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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Every single Gavin sketch. Simon and Hecubus. Bruce Caused Cancer.

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fuck yeah, we getting benefactors and patronage back! All hail Medicis!

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Y'all, I live in Minneapolis and don't even like IPAs but I'm still going to this.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Walked by the toddlers on the playground on my way into work and one of them excitedly screamed “THE BETH! THE BETH!” and that is now how I’d like all of you to react when I enter a room.

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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I have decided that Dolly Parton and Tim Curry are the far swing of a pendulum. They have closed up the tear of absurdity that opened up when David Bowie and Prince left. Things will gradually start to get less stupid and horrifying from here on out. I will not be taking any questions.

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most (off the top of my head): 5) "Mmmmm floor pie!" 4) "Awwwww 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut." 3) "You're cut too, shushy!" 2) "Yay sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" 1) "Who shot who in the what now?"

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

One of the reviews from our shows up north declared "the dirtbag opera scene is alive and well." (complimentary) Dirtbag Opera Scene is our new cast trivia name.

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Bump. Come to my show and then let’s smoke weed on the beach.

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Back from opera preview tour and starting shows in the metro on Thursday! Also, Sunday is at Hidden Beach, which means.... TC Bsky Weed Club: Opera Edition Sunday, August 23, 5:15ish? Come to the show beforehand at 3:00 pm - free will donation!

mixedprecipitation.org

Summer 2026 – Mixed Precipitation

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I voted early cause I'm headed up north for opera tour today, but consider this as you head to your polling place. Also, lol this is Bluesky, everyone I follow is already voting for Peggy!

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Pickup Truck Opera opens TONIGHT! Come see opera (and 90s rock covers) in the park at one of our 22 performances in the metro and greater Minnesota; runs through September 13! mixedprecipitation.org/summer-2026/...

2 Pickup Truck Opera performers back to back in western inspired costumes, with text "Meet Me At The Opera"

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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 07/08/2026

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Photographers of local TC Bluesky, who could do a reasonably priced quick shoot for headshots ASAP, like tomorrow or Monday? My old one still has long hair so my pic for the show right now is a selfie from Solid Sound where I may or may not be on acid.

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Also, TC Bsky Weed Club has been on hiatus because of my schedule for this show, but there is a performance at Hidden Beach so maybe we could schedule one after!

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Hey, I'm in one of these things (Pickup Truck Opera) and you should come see it! Preview is this Saturday but lots more opportunities over the next month or so. Thanks for the shoutout @racketmn.com!

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Happy birthday to an influential album for high school Beth! I'm currently reading Juliana's memoir and identifying with her even more.

Album cover for "Become What You Are" by The Juliana Hatfield Three

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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Pope Leo received singer and songwriter Patti Smith in private audience this morning. The Pope and Smith are both Chicago natives. She was accompanied by @antoniospadaro.bsky.social, undersecretary for the Vatican's Dicastery for Culture and Education.

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Just called the Radio K line to request a song, literally any song, just STOP TALKING.

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Jimothy Trashman @jimothysays.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

BLESSED ARE THE SONS OF BITCHES FOR THAT INCLUDES MOST OF US

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The only thing to mourn today is the loss of Seth Meyer's Lindsay Graham impression. I will miss the cries of "MEEMAWWW!"

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

oh, man, this is great. finally a Senate candidate without a bunch of skeletons in his closet. hear he did really well with the big storm a couple years back

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

LOL. My actual therapist is on maternity leave right now so I’m currently untethered and it’s going about as well as having Eric Andre as my therapist would.

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Chocolate peanut butter. The kind with peanut butter ripple, not PB cups, but I'm not mad at that either.

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

@punsultant.bsky.social, a few months ago you posted about a new weirdo front yard (possibly animal/dino) sculpture in NE? Where that at? I'm putting together a list.

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Set up on the north side of the beach on the back behind the tables and grills.

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Okay, we're gonna try this again, for America! Friday, July 3: Let Weedom Ring! TC Bsky Weedup at Cedar Lake East Beach* (Hidden Beach), 3:00 pm. I'll be the one with the lowrider lawn chair and the Temu Volcano vape. *I gave up on trying to find the People's Patio but maybe you can help?

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

There are worse ways to spend a summer’s eve than listening to Wilco and Billy Bragg under the stars on the grounds of an old repurposed factory in the Berkshires.

Wilco and Billy Bragg onstage at Solid Sound Festival

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

tell me five random things you love (that aren’t people or pets) 1. Bit O’Honey 2. Attempting to interpret toddlerspeak 3. A vacation nap before dinner 4. Ouija radio 5. Corrections, a Late Night With Seth Meyers online-only short form feature

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Sorry if anyone showed up last week; I couldn’t find The Patio. But @stellagarp.bsky.social and I are determined to make this a real thing, so let one of us know if you want in!

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Look, I just want my guns to shoot weed, okay? Is that too much to ask for?

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Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing) @beffgus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Dudes, I was originally being half-facetious with this, but tomorrow looks gorgeous so what I'm saying is, see you at the Cedar Lake People's Patio for the inaugural meeting of TC Bluesky Weed Club tomorrow?

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