Sign in

🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢

@behemous.bsky.social
1.1K followers 759 following 29K posts

🔞 KINK STUFF AHEAD She/they Hey what if a mouse was like 14ft tall and really good at suplexing you Av by @spekkydoodles.bsky.social , header by various behemous.carrd.co

PostsRepliesMedia
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 1h
I once had to say "Hey give me two shifts off in a row this week" to my sbucks manager cause I had had nothing but single-day streaks being off which is actually illegal now I think about it
010
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 1h
OK yeah, Roadside Picnic is a masterpiece, it really came together in its final chapter I just feasted through there. Ough
001
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
Dvorakir @dvorakir.bsky.social · 1h
lets go bowling
519532
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 1h
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
16718
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h
Professor and Writer arguing if Marvel movies are Amazing or just Awesome
010
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h
Oh yeah, fuck, that's why I don't like this idea of Doctor Who for kids, it'll really fuck their allegories to shit.
120
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 3h
every fight on here looking like suck my dick and balls ⓘ Blocked
223713
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h
AC or DC, that is FUCKED.
110
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h
"[The M3 carbine] has a 6 volt battery pack with a transformer that boosts it to 20,000 volts" JESUS JEEEEESUSSSSS FUUUUUUCK OH MY GOD
110
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h
Forgotten Waepons claims the M3 setup is 34 pounds, which is 15.4kg, eat shit HK
010
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h
Having preferences? FINE. completely fine. But when someone goes "I like wine, not cider", I go "OH GOOD MORE CIDER FOR ME"
010
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h
No thanks, I actually do work.
120
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h
Mfers come up like "Oh why are you eating mash and pie? Oh why would you do that" I DUNNO, MAN. MAYBE I LIKE IT? AND THAT INFORMS WHAT I DO AND WHAT I WANNA DO AND CONSUME? bitch.
130
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h
If anyone asks why you're listening to a Spanish song or watching a soviet movie or watching anime subbed not dubbed you can instantly evaporate them.
350
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h
Me and my good coworker looked at each other and silently beamed the words "this Mfer said Gravilty" to each other. This guy later claimed ai could 'do' our jobs, lmao, cunt, fuck aff.
130
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h
One of the Bsky guys, probably phone pool, must have seen this and cried a bit about it.
130
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h
People need to be able to listen to foreign music and watch foreign films
140
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h
Okay Max Popenker's website claims the OICW is 6.8kg loaded, I bet my butt that the M3, with CAR BATTERY needed for the scope, is more.
110
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h
They said "we're big numbers" in the OTHER 20s, too.
020
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h
I'll try and get into that after I actually find out the M3's weight
010
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h
Cunt!
010
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h
All.
000
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h
I had something like this, "Oh I used clod or whatever ai to make this, it's great it's the future Oh it just said Gravilty on screen" like how the fuck do I know it's right if it got that shit wrong
140
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h
A thing of elegant beauty. God that shit must be 30 pounds.
110
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 4h
Jankass thermal sight on a superpremium rifle, hell yeah
220
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 4h
God, yeah, it sucks so bad.
010
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 4h
I didn't even make it htere, I dgaf, continuing the quest lmao
000
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 4h
OK time to test the new AI changes on Icebreaker in Tarkov and see if I'm gonna continue to throw my buttocks at it, I've only survived it like 2 times and beating the quest is like, the last thing I wanna do before I begin Escaping from Tarkov fr
210
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 7h
Le Wackisme
Wired app push notification 

New Frontier
3m ago
A French company claims its newest Al model, ‘Le Chonk,’ can compete with the
US and China
1340735
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
Cheetah Spottycat @cheetah-spottycat.bsky.social · 8h
39623
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 8h
Noise isn't an active threat! It's a PASSIVE threat!! Repeated exposure to noise is BAD! Headphones day.
110
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 8h
OSHA, or whatever health and safety flag you can fly, fuck out of there. Work from home, shit is flying? I'm at home.
110
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 8h
Yo I'm going to Oli, you want anything? Also yeah, it was massively awful on PvP, but PvE just lets me prance around as I like, I fuckin love it. But damn if Wedge isn't a machine.
010
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 8h
IF YOU PLAY FRIGHT TRAIN, YOU LIKE 'EM ALL! BICON! 🏳️‍🌈
040
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 8h
I'm hearing through the grapevine that Tarkov may have patched a superboss' vulnerability to smoke grenades and I'm fucking doomed holy fucking fuck that is the ONLY way to dink that monster his reactions are negative it's insane
120
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
TRASHFUTURE @trashfuture.bsky.social · 8h
We had a chance to speak with @gregk.co.uk of Blood Work about recent... legal happenings in the UK. Where we're not allowed to say things in specific terms. But you'll get the drift. www.patreon.com/trashfuture/...
05014
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 8h
IF YOU DON'T PLAY FRIGHT TRAIN, YOU LIKE MEN! IF YOU PLAY FRIGHT TRAIN, YOU LIKE MEN! MEN! DELTARUNE
180
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
WildArts Games @wildartsdevs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I found an ad for Fright Train in a 2006 gaming magazine! 😮 Just in time to celebrate over 400 reviews!!
Ad of a dog dressed in a white jacket with green straps. There is blood and a gun at his feet. The text reads "Man's best friend, zombie's worst nightmare". To the bottom left there's an ERSB Mature rating, and to the right Fright Train's logo.
41128327
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 9h
M32A2 Grungler which stands for Greande Releasing Underslung Neutral Gay Lesbian Enabler and Reader.
040
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
Spacey @spaceyeen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
72367689
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 19h



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
9683901873
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 18h
51264347
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 11h
I put English mustard on a burger a few times, it honestly rules.
030
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 11h
... Hiiii, hi brelly, hiiiiii, are you making biscuits?? Biscuits brelly??? Pushipushipushi~
030
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 12h
We're not whores of the government, or anyone else. Fuckin and sucking was the only thing, the only thing I was good at. But, at least I always fucked and sucked for what I believed in.
040
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
pumquinn pie 🎃 @bug-in-a-cage.bsky.social · 12h
all the world will be your fwb, prince with a thousand fwbs. and whenever they fuck you, they will suck you. but first, they must fuck you
183
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
Spookytoon 🎃 @meggatoon.bsky.social · 12h
The moment when the Sonic the Hedgehog discord server adds an art channel:
1164
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 12h
Brelly, the wildcard sub, does what she wants. I love it. <3
120
🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 12h
If you preface your message with -#, it'll be small!
160
Reposted by 🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢
tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 21h
447224404206