Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The mid-90s editions from No Exit press are hilarious in their lack of interest in the book's actual subject matter. 110
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh wait this was easier than I thought. It's this woman in the bottom right corner. 110
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Am going to lose my mind. There are 31 portraits in the wall, none of which is David Morales. In the key there are 31 portraits including David Morales. WHO IS MISSING FROM THE KEY? 420
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's not every day you see a Suki Waterhouse skeet right next to a Sookie Stackhouse skeet. 110
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026An easy fix here would be for them to avoid planning the conference in cities the summer after a mayoral election. 020
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh no I accidentally started reading all the one star Nitro Bar reviews. 150
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Happy St Matthew's Day to all the Matthews out there and also to me. 020
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My phone just generated a memory gallery thing called "This beautiful world" and it includes both Radiohead's Kid A album cover and the General Idea painting with the seals. 030
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Awwww this dog that I was following on Instagram died but we didn't have a single mutual and I don't know who the owner was so sorry if this was your dog. 030
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Lots of personal updates in this month's newsletter, plus my summer soundtrack that I think I've already shared here at least once. matthewrlawrence.substack.com/p/songs-of-t... 031
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I feel like I should remember there existing an album where Billie Joe Armstrong and Norah Jones covered an entire Everly Brothers record?? 010
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It was my eighth favorite song of that particular year. 210
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I know songs are all two minutes but w because no one has any attention span but this is crazy. 100
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What was the one on Wickenden right by Coffee Exchange circa 1999? What building was that even in? 120
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Listening to Rumors by Lindsay Lohan and this song remains amazing. 020
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I am looking at a zip code map on Zillow and apparently the east side of Vinton Street changes zip codes five times. The whole street is only a few blocks long. 200
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I always forget what it says and can't see anything that far away but can confirm my new phone has a better zoom feature than the last one. 121
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When you are anti-AI but also your policy was written by ChatGPT.* *Or at least heavily inspired by it? 030
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My parents' 50th anniversary was four years ago and my phone just showed me this memory of everyone in my family looking in completely different directions. 130
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026When I was blogging in 2015 I made a 10 Worst People of the Year list that included both Matt Bevin and Milo Y. Watch out, Conor McGregor and Adam Sandler! You're next. 010
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I don't know if the question order is randomized but this is an insane way to open. 110
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The full video is a lot funnier because it ends at a socially distanced Lido Pimienta concert. 160
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Lots of conflicting messaging in this photo I took in 2017. 180
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 31/08/2026🎶Were you there when they crucified my Lord? Were you there when they crucified my Lord? Oh sometimes it causes me to tremble! Were you there when they crucified my Lord?🎶 0110
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just watched Mona Lisa for the first time in probably 25 (or more) years. It's not a perfect movie and there is at least one plot twist I don't buy but Bob Hoskins and Cathy Tyson are both great and honestly so is In Too Deep, the Genesis song that I guess was originally made for this movie. 040
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 21/08/2026And do they know that Lake Michigan is not actually a land mass? 010
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I guess this happened a few days ago but I just learned about Bad Bunny and his beagle doing this Vogue shoot. 021
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This paragraph has my head spinning. (from @codastory.com) 010
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I was going to jokingly say the liquor castle but Google maps tells me that is still Providence. 010
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Do we have a Nepalese restaurant that I don't know about? 120
Matthew Lawrence @beefcakefactory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I did the Fruit Loop pub crawl yesterday and saw some people I hadn't seen in a while and met some new ones. Would do again. 1120
