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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 47m
Was just in a meeting where some random guy spent ten minutes insisting that this is backwards and we should all be using Copilot to edit everything down. (I'm not in publishing but it's happening in comms too.)
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 4h
2026-2026
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 5h
Last day!
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 9h
Recently found out a friend is also a rock hoarder and then days later I learned about Karen Donovan's love of rocks. www.cranstononline.com/townnews/geo...
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Between a Rock and a Reading Place
We see them every day, on the beach or in the woods or in our backyards. But how often do we think about the rocks that surround us?
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Brianna Ashby @briannaduggan.bsky.social · 9h
I love it when my genetically encoded New Englandness takes control in the fall and my google searches are like, "12 golden retrievers in a wood paneled Jeep," "L.L. Bean duck boots for ducks," "full body wool swaddle (adult)," "how to eat pumpkin for every meal," "Ralph Lauren 90s grouse sweater"
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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 20h
he looks like the part in a Cronenberg movie right before a guy‘s face morphs into something crazy
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 21h
Going with this one because I bought the CD single for 99 cents in a bargain bin way after the fact and also more people should know this song. youtu.be/c2DTvKGZXaM?...
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Seaweed: Losing Skin
YouTube video by Matt Harkins
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 21h
When a local public library posts content with captions that are, uh, let's say ChatGPT-inspired.
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 22h
Just finished The Typing Lady and while I didn't love it holy cow were the two longest stories good.
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has anyone tried Ice Cream for Bears?
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey little squirrel is your daddy home?
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will be on time for my 10am meeting I will be on time for my 10am meeting I will be on time for my 10am meeting I will be on time for my 10am meeting I will be on time for my 10am meeting I will be on time for my 10am meeting I will be on time for my 10am meeting I will be on time for my 10am mee
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am still in bed which is bad but someone just drove down my street cranking Oochie Wally.
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Hard Day's Night The Wicker Man Secrets and Lies Death of a President The Duke of Burgundy
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looked at Facebook and a kooky person that I always liked but haven't seen since 2008 has started a new business and you will never guess what it is. (She lives in Portland, Oregon.)
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty Fly for a White Guy: The Jeff Goldblum Story
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know how many people in Providence remember Michael Kurt but his dog walking videos on Instagram are still amazing. www.instagram.com/reel/DdzT_gE...
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has meetings on the West side, the east side, garden City, and the phone today with exactly enough space in between each one that I could barely do anything else.
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[Robert Altman] When he's bad he's very bad, but when he's good he's extraordinary. (1972)
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Andrea @andreakremer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this makes me viscerally uncomfortable to look at, it looks like a food mausoleum
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This week I spoke with local artist Travess Smalley about his Pixel Rugs project and about the new Fine Arts Center at URI. www.warwickonline.com/lifestyles/o...
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On the grid and in the matrix
There’s a new Fine Arts Center at the University of Rhode Island, and no one seems happier about it than Travess Smalley, an assistant professor of print media who just
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Tony Breed ✶ boop @tonybreed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Misread this a “hobbled by cats…”, because I am desperate to live in a more whimsical America.
NYT Headline: A 'Zombified' C.D.C.
Hobbled by cuts, the agency is struggling to fulfill its public health mission.
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I'm mickey @spiderbabby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Check out my "retrospective " at fuller speed shop in providence, ri , opening this weekend
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Thomas Connor @thomasconnor.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
There's an active bomb threat at #Harvard, which is probably (hopefully) just an incel and/or someone not wanting to take a quiz, but it's been going on for over two hours now and they're still keeping two buildings closed. Hopefully just an overabundance of caution...
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My day has encountered its first hiccup.
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still need to go to New Bedford to look at the Hot Herman Melville statue.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 28/09/2026
WET
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loving that the new album from The Drin is 74 minutes long.
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I blame this.
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh no I accidentally started reading all the one star Nitro Bar reviews.


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The The Nitro Bar in Providence is a trendy, viral-favorite specialty coffee shop that evolved from a hand-built mobile coffee cart into a beloved Rhode Island staple. 
History & Atmosphere
Origins: Founded in 2016 by entrepreneurs Sam Lancaster and Audrey Finocchiaro, it started as a mobile pop-up cart before opening its flagship brick-and-mortar storefront. 

