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@benchpressin.bsky.social
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Lvl 80 Dwarf Rogue. ☭

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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My first time on this app in months and this is the first thing I see Ya Allah…
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The anti-porn discourse on Twitter is frying my brain I had to escape that hellhole for a sec
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The “Jared Leto”-fication of Alex Olsen
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
ethel cain i need you so bad
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Kay Poyer do you fuck with dudes who live at home and drive a 2004 Toyota Camry?
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I feel like as I grow older people care about the Oscars more and more. I think I gotta become more of a movie person again
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Blueskussy
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Every time I take magnesium before bed I have a weird ass dream and wake up at 4:30 anyway so what’s the point
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin @miseryvulture.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Every trans person in America is more courageous than its soldiers. Every person of colour who is forced to navigate life in a country that treats them with open hostility is more courageous. Everyone in Minneapolis and beyond, refusing to allow armed goons to destroy their communities, is braver.
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Yes I have been thinking about this scenario for several days and needed to post about IDGAF
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Addison Rae’s feet and some whipped cream would fix me rn
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Hockey has some of the worst tourists ever right now. On one hand you have the Heated Rivalry fans who come in unaware of how genuinely homophobic, conservative, and “Old Boys Club”-ish the league is. Then on the other, you’ve got the influx of Post-Olympics Americans larping as fans.
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Been up since 4:30 man my sleep schedule is beyond fried
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Alright folks all this lib shit is done and over with we getting the leftists bad bitches and real niggas over here
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I will never fumble a Filipino woman again for as long as I live
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I need one of these World of Warcraft devs to hit my dm’s and let me know if it’s even worth leveling a SoD character right now or if they’re all getting wiped 😔💔
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I have GOT to start posting on here more I gotta free myself from twitter brainrot
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Who believes this shit
Trump says running Venezuela is putting America first
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This really is the American Century of Humiliation
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
McDavid shaved and the Oilers won
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a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a car .
ALT: a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a car .
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Every time I peep the Grammy nominations I get mad this immediately have to check myself and remember how stupid the whole thing has become
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A.L. Goldfuss @ghoulpus.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Watching the establishment Dems try to claim Zohran now is making my blood boil god damn this party is so pathetic
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Russell Wilson you are the Antichrist and you will pay for what you’ve done to my team
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/06/2025
it’s crazy how life for everyone has just gotten noticably worse immediately as trump became president again
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Janis Irwin @janisirwin.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Most Albertans, including healthcare workers, will now have to pay to get a COVID vaccine. Danielle Smith promised Albertans would never have to pay out of pocket for the medical treatment they need. She lied. Such a cruel, dangerous, anti-science, anti-public health decision. Make it make sense.
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Updated Bluesky and now my feed is libbed up again NOOOOOOOO
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Cowboys on opening night Cowboys on Thanksgiving Cowboys on Christmas probably WHEN WILL IT END????
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Stuart Skinner moving slow as molasses all god damn night I’m losing my mind
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Occasionally someone on here tries to "Come for me" but I'm simply too old to have online beef. You are a barking chihuahua and I am the silent oak tree (200 years old)
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The Preds couldn’t score on a net even if I put them in front of a firing squad holy moly
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Chaeyoung do you fuck with dudes who make $22.97/hr?
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The Oilers are playing a lil slow but the fact that we’re playing this well without McDavid, Leon, AND Skinner just goes to show how much better our depth is compared to past years
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/03/2025
if war with china starts i will willingly become chinese and a spy
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Methinks the Oilers will not be cooking this free agency
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The Preds are such a dumpster fire rn it’s genuinely breaking my heart
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
You ever bust a nut and rethink your entire life
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Natsuki Seba my goat my pookie my everything
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
every time I consider downloading dating apps I remember where I live and I just keep it moving
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Raiders are gonna be AFC Champs next season chat buy the stocks while they’re low
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Ashley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
this is for later of course
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Hitting up Costco at 9am just to grab one of those big ass pizzas >>>>>
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Calling Brock Purdy a potential overpay is the silliest shit I’ve seen bruh
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Being a Chicago Bulls fan must be painful I can’t lie
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
kid from the skatepark I used to give free boards and advice to now posts pics of himself with guns and weed on his story
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zay @benchpressin.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
man my job has been a shitshow since september and it keeps getting worse. thank god i’m part-time man
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