🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 13hAdd a photo you took of something good 010 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I didn't think it was possible to be an unmitigated success at BOTH work and your personal life but BEHOLD: 020 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Just zoomed in on that "society when/if X happens" meme and I mean, did the patent run out on long leashes? 120 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 06/10/2026@brekekekiwi.bsky.social you da real mvp 010 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I like my doctor, but im not sure about the weekly prostate exams he keeps scheduling for me" 010 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This show slaps. Gonna go get blackout drunk and watch it again 010 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Who up pondering they orb? 190 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 20/09/20265% of the balance. Also, imagine the look on the waitress' face when I plunk down the Black Mickey card at Cinderella's Royal Table restaurant. 110 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So we are headed to Disney next week, due to months of meticulous planning by my wife. Then these Disney branded credit card offers arrive in the mail, and my free money is 150% higher than my wifes'. The patriarchy working as intended 😎🐹 270 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Following this lowbie, he might be somebody around here someday and I wanna get in on the ground floor. Also I thought it was Michael Ian Black at first. 030 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You know i keep them thangs on me 040 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He looks great. We wash our dog and he begs to go roll in the grass. 010 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A beloved piece of West German equipment still working. I couldn't replace it's usefulness for less than 10k, I bet. 030 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Now THIS is how you advertise a restaurant. Planning a trip to Rwanda just for the dumplings, but you gotta dress fresh 000 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 01/09/2026WTH YOU MEAN "RETRO"?!?! Are you calling me old, wikipedia? 010 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Laying out a 12 x 15 patio, hoping to get some quotes on concrete this week. 010 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Bandaids should come on a dispenser roll so you can get them one-handed. Somebody invent a bandaid refill for this thing. ⬇️ How am I supposed to open that tiny paper envelope when one hand is already profusely bleeding?!?! 010 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 27/08/2026AND IN THREE DAYS SHE IS RISEN, MORE POWERFUL THAN WE COULD EVER IMAGINE 1426 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Here we fucking go again 130 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 23/08/2026T-800, arriving to our current time: "Yeah, yeah, Sarah Conner sure ill get to her. But first I gotta go see someone about something personal" 110 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Who the hell is this for 363 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"You can dress nicely if you so choose" "OK BUT YOU FORGOT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE" 220 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Great, now these assholes are here 151 0
🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I don't know who wrote the Wikipedia page for Easy Cheese, but they were THOROUGH. 010 0