?” 0322
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonJayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 27/09/2026Cc @benjaminahr.mobi 0262
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonGreatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 25/09/2026On today’s episode of #GreatestTrek, when Uhura picks up a mysterious comms signal from future herself, a time travel adventure kicks off and her two selves have to work together to save Scotty. Listen to the latest episode at gagh.biz/greatesttrek! #GreatestTrek #friendsofdesoto #fods 1273
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonGreatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 25/09/2026Come on over for Combstober! All month long we’re celebrating some of the classic star turns from Jeffrey Combs’ filmography on #GreatestTrek. P1’s are available for the last three movies, grab one at podshop.biz! #combstober #greatesttrek #jeffreycombs 2669
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonBenjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026If we made this tee shirt for @greatesttrek.com how many would you buy? Like for one shirt. Reskeet for ten shirts. Quote skeet other quantities. 13437
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonJamison @jamisonartist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’d like quantities other than ten. 0103
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonOops It's Bowser @thepeoplesbowser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yeah, I had to repost this, so I guess I'll take two 😉 071
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026I spent a long time on the hair but it doesn’t read in these pics! 160
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026So spending all week on this wasn’t a total waste of time and money?! 141
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026If we made this tee shirt for @greatesttrek.com how many would you buy? Like for one shirt. Reskeet for ten shirts. Quote skeet other quantities. 13437
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 24/09/2026I think it’s fucked up what Bravo does. They send these housewives on their Ultimate Girls Trip, and the wives reasonably assume that means the trip will be great. But it means ultimate in the other sense. Sad how many have perished for one last grasp at relevance. 2180
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 24/09/2026The clip of me walking here isn’t from a student film, but an actual commercial. The point stands nonetheless! 3225
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonGreatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 22/09/2026The latest episode of #GreatestTrek is a real mug dropper. Listen to the full episode at gagh.biz/greatesttrek, link in bio! #greatesttrek #startrek #friendsofdesoto #strangenewworlds 1165
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026For those of us who've been following PRECISELY this issue for decades, it's like the regularity of bird migrations. Obviously bogus claims (migrating north), fully & categorically debunked (migrating south) a month later. In the old days it was John Fund at WSJ oped page. Now it's DHS/DOJ. 3390116
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 21/09/2026Why does noted senatorial dipshit John Fetterman have loads of pictures of toy tricorders from Star Trek on his website? 5413
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonMuppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is... 212730
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 20/09/2026It’s about Bob Wehadababyitsaboy and also the famous Mayan ruin Chichen Itza. 140
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 20/09/2026People are saying it’s the best collect calling joke of 2026. People are also saying it’s the worst joke of 2026. 2230
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 19/09/2026“Ugga mugga mothafucka!” - Samuel L. Striped Tiger 1100
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 19/09/2026You have a collect call from Chichen Wefoundaruinitzamayancity. 1170
Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 18/09/2026How about a rap rock themed sausage restaurant called Linkin Pork? 3150
Reposted by Benjamin Ahr HarrisonBenjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 17/09/2026“I know I do contract labor as a murderer for hire, but this workplace is getting a little bit toxic for my taste!” 1111