Dash Bicycle Shop
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Unique Vibe: The Federal Hill location shares a creative, lively space directly inside Dash Bicycle Shop, blending bike culture with a cozy, whitewashed cafe atmosphere. 

The Food Lens
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Popularity: Known for frequent lines out the door and a massive social media following, it attracts locals, students, and tourists alike. 

Brown Daily Herald
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Specialties & Menu Highlights
Signature Nitro Brew: Their double-strength cold brew is poured through a nitro tap system, giving it a velvety, creamy texture with natural cocoa undertones that tastes smooth without needing milk.
Inventive & Viral Drinks: Famous for creative seasonal lattes and specialty matchas topped with house-made whipped "floats" or "whips"—such as the Peanut Butter Whip, Maple Sea Salt Latte, and inventive flavor mashups like black raspberry or chocolate malt. 

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Food Options: Offers a curated selection of house-made pastries, breakfast sandwiches, and vegetarian or vegan-friendly bites like pesto bagels. 
You can check out their official menu and offerings on The Nitro Bar Ordering Site. 
If you'd like, I can tell you more about:
Their Newport or upcoming Ives Street locations
Specific seasonal drink recommendations
Their retail coffee beans and at-home growlers
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Melissa Richardson
Local Guide·26 reviews·20 photos
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Take out  |  Other  |  $20–30
This appears to be a typical overpriced social media hype geared towards the 20-something’s who like super sweet coffee and enjoy taking the…
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's too hard to explain the cryptic Google Calendar note to self that got me here but who needs AI when videos like this existed in 2009. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvqo...
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Mariah Carey Obsessed Cosmic Elf - Memories of an Imperfect Angel
YouTube video by elfcosmic
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not sure I could marry someone who already had four children if those children's names were Jagger, Lotus, Mini, and Cash. people.com/eve-reveals-...
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Eve Reveals Why Her Marriage to Husband Maximillion Cooper Remains Strong After 12 Years (Exclusive)
“It is nice having a partner that really celebrates you doing the thing that you love,” Grammy-winning rapper Eve tells PEOPLE of husband Maximillion Cooper, with whom she shares 4-year-old son Wilde ...
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Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️™️ 🧵On Feb. 26, 1931, the INS under the orders of Herbert Hoover deported up to 1.8 million people to Mexico. An investigation in 2004 revealed 60% were U.S. citizens. Pull up a seat🪑. (cont) #ProudBlue #ResistanceRoots #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory www.history.com/articles/the...
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The Long History of Anti-Latino Discrimination in America | HISTORY
School segregation, lynchings and mass deportations of Spanish-speaking U.S. citizens are just some of the injustices...
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brown men's water polo is hosting a tournament this weekend and for the second day in a row I appear unable to pull myself together in time to get there.
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I always thought Sasha and Digweed were very silly but I can't remember why and now I'm not actually sure that I have ever even listened to them. But in high school they seemed like a joke.
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Topher @tophr.org · 26/09/2026
The Physical Impossibility of Leaving the House on a Friday Night in the Mind of Someone Laying on the Couch
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Richard Corso @richardcorso.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was just saying the same thing.
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does red sky at night not mean sailor's delight anymore? Did that system break too?
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They repainted the Italian flag stripe down Atwells Ave but the green feels off. Very Kermity.
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am not a religious person but I feel like the Noreaster is g*d's way of telling Ed Sheeran to just go away already.
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is pretty much a given that men in security jobs who are given access to new surveillance technology will immediately use it to harass women. I remember covering this 16 years ago. www.theguardian.com/uk/2010/mar/...
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Airport worker given police warning for 'misusing' body scanner
Man, 25, issued with harassment warning after allegedly taking photo of a female colleague at Heathrow
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Am having the day-after-an-event sleepies. It's funny how having to be on makes me feel like this even when I just work the event and don't actually run it myself.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Threads is Chernobyl levels of “nobody is talking about this” for things that either everyone already knows or that have not even a glancing connection with reality
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was masking in a lesbian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
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maura johnston @maura.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
well now i’m really worried that the apocalypse is coming sometime within the next few months
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Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Read the newspaper while eating in a diner like I'm 90 years old and now I must scramble like I have never scrambled before!
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.
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