Reposted by posting expertSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026how i’m logging on 5324
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is exactly why skip needs to mask. The skeets are permeating all barriers 010
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The new variant of Covid can be transmitted via posts 243
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026wow im so sick. Covid still sucks big time. I haven’t had it in like 3 years. I think this is my 4th go of it 1130
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026yeah I’m pretty sure they allow for self insertion if you ask a few times 010
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh no that is so unfortunate and also wild that you got the flu instead. Is it possible to have both? Probably. Idk. But my husband and I are shooting a wedding Sunday so he’s not allowed to get sick and I must Get Better 100
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is sooo inconvenient I hope you get to the booster before the booster gets to you 110
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026skin is glowing though I look beautiful and frail which is very Victorian chic of me. Charmed the nurse big time-yes girl let it out! Tell me about how you hate it here and are quitting. Omg yes you have a job offer already?! That’s awesome what if my husband cut the line and joined me in this room? 130
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My sister works in a hospital and says she’s seeing it way more than the regular flu lately. I think trump should give me five thousand dollars about this 120
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Having covid in 2026 is gauche. It should be RSV or something respectable 280
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Thought it was the flu because I’ve been puking big time and my throat isn’t bothering me much. Woe is me 180
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m not allowed near a lighter anymore so this seems easier 000
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 Had olive oil in there but no bread. A fool I am 010
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sometimes you eat a can of sardines and olives and pepperoncinis for dinner and then your tummy hurts ? 1100
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026and in the chamber of secrets? rokos basilisk 080
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026[INTO MICROPHONE] We should abolish the death penalty [CROWD BOOS] Uhh except for the most heinous of criminals of course [CROWD CHEERS] Like those who commit war crimes and genocide [CROWD BOOS] Uhhh I mean, like civilians [CROWD CHEERS] 091
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t think we should be cheering for the state to kill people. Brave, I know 190
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It could be like the ending shot of breaking bad but except it’s me in an open field and instead of dying I just have a really heavy period but it looks cinematic like I’m bleeding out as if I were gutted by a boar… but then I could get up and walk home when I finish crying wow that would go crazy 080
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imagine bleeding out in the snow to the streets of whiterun I bet that would feel so good 190
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know I’m about to get my period because I really want to cry but I haven’t been able to in months so I put on the Skyrim soundtrack to induce it . Come forth ye tears 190
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Being recorded the whole time makes me want to shit in my hand and throw it at the camera, I’ll give you something to look at, 060
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Was certain I was going to fail my first a&p exam, been stressing for a week and haven’t slept in two days (for other reasons) but I think I got a B unless they take points off for swearing and your husband making a smoothie. And I’m ok with that 150
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The worst thing you can do is be sleepy. You are a bad person for being sleepy with it 062
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026At least I can say my constant fatigue and brain fog and low energy and poor workout recovery are from like, shit ferritin and an autoimmune disorder.and not from me being Lazy and Thus Evil 171
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026very funny that my doctor was like “you are sooo healthy! yay! :DD” and then I sent her my blood work and she immediately was like “ok you probably need an iron infusion and I’m referring you to endo for possible hashimotos and also you will need to start a statin :3” 1171
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026no you shouldn’t self diagnose don’t be ridiculous. But I should, because right now im looking at 3/3 170
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m just kidding. they go for an important mission and you were A fool to believe otherwise #family 080
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026in fast and furious they go to the moon to drag race 2100
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026happy husband and wife day to me and my husband 190
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a bidet and a salt lamp night light ? yea i could be here a while 061
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026best feature of my house is the little electric heater in the bathroom wall so I can be cozy while I watch tiktoks on the toilet 150
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026bluesky should add voice memos I have a lot to say 1110
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I never check DMs because they’re usually weird but there is an option on Twitter to hold down a message and read part of it without it being marked as read so I did that and it only solidified me in my position to not read DMs 090
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ed Sheeran I have an idea. You have to eat a bucket of wasps and the.n I’ll tell you the next part 1523
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026husband starts his new job tomorrow everyone say good luck posting husband 3121
