Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 8hAll these guys will have ended up making C-3PO. Imagine an EU short story about a cult of engineer aliens who convinced themselves they invented God when they first heard C-3PO say “My word!!?” 030
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 15hLook at this stupid house John McEnroe is selling. Gotta tear this shit down yesterday 4220
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 15hWanda when they were grinding out there on the dance floor u know those kids weren’t actually consummating anything 150
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 17hIt’s very funny watching this bona fide future boondoggle go through the motions of “approval”. You can see everyone mailing it in, like no one even pretends to think this thing will end in anything but big holes and lawsuits. 030
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 17hIt’s gratifying to see Cormac McCarthy’s rapid postmortem descent into public consciousness/esteem category level of, say, Terry Southern or Henry Green. Oh yeah that guy. He had that weird thing he did. Was he doing a bit or something? How funny ppl loved this guy. Yeah he was sure something. 1100
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh also Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater. 130
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 07/10/2026John Dos Passos. Krazy Kat. Richard Beck’s “Homeland”. Marilynne Robinson. Romare Bearden’s “Odyssey.” I mean gotta go with “Appalachian Spring”. “The Right Stuff” (movie). Isaac Julien’s “Looking for Langston”. “The Last Tycoon”. Grant Wood but not Andrew Wyeth. Elizabeth Catlett entire oeuvre. 160
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is my favorite post you’ve ever posted 050
Reposted by Mr. Always Thinking About Promrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 06/10/2026husbands and wives are still emailing each other in the fiction printed in the new yorker 1654
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026God attempt at badinage so bad I have to block you and I’m the one who started it 000
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Good one Aryeh do the Joan didion reply next time. I can script the twelve different things you think are funny because they once made Leon laugh. Which you only heard about third hand. 100
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Aryeh what’s it like being like 42 years old and still carrying urself like an intern trying to seek the approval of an imagined New Republic staffer from 1997. 100
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Meta-irritation about AI design coming into real life is like: you couldn’t take 2 seconds to add one human layer of gloss so that I wouldn’t know right away you used AI? And you’re that self-centered to fail to see everyone else can clock it? “Time savers” always just end saving lazy idiots’ time. 050
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don’t know what “macros” are in food and I had never even heard of Jeffrey Archer before reading his obit. Gonna keep this thread going to document by bona fide ignorance. 040
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It is an honor to be deformed by your family. What—pass through life like a marble run? 090
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Scott Fitzgeralds handwriting LMFAAAOOOO 060
Reposted by Mr. Always Thinking About PromTravis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It would be really funny if this was him accidentally leaking classified assessments of new Iranian ballistic missile capabilities 13913
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just had to use a rake in the basement. Not ideal. 1110
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m not allowed to say this but I ghostwrote the upcoming Orphans of Mossflower and this time the rats win. 080
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m sending best wishes to all of your caretakers, nurses, and support staff. 230
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The 1pm meeting is a foul meeting. 080
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think Fitzgerald loved all his men and when they do bad things it feels like when you had to make your favorite action figure be a bad guy for a grand play session. 010
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Action Needed: You Have to Move Right Now a Boulder is Falling 1171
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Almost tempted to think this is a scenario populated by morons 060
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Another child’s cubby had an old spotter model of a “USSR bomber”. Strange comfort item. M4 Bison it seems like. 040
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They all look like garbage pail kids 050
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lmfao buddy I think I know why you aren’t getting any campus visits 020
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026God damn lmfao every single one of my friends’ families from out “in the country” growing up. Please please god do not give me the fading plastic Ryno cup. 020
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Don heavy wool jacket Don heavy wool cap Cast ‘warm’ self Drink cider Wield fire lance 130
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Get on that spritz boat and go spritzatura mode 010
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Here’s a conspiracy theory: some firefighter on 9/11 rolled up that big Miro tapestry and went home early with it before the tower buried everything. And he was right to do it. 030
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think I had one who owned a ceramics plant in Austria that gave everyone there flamboyant cancers. 030
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I enjoy your dreaming/thinking about all of this maybe immanentizing the unforeseen. Like maybe this global mist of heat-seeking intelligence built to sell products will also accidentally yield up a look at Freudian black matter. 130
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Terrific thank you. Btw what’s up with that egregious typo on the cover in the link the blurb from Ondaatje. Or am I ignorant of a term…?? 100
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Net negative on cultural products” Have you ever seen any of these guys say anything new 030
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s a fun one for crowd watching/listening. Everyone loves Mary Cassatt. 010
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also her hair even in these little prints is so unnecessarily good. What a specialty. 121
Mr. Always Thinking About Prom @beepthief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No one ever captured this specific type of contact like Mary Cassatt 170
