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PREORDER MY DEBUT BOOK OF COMICS: publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/b… Signed comic prints: beetlemoses.bigcartel.com

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 9h

NYC signing event last night was unreal. See you tomorrow in Austin, TX!

Big crowd of awesome people waiting to get their books signed

The audience at my Q&A

Me and my friend Kyle in the green room before the signing

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me showing an early hominid a comic from my book

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The reviews are pouring in!! Love you guys!

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Somebody order a yousa?

Buff jar jar

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Happy pub day for my debut book of comics. I am assembling a suit

Me in a battle suit armor constructed from my books

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He kinda looks like me as a kid (On the right)! hope you guys love the book!

Me and my brother in ‘99

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My NYC signing event sold out tickets! If you’re thinking of attending the Austin, Miami, LA, Portland, or NC events - I’d secure those tix a$ap

Screenshot of sold out event page for my NYC signing

SOLD OUT!!! 🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎆🎇

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My book of comics is out in…

2 DAYS. (Me holding a copy of my hardcover collection of comics)

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My book is out in 9 days!!

Beetle Moses: A Comics Menagerie, my debut hardcover collection of comics, is out October 6th. In this photo, you can see it erupting from my chest like a baby alien. I recovered from my wounds but only barely

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Michael Jordan spraying champagne

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a small group of friends is hanging out indoors. Two guys are on the couch, holding video game controllers. A third guy steps into the room and says, “can someone move their car?” Panel 2: he continues, “there’s an impossible device blocking me.” In the driveway, a beige car is parked in front of a glossy, unfathomable biomechanic vehicle. Panel 3: back in the video game room, a spindly, three-eyed alien creature steps from across the room with a car key in hand. The alien says, “that’s me, bro— I’ll move.” One of the guys on the couch throws up his hands because the alien is blocking the TV.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Co-signed because that was some real shit you just said

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Small Press Expo was absolutely incredible. Thank you to everyone who stopped by my table. For some reason the only photo I took all weekend was of this bagel. If you took any pics with me or of my table, will you share them with me?

Bacon egg and cheese on everything bagel, an invention I came up with entirely on my own. Any time someone orders one of these I receive a $0.05 royalty

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Come find me at table W40 at SPX all weekend!

I’m at SPX - Table W40 in the corner!

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Holy crap Lois that sold out fast. More book bundle tickets have been added to the NYC event!

Beetle Moses book signing event in NYC - screenshot of sold out book bundle tickets. But good news, P&T Knitwear has added more on the website!

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a group of friends are chatting in front of a record player playing music through some speakers. Friend 1 sticks his thumb at the speakers and says, “yeah, dude. This band is washed up.” Panel 2: standing among the group is a badly decaying beaked whale carcass holding a can of beer. Two other friends in the group look disappointedly at friend 1. They interject: “whoa, man.” “You can’t say that.” Panel 3: Friend 1 shrugs sheepishly and says, “it’s a phrase!” One of the girls puts a caring hand on the arm of the whale carcass. The carcass reassures her calmly, “I’m fine…”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

NYC!!!! My book launch party is only a month away! RSVP just went live… gonna fill up quick - would love to see you there!

Beetle Moses: A Comics Menagerie book launch/signing event in NYC on Oct 8th! Doors 6:30. RSVP at the link below!

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m tied with big Z

Zohran Mamdani and Beetle Moses currently tied at #95 most influential bluesky poster, with 62 votes each

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Two panel comic. Panel 1: Close-up view of a hand holding a phone with instagram open. The image on screen is a horrifyingly crusty, borderline demonic little dog, with a caption below that reads: “Fly high Taquito 🕊️❤️” Panel 2: the man holding the phone exhibits a face of mild shock at the sight of Taquito.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Different strokes

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a metalhead rocker dude with long hair strums a guitar enthusiastically alongside loud music. The posters around him are a bunch of power metal acts such as Lips, CMYK, and Sure. There are beer bottles and cans littered around. Panel 2: his downstairs neighbor is a different type of metalhead. He’s got a shaved head, a neutral, clean apartment with an organized record collection, and memorabilia for death/doom metal acts such as Ick, Filth, and Girth Rate. Mildly annoyed, he removes his headphones and glances up at the ceiling, from which his neighbors loud music is emanating.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

BOOK SIGNING TOUR

I’M IN YOUR AREA. I will be touring to do in
-person signings for my upcoming book, Beetle Moses: A Comics Menagerie. The dates are as follows:
NYC (LAUNCH PARTY!) - P&T Knitwear - 10/8
Austin, TX - Austin Books and Comics - 10/10
Miami, FL - Books & Books - 10/18
Culver City, CA - Village Well Books - 10/23
Los Angeles, CA - Soap Plant / Wacko - 10/24
Portland, OR - Rose City Comics - 10/30
Durham, NC - NC Comicon - 11/14-15
(More dates TBD)

Please stay tuned as those RSVPs go live in the next week!

If you live anywhere from Alabama to Zanzibar and you’re interested in getting my book into your local bookstore: contact or go to your preferred shop, give them the ISBN number of my book: 9798881610579 and ask them to include it in their next order.

Can’t wait to see you there!

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Drawing comics can take you places. It’s definitely really her

Email I got that says “ Dear Harris Fishman, I hope you are doing well. My name is Sandra Bullock, and I am”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We are number one yet again folks. Much love!! ♥️

Beetle Moses: A Comics Menagerie #1 in New Comic Releases - Preorder your copy today to make sure you get a first edition!

Michael Jordan with a cigar

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Thanks for reading!

Consider supporting my comic by preordering a copy of my awesome debut collection of comics, or becoming a member of my Patreon!

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

(5/5)

Page 14: The man looks at his sleeping dog, Sadie. She is marked with spots of the new color. Man: “It’s… so beautiful.” Alien 1&2 are laughing. Alien 1: “Alright– chill, man. That’s one– we got six more.”

Page 15: Man: “Six??” Alien: “Keep this.” It hands the man the little paper-wrapped new color. “We found six more humans to give the remaining colors. Maybe someday you’ll meet. Maybe your grandkids will meet.”

Page 16: Alien: “No rush. Goodbye.” The two aliens float straight up through the ceiling, with a “zhoop.” The man stares up at the ceiling, bewildered.

Page 17: The man looks closely at the wrapped paper envelope. “For now…” The paper envelope sits in a messy drawer of clothes. “It’s mine. It can just be mine for now.” The man is outside walking Sadie at sunset. Interwoven in the clouds are spots of the new color.