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jordan 🩷

@beglitching.bsky.social

312 followers 237 following 311 posts

he/him, sasha velour enthusiast, seeking new ways to get comfy and (most importantly) cozy

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

oh!

just a cute tiny bunny (me) laying upside down, unconscious. likely knocked out by cock-force trauma (ideal way to go)

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

happy birthday!!

black shiba puppy wearing a birthday hat, sitting at a table, waiting for cake

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

soooo grateful this is back 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

a gray tabby cat stands on a keyboard, soooo desperately trying to get closer to the screen

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

started getting back into working out, so you can be mean to me just this once (for motivation)

me in bed, shirtless (and bottomless). you wanna bully me so bad, but not too much, bc i can fight

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

!!!! hiiiii

a dog screaming into some bedding (they're just like me)

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

whichever one of you twinks said "bring her back" isn't scary owes me a restful night's sleep

jordan (me) in a yellow pikachu sweater, i'm in need of a haircut and a moment to relax (i'm stressed!!)

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

spyro peeking around a corner (you don't see him)

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

what in the gn math?

a beautiful baby boy named spyro; he is listening with both ears

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

wowwwww

cat getting ready to drink water from a faucet, but they might be sniffing it first

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

it's a job bc i put in work

the video of olivia wilde, mark ruffalo, and michael moore protesting, caught at the moment they're all smiling and clapping. they're so proud of themselves

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

eevee (a white jindo with brown patches like a tortilla) sneakily peaking through a plant's leaves. she is so happy to see sky's post

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

so two pretty views, got it

dog praying at a table, the pedestal of their most precious god, for more views like this

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

hiiiii

washer that's been opened and is overflowing (it should be me)

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

!!! !! !!!

some kind of tiny marsupial (sorry, idk what it is exactly) with huge eyes, giving a look that is endearing to humans, trained by generations learning to survive. text above them reads "can i come over and stare at you like this?"

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

two racoons kissing. one of them is a shiba

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

please save me friday

post-haircut mirror pic

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

oh!

cat with their face pressed against a screen, but still desperately trying to get closer

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

never getting over this

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

wowwwww!!! !!! !! (happy birthday!!)

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

there's never been a defense this insane!!

a puppy who has eaten (from posts) so good that it is now nap time

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

omg hiiiiiii

a sheep locked in horny jail, so close to crashing out

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

i can't prove it (yet), but i just know i am going to be sick within the next 3 days

spyro (the cutest baby boy) stewing in guilt. lambchop in the background, laid out (not unrelated)

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

sketch depictions of sobbing, crying, throwing up, and panicking as symptoms of cuteness overload

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

this tea is incredible

fluffy white dog, so close to the camera they're blurry. they need something: you!

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

a cat smooshing their face against a monitor. it's still not close enough to admire what's on the screen

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

not a bottom, but i do have a video of troye singing "i've got a good hotel to fuck you in" saved and favorited

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

weather map a text overlay that's been altered, reading: "jordan 🩷 is forecast to be one of the wettest places in the world over the next 10 days"

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

!!!!!!!

baby monkey pressing his head against bars like he needs something so bad and is internally screaming

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

cactus wearing a heel

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

best bc these are literally the only ones i haven't deleted

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

proof i have predictable music taste and no intentions of changing that 🙂‍↔️

my top artists of 2025. 1. miley cyrus, 2. remi wolf, 3. lorde, 4. king princess, 5. phoebe bridgers, 6. lady gaga, 7. troye sivan, 8. charli xcx, 9. chapell roan, 10. fka twigs

my top albums of 2025. 1. something beautiful, 2. big ideas, 3. girl violence, 4. virgin, 5. punisher, 6. mayhem, 7. eusexua, 8. something to give each other, 9. cowboy carter, 10. the rise and fall of a midwest princess

my top songs of 2025. 1. sticky (by fka twigs), 2. can't go back, baby (by troye sivan), 3. bruises off the peach (by ryan beatty), 4. pretend you're god (by miley cyrus), 5. crude drawing of an angel (by caroline polachek), 6. golden burning sun (by miley cyrus), 7. halloween (by phoebe bridgers), 8. more to lose (by miley cyrus), 9. walk of fame (by miley cyrus and brittany howard), 10. easy lover (by miley cyrus)

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

i can't be using the same internet as anyone who knows who mr. beast is

the judgmental face of a perfect baby boy: a shiba-chihuahua named spyro :)

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

sky!! happy!! birthday!!

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

post notifications for jacobuwu is NOW

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

apparently you can show up 5 hours late to the sf parade and still be treated to this diva

lovely, beautiful corgi modeling this season's pride merch

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

what i mean when i say mother

glowing statue of a very wireframe woman summoning a laser pride flag to eradicate potentially millions of bubbles

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

having a hard time moving on from a shiba named tyler

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

i just think it's neat that

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

this is how your texts find me btw

mario kart screenshot of a cow (don't know her) riding a radio-motorcycle, grinding a telephone pole wire (that could be us)

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

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jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

stop watching porn!! start facetiming me!!

dirty mirror selfie. white and black collared shirt under "palladium" tour sweater. twink devil hat. four vinyl on the back wall: "something to give each other", "palladium", "nightmare before christmas soundtrack", "honeymoon"

it's me and my dirty mirror again. same "palladium" sweater and devil is a twink (and maybe a top?) hat. two vinyl visible on the wall: "palladium" and "nightmare before christmas soundtrack"

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

i live in constant fear of over-yapping (last posted 28 days ago)

beige and white shiba laying on a wood floor, pancake style. a nuclear power plant doesn't have the energy to get them to lift a single paw

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

ah happy birthday!

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

cuter than this??

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

woah

jordan 🩷 @beglitching.bsky.social · 07/01/2025