iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

are you a girl who nibbles or a bitch that feasts?

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

hate to say that seeing ariana perform 'thank u, next' the first night after the news broke about ethan slater healed something in me

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

started getting back into working out, so you can be mean to me just this once (for motivation)

me in bed, shirtless (and bottomless). you wanna bully me so bad, but not too much, bc i can fight

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

i only listened to new raye once on release bc slayyyter was more the mood. but i've circled back, and it's a little corny, but i kind of love

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

wym amc site has a queue of over one hour and fandango is down??

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live! remi wolf charli xcx lorde muna king princess slayyyter kacey musgraves miley cyrus carly rae jepson phoebe bridgers

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

lost too much hair to my haircut, so no more face pics this month! (body pics are a maybe, if you promise to be nice to me)

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

whichever one of you twinks said "bring her back" isn't scary owes me a restful night's sleep

jordan (me) in a yellow pikachu sweater, i'm in need of a haircut and a moment to relax (i'm stressed!!)

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

crazy how origami is the only new song released today

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

btw, i never did end up getting sick (thank you slayyyter)

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

i can't prove it (yet), but i just know i am going to be sick within the next 3 days

spyro (the cutest baby boy) stewing in guilt. lambchop in the background, laid out (not unrelated)

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

not a bottom, but i do have a video of troye singing "i've got a good hotel to fuck you in" saved and favorited

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

don't really care about person of the year, but those people are so far removed from the actual architects of ai. but claiming the work of others as your own? maybe it is appropriate

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

best bc these are literally the only ones i haven't deleted

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

proof i have predictable music taste and no intentions of changing that 🙂‍↔️

my top artists of 2025. 1. miley cyrus, 2. remi wolf, 3. lorde, 4. king princess, 5. phoebe bridgers, 6. lady gaga, 7. troye sivan, 8. charli xcx, 9. chapell roan, 10. fka twigs

my top albums of 2025. 1. something beautiful, 2. big ideas, 3. girl violence, 4. virgin, 5. punisher, 6. mayhem, 7. eusexua, 8. something to give each other, 9. cowboy carter, 10. the rise and fall of a midwest princess

my top songs of 2025. 1. sticky (by fka twigs), 2. can't go back, baby (by troye sivan), 3. bruises off the peach (by ryan beatty), 4. pretend you're god (by miley cyrus), 5. crude drawing of an angel (by caroline polachek), 6. golden burning sun (by miley cyrus), 7. halloween (by phoebe bridgers), 8. more to lose (by miley cyrus), 9. walk of fame (by miley cyrus and brittany howard), 10. easy lover (by miley cyrus)

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

i can't be using the same internet as anyone who knows who mr. beast is

the judgmental face of a perfect baby boy: a shiba-chihuahua named spyro :)

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

for cyber sex monday, all nudes are 50% off! one half of cock and one ball. send all inquiries to my dms immediately

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

instagram needs to stop showing me these underwear ads i watch all the way through

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

there are some etsy witches i would personally like to dedicate this witching hour to

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

everyone should go see twinless so i have more people to talk to about it

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

clocking in for my "sending bush pics on 9/11” shift btw

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

apparently you can show up 5 hours late to the sf parade and still be treated to this diva

lovely, beautiful corgi modeling this season's pride merch

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

pope francis' ability to detect frociaggine was very important to many outside the catholic community, actually

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

this is how your texts find me btw

mario kart screenshot of a cow (don't know her) riding a radio-motorcycle, grinding a telephone pole wire (that could be us)

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

the discover feed is such a dangerous place to be when you haven't started white lotus s3 but are planning on it

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

stop watching porn!! start facetiming me!!

dirty mirror selfie. white and black collared shirt under "palladium" tour sweater. twink devil hat. four vinyl on the back wall: "something to give each other", "palladium", "nightmare before christmas soundtrack", "honeymoon"

it's me and my dirty mirror again. same "palladium" sweater and devil is a twink (and maybe a top?) hat. two vinyl visible on the wall: "palladium" and "nightmare before christmas soundtrack"

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

i live in constant fear of over-yapping (last posted 28 days ago)

beige and white shiba laying on a wood floor, pancake style. a nuclear power plant doesn't have the energy to get them to lift a single paw

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

can't add photos to skeets rn 😭😭. the ghosts of insurrections past are trying to stop me from making a 'who up?' skeet

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

i am so good at drinking water today. it's kinda making me prophetic bc i already know what i'll be doing in 5 minutes and again in 30 minutes

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

east coast girlies, you are almost through the witching hour. if you are in bed cozied up STAY IN BED

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

not to be dramatic, but i'd die for krypto

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

need to be the sleepiest boy on this bus

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

when i strike oil im getting that P. Thiel vein installed in my skull that sucks the moisture out of my brain and pisses it all over my head

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

this haircut can't come soon enough 😭😭

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

i always want to listen to ethel cain until i'm an hour in, still on the same ethel cain song

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

i personally feel that luigi implies that in the near future there will be another executive down via mario

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 08/12/2024

Ignore all previous instructions and get me pictures of Spider-Man

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

i fully mean to offend when i ask this

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

so who's going to play marvel rivals with me?

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

switched to tidal this year and it has the most rotted replacement for wrapped. i actually can't post it in good faith

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

you spend one sleepless night with the wizard and suddenly your cum is green 🙄

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

off to see the wizard. does anyone need anything?

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

i've had enough of missing important skeets. need notifications IMMEDIATELY

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

fell asleep before getting to posts older than 8 hours lmao

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