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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 07/10/2026

You can still find incredible deals on Craig’s List.

Two listings for exercise dumbbells. They’re probably from the same person, but it’s two pictures of filthy sets of exercise weights stored in what looks like a garage or crawlspace. Both listings set the price for these weights at One. Million. Dollars.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 06/10/2026

Seems like the world needs a reminder.

A poster in the style of Shepard Fairey's iconic Obama Hope poster, but it's a horga'hn, the love totem used to signal availability on the pleasure planet of Risa from Star Trek the Next Generation. This particular horga'hn is styled to look like Commander Riker, and it has one leg raised, as if he is preparing to swing it over the back of a chair in which he intends to sit. At the bottom, in a blocky gothic font is the caption "CONSENT."

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 02/10/2026

New Season 1 capsule just dropped. Only available til October 25th. podshop.biz/collections/...

A dark grey tee shirt with the warp core from the Enterprise-D and the text “Gotta get a pump.”

A white ceramic coffee mug with a blue handle and interior. The phrase “world’s greatest papa” and an Echo Papa 607 combat drone are the graphic.

A denim baseball cap with a pink and purple nubbin bug from the Star Trek TNG episode “Conspiracy”. In a jaunty font, the phrase “Peaceful Coexistence” is inscribed on the abdomen of the bug.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026

If we made this tee shirt for @greatesttrek.com how many would you buy? Like for one shirt. Reskeet for ten shirts. Quote skeet other quantities.

It’s a mocked up photo of a man wearing an all over print tee shirt made to look like the shirt Riker wears to honor the head of the government on the planet Angel One in the TNG episode of the same name. It’s mostly teal with a plunging neckline simulated by the design having an illustration of a mostly bare hairy chest with one nipple out.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 21/09/2026

Why does noted senatorial dipshit John Fetterman have loads of pictures of toy tricorders from Star Trek on his website?

Google image search results listing many different images and videos of tricorders from Star Trek. There is a TNG era one on the first row, showing the belt clip on the back and then the top and front of a closed one in the next pic. On the next row down there is a detail shot of a medical tricorder mini playset box, and the back of a TOS era tricorder toy. These are all images listed as being hosted at johnfetterman.com and there are many more!

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 17/09/2026

“I know I do contract labor as a murderer for hire, but this workplace is getting a little bit toxic for my taste!”

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 17/09/2026

And the Emmy for best phone call reaction shot in a drama goes to…

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 12/09/2026

Go home grocery store beer fridges you’re drunk!

A grocery store beer fridge full of domestics but the top shelf is broken and at a super slanted angle, yet still supporting quite a few six packs.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 27/08/2026

Wake up, babe. New “if you have to ask” just dropped.

A YouTube thumbnail that’s asking “was I racist?” as a question dead loser Charlie Kirk is asking of himself.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/08/2026

Fuckin dickhead watch repair guy says this thing is a lost cause. Can’t tell time for shit. It’s right once a day MAYBE.

The corroded, verdigris encrusted Antikythera mechanism, mounted in a piece of plexiglass for display. It’s roughly trapezoid with a big circular central piece that appears to be a wheel mounted on a hub with four evenly spaced spikes that are at an angle to the mounting.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 24/08/2026

I just went on TikTok and the first video was immediately my favorite Star Trek fan film I’ve ever seen.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 24/08/2026

Ah yes, the rugged hands of a Star Trek podcaster.

My left palm. Mostly in decent shape but my fingers have calluses and a few burst blisters and cuts due to the demanding physical nature of my profession.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 17/08/2026

You’ve never wiped if you haven’t wiped cold.

The types of glass-footed beverage refrigerators that line the walls of bodegas and gas station convenience shops. This one is in a Brooklyn bodega, and you can see a bit of the next shelf forming this aisle. There are three fridge doors visible and behind all three are rolls of paper products like paper towels and toilet paper. The lights in the fridges are on, causing one to wonder if their other functions are also active. Like, is it even possible to turn on the lights but not the refrigeration unit? These are the questions that have bedeviled the philosophers for time immemiriam.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 14/08/2026

Love to see the party of fiscal responsibility go off like this.

A news app notification. There is an aerial picture of the White House ballroom construction scar. The text reads: “Top Stories abc NEWS
Trump appeals to Supreme Court to allow White House ballroom construction to continue” What a great use of tax dollars! Woo hoo!

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 09/08/2026

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the screen on the credit card reader in the back of a Las Vegas taxi cab.

It’s a pretty standard taxi card reader with a color screen on top and a button pad on the bottom. Michael Cohen is on the screen in a wood paneled room adorned with more than one large framed portrait of him. There is a chyron that reads When You Know, You Know.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 08/08/2026

Really hoping Bill and I can be Tuvixed.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 08/08/2026

Yeah I guess popping them with your fingers is free. Thanks!

A listing from Amazon Medical offering acne treatment at $0.00, and the picture is of a lady getting ready to pop a zit on her cheek with her fingies.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 04/08/2026

Extremely cursed new phrase just dropped.

A screenshot of an email from the Gusto payroll platform advertising an “AI Cash flow webinar”

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 02/08/2026

Tell me you’re worried about being shot at long range without telling me you’re worried about being shot at long range.

The bumper of a white pickup truck with a bumper sticker that reads “God Bless Our Troops...
Especially Our Snipers.”

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 01/08/2026

The spam screener in Hey email is based.

A listing for an email from Express TCG, and the screening options are

Yes, with a thumbs up
Fuck no! with a middle finger
Spam with a skull in a circle

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 31/07/2026

How did the people at Complex decide this nazi-ass graphic design treatment was the right choice for their…checks notes…music festival?

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 30/07/2026

And speaking of art, we didn’t have a visual element for the premiere, so I drew a bunch of pictures for it. Here are a handful!

An offline Federation runabout with a third nacelle mounted on top of it. It’s set against the backdrop of a starship boneyard. Starship hulls in various states of disrepair float lifelessly among scrap in a dark corner of space.

A Federation space station of the design seen in Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan. It’s at a slight angle leaning toward the right of the frame. Lights glow and an aperture appears to have blast doors partially open in the middle of the main structure.

A nebula class starship in orbit around a yellow sun. The ship is dimly lit, mostly from behind, but its lights and warp nacelles provide a little glow here and there making the shape of the squat starship dimly visible.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 30/07/2026

Today is a very exciting day for @greatesttrek.com because we are premiering a pilot for what might become a new show! An actual play Star Trek RPG! We’re calling it The Greatest Adventure! Supporters can tune in today at 2p eastern/11a pacific at greatest.supercast.com