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Venture Socialist Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 13h
Add a photo you took of something good
Turtle
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I didn't think it was possible to be an unmitigated success at BOTH work and your personal life but BEHOLD:
Donald Featherstone (January 25, 1936 – June 22, 2015) was an American artist most widely known for his 1957 creation of the plastic pink flamingo while working for Union Products.[2] Featherstone resided in Fitchburg, Massachusetts,[3] where he kept 57 plastic flamingos on his back lawn.[4] Featherstone and his wife Nancy dressed alike for over 35 years.[3]
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Space x rocket launch as seen from my back yard
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just zoomed in on that "society when/if X happens" meme and I mean, did the patent run out on long leashes?
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sexy peppers
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@brekekekiwi.bsky.social you da real mvp
Bender hole
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And RANGE!
Waifujulie has followed me on blue sky dot com
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Curtains for zoosha?
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmao
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I like my doctor, but im not sure about the weekly prostate exams he keeps scheduling for me"
Grindr expands into telehealth
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This show slaps. Gonna go get blackout drunk and watch it again
Lion King show at Animal Kingdom
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who up pondering they orb?
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's "Frasier" but the title says "Its always rainy in Seattle"
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lazlo from what we do in the shadows
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
5% of the balance. Also, imagine the look on the waitress' face when I plunk down the Black Mickey card at Cinderella's Royal Table restaurant.
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So we are headed to Disney next week, due to months of meticulous planning by my wife. Then these Disney branded credit card offers arrive in the mail, and my free money is 150% higher than my wifes'. The patriarchy working as intended 😎🐹
Two disney credit card offers, one with a $500 credit and one with a $200 credit
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Following this lowbie, he might be somebody around here someday and I wanna get in on the ground floor. Also I thought it was Michael Ian Black at first.
@michael.bsky.team
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know i keep them thangs on me
Grilled Italian sausages Spaghetti with marinara sauce, Italian sausages, parm, and fresh basil
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wondermark By David Malki!
The cheetos chopsticks one
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Platonic Ideal:
Kevin Smith in giant jean shorts
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Best i can do:
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He looks great. We wash our dog and he begs to go roll in the grass.
Dog in front of fake fireplace, with Santa in a basket
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A beloved piece of West German equipment still working. I couldn't replace it's usefulness for less than 10k, I bet.
JD 1530 (1976?) running a rototiller
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sea lioning
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There, I fixed it.
The shitty, all-screen merc but i replaced the screen with sumerian cuniform tablets from the Finnish dude.
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now THIS is how you advertise a restaurant. Planning a trip to Rwanda just for the dumplings, but you gotta dress fresh
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
WTH YOU MEAN "RETRO"?!?! Are you calling me old, wikipedia?
Chicken in a Biskit is a popular retro baked snack cracker produced by Nabisco that was originally released in the United States in early 1964.
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
LEG DAY GANG RISE UP
A big meaty leg
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Laying out a 12 x 15 patio, hoping to get some quotes on concrete this week.
Some square white boxes painted in the grass behind a blue house
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
NO
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bandaids should come on a dispenser roll so you can get them one-handed. Somebody invent a bandaid refill for this thing. ⬇️ How am I supposed to open that tiny paper envelope when one hand is already profusely bleeding?!?!
Scotch tape dispenser
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
AND IN THREE DAYS SHE IS RISEN, MORE POWERFUL THAN WE COULD EVER IMAGINE
Tropical storm Dolly
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's the " 'silence, brand' crab with laser eyes meme" but it says silence and give me the cheese. This is humorous because it subverts the expectation that one would see on a post promoting some product.
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Here we fucking go again
Prednisone pack
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WOULD
1963 Lincoln Continental
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
T-800, arriving to our current time: "Yeah, yeah, Sarah Conner sure ill get to her. But first I gotta go see someone about something personal"
T-800 skull toilet
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who the hell is this for
Punisher sticker with autism puzzle pieces
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Frankenstein is seeing with the eyes of another, listening with the ears of another, feeling with the heart of another
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"You can dress nicely if you so choose" "OK BUT YOU FORGOT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE"
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Lorax (he speaks for the trees) (he also looks like the islanders new lighthouse logo)
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Great, now these assholes are here
Some crypto scammed promising to get my lootz back on x dot com the everything app
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don't know who wrote the Wikipedia page for Easy Cheese, but they were THOROUGH.
Therefore, the continuous phase of the oil-in-water emulsion has a greater contribution to the viscosity of the cheese product over than the discontinuous phase.[7]

Flow properties
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Easy Cheese exhibits pseudoplastic behaviors during extrusion of the product, which can be represented using the Herschel-Bulkley Model:

σ=Kγ˙n

This power law model represents a type of non-Newtonian fluid relating shear rate and shear stress with viscosity.[11] As cheese is pushed out of the can, shear rate increases causing a decrease in viscosity and higher flow rates of the material. In this case, the
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No.
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My dumb brother in law blocking the fireworks at the beach
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