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Benjamin Ahr Harrison

@benjaminahr.mobi
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Star Trek podcast host @greatesttrek.com, fart joke enjoyer, embarrassing dad, one half of a Star Wars character. E-40 enthusiast. Tougher than a $3 steak. Benjaminahr.mobi Profile photo by Dennys Ilic.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 54m
Felt like I could see the matrix on that one.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 10h
Protonix
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 11h
When I converted I had my rabbi make a special carve out for this type of shit.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 15h
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Jason Momoa's Sweet Aquaman Moment
ALT: Jason Momoa's Sweet Aquaman Moment
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18h
The price of gas is now what used to be the amount you'd pay if you forgot to fill the rental car up before returning it.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 22h
Right?!
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 04/10/2026
If I was a supremely talented garden designer from a marginalized background I’d probably call my business LandscapeG.O.AT.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 04/10/2026
I knew I was at the right kind of school for me when I saw a guy standing on a sidewalk trying to pass out a flyer about getting people interested in Greek life and everyone just laughed him off.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 02/10/2026
New Season 1 capsule just dropped. Only available til October 25th. podshop.biz/collections/...
A sweatshirt printed all over with an image that is very much like the early 90s Paramount logo, but the mountain is coated with black sludge that is raising two arms in the air like they just don’t care. The logo says “Mount Armus, a Dank + Vile company.”A dark grey tee shirt with the warp core from the Enterprise-D and the text “Gotta get a pump.”A white ceramic coffee mug with a blue handle and interior. The phrase “world’s greatest papa” and an Echo Papa 607 combat drone are the graphic.A denim baseball cap with a pink and purple nubbin bug from the Star Trek TNG episode “Conspiracy”. In a jaunty font, the phrase “Peaceful Coexistence” is inscribed on the abdomen of the bug.
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Every Star Trek Card @everystartrekcard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘍𝘭𝘪𝘮-𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘮 𝘈𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘋𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲! Learn more at trekcc.org
Name: Flim-Flam Artist
Card Type: Dilemma
Lore: The universe is full of hucksters, charlatans, swindlers, confidence men, and Ferengi.
Card Text: Your opponent may immediately draw a card. To get past requires Diplomacy and 2 Computer Skill OR Law and CUNNING>32 (CUNNING>50 if this is a [DQ] mission).
Rarity: 6 V
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 01/10/2026
Limited Edition TNG S1 Merch available now until 10/25 at PodShop.Biz. Get yourself a skin of evil AND cotton. Wear a tee that assures your coworkers there’s nubbin’ to worry about. Grab the shirt that the merchants of Minos describe as “the perfect clothing system” Shop the full line: podshop.biz
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 02/10/2026
New Season 1 capsule just dropped. Only available til October 25th. podshop.biz/collections/...
A sweatshirt printed all over with an image that is very much like the early 90s Paramount logo, but the mountain is coated with black sludge that is raising two arms in the air like they just don’t care. The logo says “Mount Armus, a Dank + Vile company.”A dark grey tee shirt with the warp core from the Enterprise-D and the text “Gotta get a pump.”A white ceramic coffee mug with a blue handle and interior. The phrase “world’s greatest papa” and an Echo Papa 607 combat drone are the graphic.A denim baseball cap with a pink and purple nubbin bug from the Star Trek TNG episode “Conspiracy”. In a jaunty font, the phrase “Peaceful Coexistence” is inscribed on the abdomen of the bug.
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
today begins my birthday month 🥳🎈the best gift you could get me is help to pay my rent and get me groceries and transportation to work from loss of income due to illness i am short $300 on rent, due today! venmo @Mercuryal if you can help me survive this year and have a happy birthday for once 🎁💖💸
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 02/10/2026
He’s good in everything.
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bootsriley.bsky.social @bootsriley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope Keke Palmer gets a Golden Globe nomination for Best Comedy Actress for I Love Boosters. She not only gave us an unexpected, nuanced, touching performance- she brought back physical comedy & set the bar HIGH. One of the funniest ppl ever. Raucous laughter throughout.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 01/10/2026
Did they ever make a toy of that awesome coffee machine Donatello was working on in the beginning of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 10/04/2025
Captain Picard kneeling over Dathon with a knife in #StarTrek TNG "Darmok" with stylized text: Is it cake?
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt: And you, Mr. Hendrix, are yourself a homosexual? Jimi: Well… I’m sorry, what? Schmitt: Because we have the song here. The lyrics are on the card here. You excuse yourself, TO KISS A GUY.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 30/09/2026
We’ve got some really fun merch lined up for the end of TNG Season 1. It will be on podshop.biz soon, but you’ll get early access if you subscribe to the newsletter!
