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Bendytheboi

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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

i think we should take the word "proffer" out of the dictionary. it basically means "offer," just say that. dumbass word. get rid of it

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/12/2023

I wish I had half the confidence of any street goon trying to fight Spider-man. They watch him kick their friends 15 feet and stick them to a wall, do a pirouette and kick two guys in the head and they're still yelling "I'm gonna kill you, Spider-man!"

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/12/2023

If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing

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dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

i think twitter might be dying

A Screenshot of a headline from CNN on Twitter/X that reads:

"Almost one million people went missing last night" along with a screenshot of a creepy forest.

The replies are from a bunch of blue check accounts and read:

Darren Rogerrs: Good Stuff

Fighter Jet: Two puzzled Emojis

Danny1983: Joe Biden

Saved By HIM: What a crazy world we live in

Stoic van: Almost a million people gone missing wow they must be doing a magicians disapperance (cry laugh emoji)

Dave: eyes looking left emoji

Matt: Hello

On my own...: Ii need assistance. i am at 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ

rockoXVI: What a crazy world we live in

Screenshot of X timeline:

blue thumb: does anyone think this app has gotten strange lately
its over (reply): what do you mean

Pizza Huts: hey it's pizza huts (pizza emoji) reply with where you are right now

picture of dogs: hollywood is going downhill i swear...

(quote tweet of Discussing Film: Disney considering making another Marvel movie or perhaps a Star Wars. For more updates meet me at 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ)

Growers Groceries: We're throwing a christmas party and YOU'RE INVITED

SHOUT your address in the replies if you want in on this (christmas tree emoji)

(attached to the tweet is an image of a christmas invitation that reads:

"HO HO HO!!! Ready for some holiday fun? Games! Prizes! A Dr. Pepper. We'll even pick you up in a LIMO! 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ")

samara (reply): what in the kidnapping scam is this post

super paint sonic (reply): 3522 SOUTH LANE SLOCUM, IL 60056 UNIT 68

Screenshot of X:

grudge holder: i just looked up how many blue checks there are and lmao

(Image: "At least 891,693 users currently suscribe to X premium according to the data")

(quoted tweet from NBC: "Experts estimate a total of 891,963 people have been reported missing in the last 24 hours")

it's over (reply): but they're all still posting so much idk they seem fine

grudge holder (reply): do they?

Blue check account (reply): What a crazy world we live in

bee meeter: you should not give your address out to an account that has existed for one day in my opinion (quote tweet from super paint sonic giving out his address to Grower's Groceries, who joined in December 2023)

super paint sonic: i was worried about that too so i checked dw it's legit lol (image of DM between sps and growers groceries)

Growing Games: we're giving out FREE Playstation 5s today. come on down to our store at 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ

(image of a 3DS on ground)

Luigi 64 (reply): pick that up

Screenshot of X timeline:

grudge holder: those shady ads that keep coming up all belong to a company called Growing Graveyard. guess what else belongs to them now

(image that says: "Growing Graveyard is an American provider of funeral services as well as cemetery property. It's founder, The Long Legged Mortician has stated that the goal of the company was to "Grow the biggest graveyard of all time" He had himself buried alive in the Growing Graves Cemetery to "Add to the numbers"
Headquarters: 207 N Oakwood St, Madisonville AZ
Founder: The Long Legged Mortician (???-2023)
Subsidiaries: Growers Groceries, Growing Games, Pizza Huts, X")

quest psx (reply): have we been sold again

super paint sonic: the limo has arrived (sunglasses emoji)

(image of hearse)

bear and bird (reply): That is a hearse (heart emoji)

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