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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 9h

Oh no no, no, it was from 2007. It was just Weird.

🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 14h

OK I replaced my helmet in Tarkov with a robot one I also did the math and, like-for-like, switching to something in 7.62 would overweight me WAY more

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Wait no I can be funnier, white people when the fajitas are not even sizzling

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ah, fuck, not a bad overall time, though! I didn't do this on real steel I had save states and rewind, but, damn

Clear screen for Metroid Fusion. It reads:

Clear Time 2:31

Your rate for collecting items is 100%

See you next mission

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Attempt number 2 baybee, let's not draw a grenade while someone charges at us directly again

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Nothing like it, ever. Excellence in level design, and the best minimalist storytelling ever. Fuck you, it's perfect.

Super Metroid clear screen. It reads:

The operation was completed successfully

Clear time 01:42

Clear screen of Super Metroid. It reads "Produced by DEER FORCE of Team shikamaru"

Samus, in a bikini. I'm still not sure if this is exploitative or not.

Clear screen of Super Metroid. It reads: "your rate for collecting items is 81%"

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Did you forget? You can't forget. Not really. Not ever. But it's always good to remember. Electric Feel Friday.

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We smokin' symbiotes. Got four robot arms, shorty only has three vaginas. This shit ain't nothin to me, man.

Doc Ock smoking a cigarette after, I'm not shitting you, poisoning the world with a "if you take cocaine you die" poison

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Jankass thermal sight on a superpremium rifle, hell yeah

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I dooooo, and I ddiiiiiiiid, I loved this line.

Kris and Hari from Solaris, but I've put "watch Any Movie Online subtitles torrent stream free" over it as JAPES

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Look at this, don't worry, people are still real

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Update: there is no 'best' of the 2d Metroids, it's all up to taste. Each tastes and feels differently. But fuck does Zero Mission taste amaaazing. I skipped power bombs BTW, easiest skippable in the game, I figured that out when I was 12.

Metroid Zero Mission clear screen

Clear time
1:25:18

Your rate for collecting items is
62%

See you next mission!

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Decent time for 100% I reckon. Some of the shine tricks are fucked in this.

Metroid Dread clear screen

Hard mode
Clear time
6:52:52

See you next mission!

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Decent time for 100% I reckon. Some of the shine tricks are fucked in this.

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We say hello. We say how do. We say how do, ya bastard. We say goodbye. We say hello more than we say goodbye. People never really leave us. Black Arrow. Electric Feel Friday.

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

THE GAME DID THIS TO MY VIEW PORT, GAS MASK WHY YOU DO THIS

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A message from the CEO of Contrive Anthrodynamics.

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pour it. Shape it. Mix it with something else. Build it. Sculpt it. Shape it. Shape it. Shape it. Create it. Give it your love. Give it your hopes. Your dreams. Your wishes for a better world. But a better world already exists. Because of you. Electric Feel Friday

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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bought this shit for the cat, it's spinning feathers on a string on a stick, he is going fucking nuts

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