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 28/09/2026
On today’s #GreatestGen, when Counselor Troi’s shuttle crashes on Vagra II, the Entrepreneur sends a rescue team down to find a highly-flammable entity made of Metamucil and printer ink. Listen to the full ep at gagh.biz/greatestgen! #startrek #startrektng #friendsofdesoto
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 29/09/2026
When an old enemy takes hostages you bring an even older admiral to negotiate. That's the Mordan IV way! That's how you get Karnas! Only Admiral Jameson pulls a uncontrollable Ponce de León and may go from hoverchair to crib. Listen to our review of "Too Short a Season" at gagh.biz/greatestgen
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 28/09/2026
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Star Trek 5 Star Trek V
Alt: Star Trek V, Kirk, with Spock and Bones in the background, asks “What does god need with a starship?”
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 27/09/2026
Cc @benjaminahr.mobi
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 25/09/2026
On today’s episode of #GreatestTrek, when Uhura picks up a mysterious comms signal from future herself, a time travel adventure kicks off and her two selves have to work together to save Scotty. Listen to the latest episode at gagh.biz/greatesttrek! #GreatestTrek #friendsofdesoto #fods
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 25/09/2026
Come on over for Combstober! All month long we’re celebrating some of the classic star turns from Jeffrey Combs’ filmography on #GreatestTrek. P1’s are available for the last three movies, grab one at podshop.biz! #combstober #greatesttrek #jeffreycombs
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026
If we made this tee shirt for @greatesttrek.com how many would you buy? Like for one shirt. Reskeet for ten shirts. Quote skeet other quantities.
It’s a mocked up photo of a man wearing an all over print tee shirt made to look like the shirt Riker wears to honor the head of the government on the planet Angel One in the TNG episode of the same name. It’s mostly teal with a plunging neckline simulated by the design having an illustration of a mostly bare hairy chest with one nipple out.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: The Search for Spock
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026
BYOBedazzler
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Jamison @jamisonartist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d like quantities other than ten.
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Oops It's Bowser @thepeoplesbowser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, I had to repost this, so I guess I'll take two 😉
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026
I spent a long time on the hair but it doesn’t read in these pics!
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026
So spending all week on this wasn’t a total waste of time and money?!
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026
If we made this tee shirt for @greatesttrek.com how many would you buy? Like for one shirt. Reskeet for ten shirts. Quote skeet other quantities.
It’s a mocked up photo of a man wearing an all over print tee shirt made to look like the shirt Riker wears to honor the head of the government on the planet Angel One in the TNG episode of the same name. It’s mostly teal with a plunging neckline simulated by the design having an illustration of a mostly bare hairy chest with one nipple out.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 24/09/2026
I think it’s fucked up what Bravo does. They send these housewives on their Ultimate Girls Trip, and the wives reasonably assume that means the trip will be great. But it means ultimate in the other sense. Sad how many have perished for one last grasp at relevance.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 24/09/2026
The clip of me walking here isn’t from a student film, but an actual commercial. The point stands nonetheless!
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 22/09/2026
The latest episode of #GreatestTrek is a real mug dropper. Listen to the full episode at gagh.biz/greatesttrek, link in bio! #greatesttrek #startrek #friendsofdesoto #strangenewworlds
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For those of us who've been following PRECISELY this issue for decades, it's like the regularity of bird migrations. Obviously bogus claims (migrating north), fully & categorically debunked (migrating south) a month later. In the old days it was John Fund at WSJ oped page. Now it's DHS/DOJ.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 23/09/2026
Did I win!?!
A plastic mesh bag of Chula Brand Persian limes.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 23/09/2026
I will ask the team about that!
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 21/09/2026
Why does noted senatorial dipshit John Fetterman have loads of pictures of toy tricorders from Star Trek on his website?
Google image search results listing many different images and videos of tricorders from Star Trek. There is a TNG era one on the first row, showing the belt clip on the back and then the top and front of a closed one in the next pic. On the next row down there is a detail shot of a medical tricorder mini playset box, and the back of a TOS era tricorder toy. These are all images listed as being hosted at johnfetterman.com and there are many more!
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is...
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 21/09/2026
A black and white photo very dirty dumpster at the base of two pine trees. On the dumpster someone has written, with a white paint pen, “in the parking lot with the drugs we bought…”
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 20/09/2026
It’s about Bob Wehadababyitsaboy and also the famous Mayan ruin Chichen Itza.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 20/09/2026
People are saying it’s the best collect calling joke of 2026. People are also saying it’s the worst joke of 2026.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 19/09/2026
“Ugga mugga mothafucka!” - Samuel L. Striped Tiger
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 19/09/2026
You have a collect call from Chichen Wefoundaruinitzamayancity.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 18/09/2026
Paramount’s new logo goes crazy!
A photo of a computer screen running photoshop. It’s a 90s Paramount studio logo with the arc of stars surrounding a mountain, but covering the mountain and flowing into the valley below is the greasy black sludge of Armus, the sentient evil byproduct of an ancient species. The script font says Mount Armus. Below that in a sans serif font it says A Dank + Vile company.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 18/09/2026
How about a rap rock themed sausage restaurant called Linkin Pork?
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 17/09/2026
“I know I do contract labor as a murderer for hire, but this workplace is getting a little bit toxic for my taste!”
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